We stand there and watch the promo for Zack Ryder, wow weirdo much. It's now time for the rookie trivia challenge and I'm standing next to Alex for full support. Thank god Rhodes left the stage, if he didn't nothing would've stopped me from slapping him right across the face.
"Alright it's time for the WWE trivia challenge. Rookies, if you guys are going to be future stars, you have to appreciate the rich WWE history. So let me give you the rules real quick. In the first round, questions are worth 100 points. In the second round, the questions are going to be slightly more difficult and worth 200 points. When this is all said and done, I'll tell you exactly what you win. Are you ready to play the WWE trivia challenge? Gentlemen make sure you have your microphones ready so we can hear your answers. Here's your first question, please no shouting out from the Universe, thank you. Okay. Who competed in the Iron Man match at Wrestlemania 12 in 1996?" Matt explains then asks.
Alex, McGillicutty and Kaval think until McGillicutty hits the buzzer.
"Michael McGillicutty?"
"HBK..."
"And..."
"Uh..."
"It's a classic opponent."
"Bret Hart."
"Bret the hitman Hart and Shawn Michaels is correct. 100 points for Michael McGillicutty!"
Okay, it's just one question. No big deal, Alex still has time to catch up.
"Moving on, second question. Ha ha ha. Pete Gas, Joey Abs and Rodney made up which group?"
Kaval hits the buzzer first.
"Kaval's hand is on the bottom."
"The Mean Street Posse." Kaval answers.
"The Mean Street Posse is correct! Okay, which WWE superstar's entrance theme begins with the lyrics 'you think you know me'?"
"Edge." McGillicutty answers instantly.
Damn!
"Edge, Michael McGillicutty is correct. Michael McGillicutty has 200 points and is in the lead. Okay, what other famous billionaire did Mr. McMahon put his hair up against at Wrestlemania 23. Michael McGillicutty."
"Donald Trump."
"Donald Trump is correct. Michael McGillicutty has 300 points, Kaval has 100 and Alex Riley has 0. Okay, the Killswitch is the finishing move of which superstar?"
Alex almost had it but Kaval beat him to it.
"Kaval..."
"Christian." Kaval answers.
"Christian is correct. Triple H's entrance music is played by which legendary rock band?"
McGillicutty got to the buzzer first.
"Uh is it Rob Zombie?" he asks.
Rob Zombie? Really? Then Kaval gets it next.
"Motorhead?" Kaval asks.
"Motorhead is correct, Kaval has tied this up. 300 to 300."
Man, Alex isn't getting any of these. This isn't fair. Music sounds, ending the 1st round.
"That's the end of round one! We are tied, Kaval has 300 points, Michael McGillicutty has 300 points and Alex Riley has zero points. But...but, the questions are now worth 200 points. Okay let's get to some hard ones here. Ah here's a good one. Which WWE hall of famer was the very first intercontinental champion?"
Kaval got to the buzzer first.
"Kaval?" Matt asks.
"Pat Patterson."
"Pat Patterson is correct, 500 points for Kaval. 500 to 300 to 0. Okay, which current WWE diva won the diva search contest in 2007?"
McGillicutty gets to the buzzer.
"Michael McGillicutty?"
"I think uh, it was Eve." he states.
"Eve is correct! 500 points for McGillicutty, 500 points for Kaval, 0 for Alex Riley."
Everyone starts complaining and Alex gets a little mad.
"I'm working on it!"
"It's okay Alex, don't mind them." I calm him down.
"Okay, rookies. Complete the following lyric. 'here comes the ax and here comes the smasher'."
Kaval gets the buzzer, but Alex and I were wondering what the hell?
"You got to sing it too."
"The demolition, walking disaster."
"The demolition, walking disaster is correct. Where do we stand right now? Oh, there you
go. 700 for Kaval, 500 for McGillicutty and nothing for Alex Riley."
He just laughs and smiles at that comment.
"Oh, you like that huh? You think that's funny? That's funny?" he asks the audience.
"Okay, here's a fun one. What mode of transportation did the Dynamic Dudes primarily use on their way to the ring?"
Alex goes to hit the buzzer, but stops and thinks. Come on Alex you got this.
"Dynamic dudes, remember them?"
No one does.
"Guys really? Best of luck in all of your future endeavors, Kaval?" Matt says as Kaval hits the buzzer.
"Was it surfboards?"
"Not surfboards, but... Oh Alex Riley oh my goodness!" he says as Alex finally hits the buzzer.
"Boogie boards!"
"Really? Boogie boards?" Matt asks laughing.
Kaval and McGillicutty add in with the laughter.
"Ha ha, okay. The answer of course is, correct young boy. Skateboards, good job buddy. Alex Riley before we go any further, I got to ask you, how do you feel about having zero points in this trivia contest? You got a microphone, you don't have to take mine, go ahead."
"You know what Matt?" Alex asks.
"What?" he responds back
"I honestly don't care." Alex says smiling.
"Really?"
"Not at all." he responds.
"You may not care, but I think the Varisty Villian spent more time on the field than he did in
the classroom." Kaval retorted.
"Oh really Kaval? Maybe he doesn't have all the trivia knowledge, but since when does that affect how we do in the ring?" I retort back.
Kaval goes to talk but I cut him off.
"You know what? For what you said about me last week, it's time for payback. Main event tonight between Alex, me and my girl Aly against you and the losers that call themselves LayCool."
"Whoa wait until you see what you guys are competing for. You're going to care alright. Okay, which WWW superstar holds the record for the most times winning the WWE Championship?"
Alex buzzes in.
"Alex?"
"Triple H."
"Oh my goodness, Alex Riley is correct! Finally on the board! That is the end of the competition, can we see the scores? Congratulations Kaval is the winner! Kaval, why don't I tell you what you've won here. Starting tomorrow at noon eastern on wwe dot com, the WWE Universe, will be voting who they think is the WWE's next breakout star in our season finale. This face, will be all over WWE dot com, because there will be a huge feature on Kaval on WWE dot com. Perhaps one step closer to becoming the WWE's next breakout star!"
Then Michelle comes up to me.
"Oh and Carly, about that match, we accept."
"Good, be prepared when Alex, Aly and I beat you. Karma's a bitch LayCool, and you have it coming!"
With that I walk backstage with Alex and we find Aly and Mike.
"Hey Aly, get into some wrestling gear, we have to get ready for our match later against Kaval and LayCool. You, me and Alex against Kaval and them, it's time to teach them a lesson."
"Well that's good news because I just got a contract signed too! Let's kick some LayCool and ninja ass!"
