A/N: Man, you guys are funny. You all have stories about boobs growing and then shrinking. Mine grew but then sagged. Someone asked about the babies I "donated." I only saw them once and that was enough for me. The lady was crazy about them. I've never seen or hear from them again and the thing is, I don't want to. I already have 4 and doing this on my own now. I don't know how I would react if I did see another mini-me out there. Any who, it's 9pm my time so I'll be posting the next chapters pretty quick. Are you girls ready? Yes? Good! Keep the reviews coming ladies, they make me feel like Ed is sending them to me personally.

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Disclaimer: Stephenie owns all things Twilight. I own the bunny that attacked me to write this.

Beta: HollBeth

Simply Promised

Chapter 30

BPOV

I'm four months today.

I'm four months pregnant and slightly miserable.

Today is also the day of my check-up.

I don't know if they're going to tell us the gender... can they do that this soon?

Fuck that... I'm just hoping they'll tell me I'm cooking one fetus.

Who knows...

I just want to put my clothes on and get out of the house without being afraid of the city smell.

Now that the morning sickness has stopped, I've been catching up on work.

Reading scripts, e-mailing the boss with descriptions and corrections... blah, blah.

I love my job, but it does get to be a little repetitious at a times.

So here I sit, naked wearing a crinkling paper gown that has me itching in places I can't scratch and waiting for a doctor to come and check me out.

"Your legs are white," comments Ed.

I look at him seated across the room, uncomfortably fidgeting with his phone and staring at my legs.

"My legs have always been white."

"Yeah," he says, shaking his head. "But I've never seen them before."

He's never seen them before?

"Bullshit," I say. "I've known you since you had your first fart, of course you've seen my legs before."

And thinking back to when we were kids, I ask him, "Don't you remember we used to shower together, naked?"

I waggle my eyebrows for effect.

I remember with perfect clarity, besides, we were just kids and he's like a brother to me.

Haven't we all seen family naked at one point or another?

He shakes his head again and fights a smile. "If you had seen me naked, you wouldn't be such a boy."

"It's because I have seen you naked that I am such a boy." I stick out my tongue and flip him the bird just as Dr. Cullen enters the room.

"Hi, Daddy C!" I squeal and jump down from the table and hug the only man who can actually make me feel like a giddy girl.

While I love my dad with all my heart, Charlie has always preferred a fishing buddy with whom to discuss football and drink beer.

I have been that... I am that to him.

But Carlisle Cullen, well, this man holds a dear place as well. He makes me feel like a little girl, perhaps because he's always treated me like one.

He gives me a warm hug and sways me from side to side.

I can smell his spicy cologne and feel the warmth of his embrace.

"Ahem."

God, I needed this hug.

We ignore Ed and continue swaying lightly.

An uncomfortable voice whispers from behind me. "I can see your ass, Bella. You're naked."

Daddy C. grabs another gown and drapes over me.

After helping me sit on the table again, I chance a glance at Ed's face.

It's red, like blotchy red and he has his eyebrows furrowed.

He's also avoiding looking at me.

So what if he saw my ass? I've seen him naked before, and I hear him being naked almost every night.

Come to think of it, I haven't heard him and Tranny getting it on for quite some time now.

I wonder what's up with those two...

A/N: Reviews are the same as Ed seeing you naked... Oh you just better leave me some luv.