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Beta: HollBeth


Simply Promised

Chapter 12

BPOV

My eyes are open wide as saucers as I stare at the one person I didn't expect to see for at least two more weeks.

"Ed! What are you doing here? Did you do this? You still have two more weeks left in your honeymoon. Where is Tra... Tanya?"

He holds up his hands and gives me his best panty-dropping smirk.

Too bad for him it's never worked on me.

"Hold on," he says, holding up his hands to stop any more questions I might have. "I didn't do this..." he sweeps his arms from side to side "...this mess. I came to see you and found the place like this. And the reason why I'm not on my honey-moon is because something T got sick, and well, I missed you."

So, that answers some questions but brings out more.

"It looks like I interrupted something though."

"Yeah, no kidding. So what's this news you have for me."

His smirk turns into a full-blown smile, and he sweeps me up in his arms, twirling me around my post-it covered office.

"We're gonna have a baby!"

What?

"What!" screams Riley, dropping a bunch of food on the floor.


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