A/N: You guys took the killing so literal. LOL. Awesome. Now the aftermath of the breakup.

*stretches out lazily *

Special Note: I'm all up for criticism in the reviews, I just ask that if you don't like it or disagree with something, I or any of the other authors write, that you be respectful about it. We do this for free and take time out of our RL and families in order to write such stories. We do this out of love.

Disclaimer: Stephenie owns all things Twilight. I own the bunny that attacked me to write this.

Beta: HollBeth

Simply Promised

Chapter 28

BPOV

"Assholes, fucking womanizing pricks!" yells Rosalie.

She softens her voice and looks directly at Emmie. "But not you, baby. You're awesome."

He blows her a kiss and returns his attention to the football game.

I flick his ear... he needs to man-up.

She turns away and continues to fume. "Cock-sucking son of a bitch!"

I turn away laughing.

I can't help it, she really is something else.

I know I should be upset because she is essentially the reason why Riley isn't talking to me anymore.

After I had requested time, Rosalie let him know exactly how she found him lacking.

Apparently he isn't man enough for me.

He is insensitive for how he treated me.

I think she forgot that I was the one who didn't show up at the altar.

But she loves me and according to her he should have understood and not questioned me.

I thought we were leaving things in a time-out sort of way, but now, I'm not too sure.

Thing is, I'm not too troubled by it.

I'm sad because I love him and was about to marry him... but shouldn't I be bent over with pain trying to eat ice cream or something?

Or maybe not, since I'm not like most girls.

Maybe I should send a thank you note to my mother for fucking up with my emotional abilities and thus saving me from actually being heartbroken.

Not that she would understand or know since she didn't make an effort to come.

Everyone else is a different story, though.

I feel as if everyone is upset with me over the missed wedding.

My dad is furious about me getting pregnant without telling him.

He almost arrested Riley to force him into matrimony after defiling his only daughter, until I explained it was Ed's baby.

That took another half hour to explain.

He wasn't happy about that, either.

Riley's family kept giving me looks, and I'm sure they're the ones responsible for the anonymous prank calls I'm getting.

TA was a nightmare to deal with since she did put a lot of work in to organizing "My Dream Wedding."

She insisted that I let her decorate my spare bedroom for the alien in order to make it up to her.

Tranny put a stop to that one really quick...

Only good thing she's ever done as far as I'm concerned.

Ed... Ed.

There's not much I can say about him other than I wish he would stop fucking smirking and touching my non-existent baby bump.

A/N: Reviews are the same as Riley gone... Oh you just better leave me some luv.