I do not own Twilight, I just puzzle with S. Meyers incredible pieces.

God, oh god... Edward's mind was in overdrive. Why did she have to come back. I have to get rid of Alec, Alice can't see him. She'll tell dad, I'm dead... He sprinted to the couch and quickly put the condoms in an empty bag of crisps.

"Alec... Alec, get up! You have to go now! Alice is here! Alec!" he whispered frantically to the boy on the couch. "Alec!" The boy stirred and slowly opened his eyes.

"Wha... Whut?"

Edward was losing it. "Alec get up, get dressed, leave. She thinks you're a girl, you have to go before she gets back in here!" Alec nearly jumped off the couch, reaching for his jeans.

"What is she doing here? I thought you said she wouldn't be back this week!"

"Yes, well, she is, now get your ass out of here!" Edward replied.

Alec swiftly got dressed and was about to disappear quietly through the garden doors when Alice walked in. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" The boys froze in their steps, their backs to the tiny woman. Scared to turn around and face the reality of the situation.

Edwards composed himself first and spoke. "Sorry Alice, my friend really doesn't feel comfortable meeting you like this." He hoped his sister would let it slide, but he could've known she wouldn't.

"Sit down!" Alice said as Edward heard the rattling of a teapot and cups being placed on the coffee-table. He nervously fumbled his hands while turning around. His heart pounding, closely watching Alice while Alec also turns to face her. His stomach turns as he sees Alice realizing the long dark hair belongs to a boy. "Edward, what the hell?"

Alice threw her arms in the air in defeat and sat down only to jump up again. She picked up a bottle of lube from the chair she had tried to sit on and dropped it quickly. "My god Edward! You were using my house as a fuckpad?"

Edward woke up from his catatonic stare. "We didn't go anywhere near your bedroom, I promise Alice, I just... We couldn't... With dad at home... I-I..."

Alice ignored him and rambled on, "And since when are you even gay? Why didn't you tell me?"

Alice let out a sigh and sat down on a clean looking chair. "I trusted you Edward, I thought you trusted me too?"

Edward examined her face, she looked very tired, exhausted actually. "Ally? Are you OK? I mean... of course you're not OK, but is there anything I can do for you?"

"I don't know Edward, I need a moment. I need... I'm going to take a shower. Can you please clean up this mess before I get back downstairs?" Alice stood up.

"Yeah..." Edward whispered barely audible while she walked away.

I hope you are enjoying my little fiction. Please let me know by reviewing. I am looking for pre-readers to exchange idea's with and Beta's to help me make my dabbles readable!