Tonight is the 900th episode of Monday Night Raw in Boston Mass. Aly and I are really excited to be a part of it.
"Can you believe it's the 900th episode of Raw?" I exclaim.
"I know, it seems like we just started watching the show yesterday." Aly responds.
We sit backstage with Mike and Alex and watch on the Tv as Bret "The Hitman" Hart comes out.
"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, WWE Hall of famer, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!" announcer Justin called out.
Bret goes over and gets one of the mics to start talking.
"Hello Boston, long time no see! Seventeen years ago, a new show debuted called Monday Night Raw! I have to confess, that even back then, I wondered if Monday Night Raw would even catch on. But thanks to all of you, seventeen years and 900 episodes later, it looks to me like it's doing pretty damn good! What do you think? In fact, Monday Night Raw has the most shows in the history of primetime television. The history since the very, very beginning. I was there for that very first show. There's only one other wrestler, that's still here and was with me back then. And that's the Undertaker."
Everyone cheers.
"So I thought it might be appropriate..." Bret says before getting cut off by Kane coming out.
"Ah, what does he have to say now?" I ask outloud.
Kane gets into the ring with a mic in hand.
"The Undertaker. There is no Undertaker, anymore. Thanks to me physically decimating him, and leaving him to rot in a vegetative state, the Undertaker is a phenom no longer. He's not phenomenal in any way. He's just a man, just a man."
Everyone starts chanting 'Undertaker!'.
"The man that you once knew Bret, he's like...huh. Well he's like you Bret. Weak, feeble, stragly, over the hill, irreversably damaged. The last time that my brother was truely the Undertaker, was at Wrestlemania when he ended the career of Shawn Michaels. Oh you must've loved that Bret. Seeing Shawn Michaels, a man that you had seemingly made amends with, but who you utterly dispise. How you must've savored seeing him finally laid to rest huh?"
"The only thing that I'm going to savor, is when the Undertaker gets his hands on you and beats you like he always does!" Bret responds.
Kane laughs at that comment.
"Now you even sound like my brother Bret! You see the only thing that I've ever wanted my entire life, the one thing that I've wanted more than anything else, was to break out of my brother's shadow. And to prove that I am the devil's favorite demon. The Undertaker took out an icon in Shawn Michaels. That means, I need to do the same. I need to take out an icon of my own. I need to take out, you."
Then he drops the mic and grabs Bret by the neck, but then the Hart Dynasty comes out. D.H Smith and Tyson Kidd, they try to go after Kane, but in the end fail. Then Bret fights back against him and Kane grabs his throat again. Then we all hear a 'ding' signalling the Undertaker. Everything goes black and when the lights go back on and Undertaker is in the ring facing Kane and they both look angry at each other. They stare each other down, until Kane flips over the ropes and lands outside the ring. He walks up the ramp and we could hear him talking.
"Not yet big brother, not yet."
He laughs and walks up the ring. Then the 'ding' for the general manager comes up.
"May I have your attention please? I have recieved an email from the general manager." Michael Cole says.
"Does he just think we're stupid or something?" I ask.
"I know right?" Aly adds in.
"And I quote, I see this iconic moment taking place. And in honor of Raw's 900th episode, and despite my reluctance in the past, well I have decided we will have a main event befitting this historic occasion tonight. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs The Undertaker!"
Undertaker slowly turns his head around and looks at Bret Hart and they just stare at each other. Then the theme music for Raw plays and they head to a commercial. Miz and Alex have a match against Kaval and Daniel Bryan, along with Kofi and Michael McGillicutty. We walk out to the curtain and wait for Miz's music to play.
"The following contest is a triple threat, tag team match scheduled for onefall. Introducing first, the team of Michael McGillicutty and Kofi Kingston! Introducing next, the team of Kaval and Daniel Bryan!" announcer Justin says.
Then Miz's music starts and we walk out. Me next to Alex and Aly next to Miz.
"And the team of Alex Riley and the United States Champion, The Miz, accompanied by Sadie Trouble and Carly!"
They do their poses and we walk down the ramp. Alex and Miz walk up and get into the ring, while we stand ringside to watch. Miz charges in and tries to go for Daniel Bryan, but the ref backs him up to keep him away until the match starts. Miz still tries to go after Daniel Bryan and the ref keeps trying to back him up. The match starts up with Alex, Kofi and Daniel Bryan. But Daniel is all caught up in arguing with the Miz, so Alex takes advantage of the oppurtunity and hits him knocking him down. Then he turns around and goes after Kofi, punching and punching. He goes back to Daniel Bryan and beats up on him again. Aly and I cheer for him.
Alex then goes back to go after Kofi, but Kofi jumps up and kicks him which knocks him down to the mat. Kofi goes in for the pin, but Bryan stops it and goes after Kofi himself.
"Come on Alex get up!" I scream.
He gets up slowly as Kofi is working on beating up Bryan. Alex gets into the corner as Kofi throws Bryan against the ropes and bends over hoping to flip him over. But it backfires and Bryan kicks him in the face. Then he goes over smacks Miz across the face. Aly is just in shock at what just happened.
"Oh hell no!" she screams in English.
"Lei รจ tale piccola vendetta gelosa che cerca la puntura!" she yells in Italian.
Miz then goes to get into the ring to go after Bryan but the ref backs him up telling him to get out of the ring. Then Alex comes from the corner and goes after Bryan himself. Bryan gets the upperhand and hits him, pushing him back into the same corner he came from. He keeps kicking Alex in the chest and I don't see the ref doing anything.
"Come on ref!" I scream.
The ref finally comes over and stops him. He gets pumped up then goes after Kofi. His plan backfired and Kofi counters a move of his and then goes for the pin. Alex thankfully has enough stamina to rush over and stop Kofi from getting the pin. I clap in relief. Alex picks Kofi up, flips him and then drops him onto the mat, and then he goes for the pin. But unfortunately, Kofi kicked out. Alex walks over and then elbows Kofi in the head, then punches him a couple times and stands up. He runs against the ropes and Daniel Bryan like flips him and I hear a sound of pain come out of his mouth.
"Ow." I say to Aly.
Kofi gets the stamina to get up and knocks down Daniel Bryan. Kofi then executes a boot drop on Alex and goes for the pin.
"No!" I scream.
Daniel Bryan got up and stopped Kofi. Alex then proceeded to roll out of the ring and Bryan throws Kofi against the ropes and then goes to clothesline him, but Kofi jumps and they collide and they both go down. Alex rolls back into the ring trying to regain stamina. Miz, McGillicutty and Kaval are all holding their hands in hoping to be tagged in.
"Come on Alex!" I scream.
Kofi and Bryan reach to tag in their partner and I keep yelling for Alex to get up. Daniel tags in Kaval and Kofi tags in McGillicutty. Kaval runs at McGillicutty, but he knocks him down and Alex is slowly trying to get up, while holding onto the ropes. McGillicutty throws Kaval into the ropes and then he jumps on McGillicutty's back and wraps his arms around his neck. Alex gets the momentum to get up and knocks both of them down.
"That's what I want!" Alex yells to Kaval.
He goes after McGillicutty and Miz starts yelling to Alex.
"Bring him over here! Bring him over here, come on!"
Alex goes to throw McGillicutty into the corner, but he counters and Alex goes into the corner by Miz. McGillicutty goes to hit Alex, but he elbows him in the face. Miz made his own tag in and then Kaval kicks Alex over into the corner and Miz goes falling onto the ground. McGillicutty goes for the pin over Kaval, but Kaval luckily kicks out. Miz and Riley are outside the ring and we're encouraging them to get back into the ring.
"Come on, get back in the ring." we yell at them.
McGillicutty goes to throw Kaval in the corner, but he counters and ends up somersaulting of some sort and kicking him. Kaval climbs on top of the corner to do a finishing move. He stands up and gets ready, then he jumps and he lands feet first on McGillicutty's chest. That's when Miz gets into the ring comes up behind Kaval and executes the Skull Crushing Finale. He goes for the pin and he gets it! Yes!
"Yes! Whoo!"
"The winners of this match, the team of Alex Riley and The United States Champion, The Miz!"
I stay outside the ring with Alex, while Aly gets into the ring with Miz. The ref hands him the briefcase and the belt and then he walks out of the ring with Aly. Daniel Bryan looks on at Miz, I'm guessing talking smack. Alex gets up on the side of the ring to get in and go after Bryan, and as soon as Bryan's back was turned Miz ran into the ring. As soon as I saw Bryan going after Alex, there was nothing I could do. Alex fell back to the ground outside the ring. I rush to his side of course. Miz comes up behind Daniel Bryan and hits him with the briefcase. Alex is able to roll back into the ring, and he stands over Bryan with Miz.
"Look at that and look at that. WWE!" Miz yells.
I walk around to where they were getting out of the ring. Once Alex gets out of the ring, I grab his hand. Aly, Miz, Alex and I all walk backwards up the ramp and stop at the top. Miz lifts his belt and briefcase in the air and then kisses the belt. Once that was over, we walked backstage.
