So apparently this ship is called Bechemily, and oh my start we're at 40! Enjoy, I don't know how long for me to post something again, since there's a lot of exams I need to study for. But anyway, read on, my friends. *is kidnapped by aliens, never to be seen again. jk*
40. Be my friend?
"so, my family is a bit orthodox. This doesn't mean they're homophobic, well, not anymore. They're fine with me dating a girl, but if I dated two, I don't think they'd accept that, so, I tried to drop some hints these past few months. But that didn't really work out and now I'm in deep shit because I told them that my girlfriend would be coming and I really want to bring you both but I don't want to get kicked out of my own house which will be likely to happen if I introduce you both as my girlfriends, so the solution I came up with, and I promise you're not going to like this, one of has to pretend to not be my girlfriend and come along as a best friend who wanted to meet the family as well. Listen, I know this is not perfect and I'm not saying this because I'm ashamed of either of you but I believe this is the only way this will work and keep almost everyone I love close, and happy, for now" damn, never have I ever spoken so many words this fast, Jesus. "the only problem is, if you guys agree, who would be the girlfriend?" I look in between their faces. Back and forth, back and forth, trying to read their expressions. I see doubt in Chloe's eyes, Emily looks like she's still trying to figure out what I just rambled out. So no real clue there.
"why doesn't one of us stay home?" Chloe asks, I throw my hands up in aspiration
"because, then I'll have to miss one of you for a week. And when the third is there with us then at least we get to spend time together outside the house" I put my hand Emily's knee "are you alright Em?" she nods
"well, I think we can pull it off right?" Chloe says, ever the optimist "it's only logical that I'll be the best friend though, because we all know" she grabs Emily's hand and gives it a squeeze "Emily can't act for shit and all the love eyes she sends your way, it's cute but in this situation it might rad us out"
And so it was set, plans were made, arrangements were discussed, everything was prepared and Chloe just had to make sure she wasn't too couple-ish with us. And that's exactly the problem, because even before Chloe and I got together, everybody assumed we were a couple. So no, this is a disaster if I have ever seen one and for the love of god, please let this work! But I think all three of us know better than that, so when we're standing in front of my mom's door, we all take a deep breath and prepare ourselves for the days to come.
"Punchkin!" my mom shouts happily when the door is open and I grin back
"dip stick!" we hug and I know Emily and Chloe are shocked, I can't see them but I know it. I might've lied a little bit, I might've planned a little prank, on both my girlfriends. My mom is in on it and we tend to make this trip as difficult as possible for Chloe to manage. But let's not tell them yet. When my mom finally releases me, I turn around
"mom, this is Emily my girlfriend and my best friend Chloe" my mom hugs them both and we all get inside "mom?" I ask "where's the stepfuck?"
"oh, he's getting pizza, why don't you girls put all you shit away and we'll eat when Jason gets back"
"alright" I lead the girls up to my old bedroom, nothing has changed. Well, it's cleaner than I used to be, a hell of a lot cleaner.
"what the fuck Beca?" Chloe hisses, while Emily looks around the room and I put down our bags.
"what?" I ask, trying to sound as innocent as I can, luckily Emily comes to the rescue
"oh my stars!" she squeals at seeing the pictures of a younger me "you are so adorable, look at you all small and cute" I walk to her and look at what she's looking at, I don't see the appeal.
"she's still small" Chloe adds with a smug look on her face, I flip her off. And before we know it we're back downstairs, eating delicious pizza. I keep feeding Emily pieces and if I may say, it looks adorable. The next day we just lay in bed, I talk with my mom and we make plans for the rest of the days. Tomorrow we're going to the mall, all four of us and we have something planned.
When we pass a lingerie store, my mom suggests that Emily and I go in, while she takes Chloe to another store. I know I should decline but come on, Chloe's so close to figuring this whole thing out that we have to at least try something, so I pull Emily in and wink at Chloe as she gets dragged away by my mom. Poor Emily doesn't know what to do, she's never been to a store like this one, so I help us both, we go into a fitting room together and try them on. Damn we look hot! Mine set is blue, hers is red and I quickly snap a picture of us, to send to Chloe. We try on a few more sets and both pick one for the other, luckily Emily is a little less flustered by the whole thing now. we're back home earlier than the rest so I tell Emily to put on our new lingerie to surprise Chloe.
We eat dinner together and we go upstairs again after, Chloe pushes me up against the door and roughly kisses me "you are such a tease, you suck Beca. This is all a lie isn't it? Your mom and you are pranking us, do you know how difficult it was to leave you in the mall. And that damn picture, I nearly broke" I grin at her
"you're right" and I walk to the door and shout to my mom "Toothpick!"
"what"
"they know"
I wait for about 5 seconds "we're going out, have fun fuckface" and they're gone, awesome. I get back in the room to see Emily making out with Chloe, I strip of my clothes, leaving only the matching bra and panties on. Chloe looks at me, mouth open, pupils dilated.
"I'm sorry for pranking you kitten, let us make it up to you" I say in the sweetest voice ever and all she can do is nod "well why don't you lay down and we'll shower you with love" I pull Emily in for a long and slow kiss while Chloe undresses and I undress Emily, Chloe gasps again when she sees Emily's bra and panties.
Let's just say that it's good my mom stayed out the entire night