A/N: Just a little info... what happens to Bella in this chapter did actually in fact happen to me, all of it. I don't think about it much cause it honestly freaks me out. But anyways, I'm off to play mommy for an hour. See you then.

*ponders about the past*

Special Note: I'm all up for criticism in the reviews, I just ask that if you don't like it or disagree with something, I or any of the other authors write, that you be respectful about it. We do this for free and take time out of our RL and families in order to write such stories. We do this out of love.

Disclaimer: Stephenie owns all things Twilight. I own the bunny that attacked me to write this.

Beta: HollBeth

Simply Promised

Chapter 24

BPOV

My body takes time to recuperate before I let them near me.

I am not going to make the same mistakes that Tanya made.

I get injected three times a day.

It's fucking hell.

It hurts... it really hurts.

Some type of hormone... I don't know... I don't care.

It just hurts to see the long, thick needle coming towards my ass.

The injection midday is my favorite of all three.

The needle is so small that I can't even feel it when it's plunged in to my stomach.

The one at night gives me nightmares.

Tanya pays a nurse to do the injections for which I'm thankful.

But still... it fucking hurts.

Three weeks of this hell on Earth.

An ecstatic Tanya, a hovering Ed, a pissed off Riley and Alice.

I can't take it sometimes.

I really can't.

I guess in a way I should count my lucky stars that things between Riley and I aren't that bad... considering that my wedding had to be pushed back a bit.

TA on the other hand, I wouldn't even go near her with a stick.

I usually grab my iPhone and say I have diarrhea... but I just really play games and hide inside the tub.

Anything to get away from it all.

After three weeks, I feel so full, and so cramped.

Bloated is the best way to describe what I feel.

An appointment is made and the next thing I know, my legs are strapped to stirrups and the oxygen mask is placed on my face.

When I wake up I learn that my body was able to produce seventeen eggs.

SEVENTEEN EGGS! I'm super woman.

I freak out when I hear that.

What happened to the possibility of three or four at the most?

Jesus! Am I that fertile?

That night I pray long and hard thanking God for preventing up until then all those pregnancies considering my statistics.

I especially pray extra hard when I see the way Riley's eyes bug out in excitement at the news of my fertility.

Yeah, not fucking happening.

Well, between me and him at least.

Eight eggs are fertilized and four are placed inside of me. The other four are frozen.

No more than a few weeks later, it's confirmed that I'm pregnant.

And this time, it's really with our baby.

A/N: Reviews are the same as preventing unplanned pregnancies... Oh you just better leave me some luv.