A/N: Wow, girlies. I'm getting donkey balls and horse vaginas thrown all over the place... figuratively. LOL. I love it. In case you didn't see, this fic is rated M, some lemons, but mostly cursing. My Bella loves her big words. If that offends you, I'm sorry but I won't change it. I tried to change it in one chapter and it just did not flow for me. There are 7 other lovely stories being written. I'm sure there is a story there with no cursing. Also, there will be an EPOV somewhere. Stick with me and you'll get it soon. Thanks so much for reviewing chicas, you guys make me LOL.

*throws Donkey Balls to readers*

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Disclaimer: Stephenie owns all things Twilight. I own the bunny that attacked me to write this.

Beta: HollBeth

Simply Promised

Chapter 10

BPOV

How can a person eat so much food?

I can't stop looking at Rosalie eat... it's like... like... like watching a kid poop in public... you can't stop looking no matter how gross it is.

She picks up the monster hamburger and bites it, not caring at all about the sauce and pieces of meat hanging off her face.

I grab my own napkin on instinct and clean my face. Just because she has no problem looking disgusting doesn't mean I don't either.

"So, what's up with you and douche?"

I roll my eyes for the tenth time, knowing how much she hates my boyfriend.

"I don't understand how you can't stand him. He's nice, puts up with me... puts up with you! What else can I ask for?"

"How about asking him why he's been avoiding you for the past week?"

I know she's right and as much as I want to find out why he's been acting different, I don't want to ask.

I don't act like other girlfriends who are constantly at their boyfriend's throats... I pride myself on that.

"I'm sure he has his reasons and he's been working extra hours at the firm lately so..."

I let the sentence hang because it even sounds stupid when I say my excuses out loud.

When did Bella Swan start making excuses for a guy?

Since you fell in love Bella, since you let one of them get to you...

"I love him, Rose. I'm not saying he's the one, but shit... I don't see him going anywhere soon."

Rose's eyes soften for a few seconds until they turn hard again. God forbid the ice queen has a soft spot.

"Have you heard anything from Ed?" she asks.

I scoff, clearly annoyed. "Don't you mean Edward? Ever since he got married to Tranny, he's been going by Edward."

"I heard about that. He even told Emmett to call him Edward during the wedding." She starts laughing loud like a hyena and then says in her best impression of Ed's voice, "I'm married now, Emmett. Therefor, you shall call me, Edward. "

I start laughing, too, cause that does sound like the new "Edward."

"I can't believe he got married," she murmurs, waiting for my reaction closely. "I mean, I always thought you two would get together."

I shudder.

"Why would you think that? He's been with Tranny for like two agonizing years now. He's like a brother to me."

She shakes her head and continues eating.

I start to laugh, uncomfortably, but laugh I do.

My laugh dies down gradually... I miss my Ed.

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