TTGL: So this is the Heavens.

Omake Issue 5: Conflicting feelings.

A/N: This Omake is bestowed upon my dear readers in honour of HyperForce.

Through large demand, this Omake follows things back on Earth. It doesn't cover much though as I plan to cover the Gurren Lagann elements in detail in a later chapter. I had a lot of fun writing it but you may need to reread it to get the full effect. Just 'bear' with it…lol. Oh, and follow all A/Ns as they will aid the experience. it's an interactive chapter I suppose. Now just sit back and enjoy the randomness.

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A young, blue haired boy sat at a desk amidst a sea of paperwork. He had been working none stop for months and both his mind and body were on the verge of collapse. A blue coat covered his torso while white trousers hid his legs. They were both brand new, something that Simon Giha wasn't use to at all.

Things had happened so fast. He had been an unpopular coward with no purpose in life living underground without even believing in the surface. His bro, Kamina had taken him to the surface after a giant robot attacked their village where they became friends with a hot girl called Yoko. Simon had experienced his first real crush at that moment but she was more interested in Kamina. They travelled the land fighting their hairy oppressors until they finally met with a general of the Spiral King's army. Simon had seen Yoko and Kamina kiss, which really screwed with his head and heart. Because of this he couldn't focus on the battle which resulted in once again, Kamina coming to save him, dying in the process.

After Bro's death he had fallen to being emo while at the same time becoming excessively angry and violent. Then he discovered a girl in a box and he felt some new feelings that eventually blossomed into full scale love. His soul finally recovered when onset by the remaining three generals who he saw off without a problem. Straight after that he matched against the Spiral king himself, who also happened to be his new girlfriend's dad…awkward. After a frankly epic fight that Kamina would have been proud of he killed the Spiral King, his future Father-in-law.

That turned out to be the easy part though. With the king gone, Rossiu decided to build a city where Tepplin had fallen, which was cool but hard work. Simon suddenly found himself as Commander in chief of humanity which entailed no fighting, which was his only talent, and a lot of paperwork, ironic since he couldn't read or write. He did have a girlfriend though which allowed for fringe benefits, making him technically more manly than Kamina had ever been.

Simon's head crashed to the table, his vision spinning. Just thinking about the mass of feelings made him tired, let alone actually experiencing them. "I'm beat. What would you do in my shoes, Bro?"

There was a faint fizzling sound that caused Simon to look up. Stood opposite him was a ghostly apparition of a light blue haired teen with a bare six-pack and a billowy crimson cape despite the lack of a breeze.

"Simon! I have come to you in your hour of need." said the inspirational voice of Kamina.

"And you couldn't have done that, say, when I was getting pummelled by Lordgenome?" snapped Simon, cranky through stress and sleep deprivation.

"I was busy. That's not the point though. Once more I'm here to get you back on the right track. Now listen up Simon! All you have to do is:

(A/N: Que song 'Bear Necessities' from 'The Jungle Book'. Seriously, stick it on and read the following lines instead of the actual song lyrics. Go on to Youtube or if you have a CD of it then stick it on, (I don't judge). If you don't this Omake is pretty pointless. Also you might have to go over it a few times as the brain struggles to fit new words over a well known song. The mighty Kamina demands you do it!)

"Look for your manly overdrive

The flame that burns within your eyes

Forget about Rossiu and his lies

I mean the things that make you smile

Like punching Viral for a while

That sets your manly soul alight.

Hop onto Lagann, and go for a fly

Head out on a journey, kiss your cares goodbye

Beastmen are cowering in their holes

The perfect training as your foes

When you shoot shit for the hell of it

And when you're done take a little kip

Then maybe have some stew.

Your manly overdrive will make sure you survive

With loads to do.

Look for things that make your heart race

That look upon your girlfriend's face

When you show her your true manly spirit

I mean, not like I'm watching it

But damn you sure do go at it

You've really made your dear Anki so proud.

Now when you face paperwork

Or a big forehead burk

Now life can seem tough here

But don't shed a tear

Send them flying with a falcon punch

That'll make them think twice

Before bugging you

Or slip some drugs into his drink

Then watch as he runs to the closest loo

Now do you know what to do?

Your manly overdrive will make sure you survive

With loads to do.

So believe in yourself, simple I know

Look what a man you've become

You're the one carving the path to tomorrow

Tomorrow should be relaxed

So screw work and chill.

So grab some sake and watch T.V.

And fantasise about cute Nia

Stand up and fight because that's what we do

kicking major ass in an epic way

Just do that every day.

Your manly overdrive will help you be okay…"

The ghostly Kamina faded after its last word, leaving Simon alone in his office once more. He blinked, not quiet believing what he saw. He looked suspiciously at the coffee that sat on his desk.

"What the f**k was that. I need to lay off the coffee and get more sleep. But damn it was catchy. Well, I have a sudden urge to ass around. It really must have been Kamina. To Lagann! Or Nia… whichever I find first."

With that the Commander-in-chief of humanity abandoned his office, whistling a tune sung by a bear in a 1967 cartoon. A true leader if I've ever seen one.