TTGL: So this is the Heavens.
Omake Issue 10: Initiation.
A/N: WOW! Bet you weren't expecting to hear from me for a while. I promised that if I received 130 reviews for this story then I'd post an omake chapter, and guess what, I've just hit that very number.
So again, thank you all for the huge support you've shown me. This is for you all. (P.S. To show that I'm not forgetting about you all, look forward to more omake chapters on special days such as Halloween and Christmas. Also, to show just how much I like you all, if its any of your birthdays or special occasions then send me a message about a week before hand saying the event and what you want in the omake and you can count that as my present to you. Please don't abuse this though, I'm trusting you all to be honest.)
Without further ado…
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
"So let me get this straight." said a smooth yet cold voice. "You want eight fresh souls to skip straight past the Academy and become instant shinigami?"
"Exactly!" grinned Kamina, his aura filling the entire room with excessive confidence. Despite being indoors he wore both his cape and shades, much to the Head Captain's annoyance.
Hitsugaya sighed. He and the other captains were all assembled within the council room. Before him stood Kamina and the other recently deceased members of his Team Dai-Gurren. They certainly were a colourful bunch if nothing else.
"They have preformed both shikai and bankai with the help of the Spirit King and are each as determined a fighter as me. Imagine a squad of men like me on the battlefield, we'd be unstoppable.
Hitsugaya imagined, suppressing a shudder. One Kamina was enough to deal with let alone another eight. The Soul Society wasn't ready for that kind of chaos and he doubted that it ever would be.
He examined the ragtag group critically. His piercing blue eyes drifted to the young woman, Nia. She had long white hair, an instant point of interest to the Head Captain. The two hulks that stood beside her looked more troll then man but seemed easily capable of crushing anything to dust. The others were all regular enough looking but had the same rough edges as Kamina.
Nia stepped forward to address Hitsugaya. "Excuse me mister Head Captain sir. I am Nia Tepplin."
Hitsugaya smiled at her. "A pleasure to meet yo-"
"Wife of Simon Jiha."
"…Wife?" he muttered, his smile drooping.
Kamina noticed this. A huge smile spread across his face, not that he was the kind to mock or anything. "Hey hey hey, looks like our little whitey has a thing for young Nia here." he laughed. The other Dai-Gurren members snickered behind him, as did a few of the captains. Nia just looked perplexed at the situation, not quite understanding what was happening.
Hitsugaya blushed but covered it up masterfully. "I-"
"Its okay." Kamina butted in. "Common connections and everything, what with you both being the white haired loli audience appeal."
"I am not there for loli appeal damn it!" the young captain raged.
"Dude, in the series you look about twelve yet you had a hoard of rabid fan girls. That my friend, is loli."
The room's temperature dropped dramatically. "You say that again and I'll reduce reduce your manhood to pellicles." growled Hitsugaya.
"You cannot freeze my burning spirit!" announced Kamina unfazed.
"Maybe not but unless you've learnt to materialise that flame in key areas then my threat still stands." the Head Captain added. He doubted that it would work on Kamina but he was willing to try at the least.
Kamina ignored him completely. "Also you have Rangiku as a lieutenant. The youngest character has the sexiest woman under his command, tell me that's just a coincidence."
From behind Hitsugaya, Rangiku offered the group a sly wink and bent forward slightly in a sensual manner. Several Dai-Gurren member's mouths opened dumbly. Kittan swallowed hard. He'd been feeling down since he knew that he had no chance anymore with Yoko but seeing Rangiku somewhat swelled his feelings among other things.
"Fine, we'll put it to a vote." said Hitsugaya hastily, wanting to move the topic along as quick as possible. "All in favour of letting them bypass training and become full fledged shinigami raise your hands. Every hand rose, including the Dai-Gurren members who hadn't grasped that they weren't included in the vote.
"Looks like you're all in then." affirmed Hitsugaya. Despite their annoyingness and brutality, he knew that they would serve the Seireitei well. "Make us proud."
"Hoorah!" cried the team as one.
"Now let's celebrate!" roared Kamina. "The sake is on me! Paaaarty!"
The group left in a loud rabble. The captains looked at each other, wondering just what they had unleaded.
Within the hour, Rukongai was in chaos. The entire district had been consumed by one goliath bar brawl. Blood, sweat and sake soaked the streets. Hitsugaya stomped into view just as Kamina fought off a scarred giant with a chicken. Nia sat on the back of one of the twins while they barrelled through the melee.
"This is madness!" he howled at Kamina.
The blue haired brawler broke into a trademark grin. "Madness? THIS. IS GURREN LAGANN!
000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
A/N: Sorry its not much but I hope it appeases you all for a while. For all intense and purpose this omake is canon to So this is the Heavens so it might give some hints at future developments. Hope you all enjoyed.
-FWF
