The rest of the week went so fast, it was such a blur. We are now back at Monday Night Raw, and it's the season premiere and Raw Roulette. This should be really interesting. The show started off with the wheel and then revealing John Cena and Randy Orton staring eachother down. That's when Josh Matthews comes in to talk to them.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Raw Roulette. Where every single match tonight will be determined by a spin of the Raw Roulette wheel. Including our main event, John Cena vs Randy Orton. Gentlemen as you can see there's many categories on the Raw Roulette wheel, we can see Randy Orton vs John Cena tonight in a falls count anywhere match. Or...a steel cage match. Or even...a pillow fight. John, Randy if you guys are ready, I know the WWE Universe is ready. I think it's time to find out the stipulation for tonight's main event."

He tries to spin the wheel, before John stops him.

"Easy curious George, get your grubby mitts off of that wheel. If we're going to leave the best main event at Raw to chance, then at least I'd like lady luck on my side." he says.

Eve comes out and then spins the wheel and it ends up on a tables match.

"No." I say outloud as I'm watching backstage.

"Tonight's main event will be a table's match between John Cena and Randy Orton. John I'm pretty sure the last time we saw you in a table's match, you lost the WWE Championship to Sheamus."

"King Mayo!" I exclaim which causes Mike, Alex and Aly to laugh.

"Hey, thanks Josh that was uh...a bad time in my life, I was really trying to forget about it, moving on. And uh, tonight's different. You know why? It's a new season of Monday Night Raw, tonight we have Raw Roulette, tonight the WWE Universe stands divided. Team Orton, Team CeNation, who are you going to choose? Wait, wait, wait...save it because tonight for some reason, I'm just feeling lucky." John says looking at Eve then spinning the wheel.

"This match should be interesting." Aly adds in.

"Ladies and gentlemen tonight's guest star is the host of his own VH1 reality show 'The Ultimate Catch'. Please welcome the starting wide reciever for your Cinncinatti Bengals, number 85, Chad Ochocinco!"

"His last name is the number 85?" I ask.

"Weird." Aly adds.

Aly and Mike get up and leave the room, I don't know why but they did. Alex and I were the only ones in the room for the time.

"Wow, Miz's shirt looks even better on you." I compliment.

"Thank you. I'd say the same thing but you're not wearing his shirt."

"I know."

"Hey...welcome to the season premiere of Monday Night Raw. Hey...never ever, never ever ever has there been a guest star as...as handsome as myself."

"Oh right, he's not as handsome as you are Alex. You are so much better than him."

"Hey...tonight is going to be exciting, and it's going to be a unforgettable night. Raw Roulette is back, and not only that..." he says being cut off by Miz's music.

He walks out with Aly and down the ramp.

"From one Ohioan to another, welcome to Monday Night Raw Chad Ochocinco! The Bengals are your team, and Raw is my show."

Aly gets into the ring with him as he keeps talking.

"It's nice to finally have a guest star that I can relate to. We both say what we want, when we want because we can. You're a six time pro bowl wide reciever! And I am Mr. Money In The Bank and the United States Champion." Miz says as Aly claps.

"Actually I just realized, we have nothing alike, because I'm a champion. And I will defend my championship at Night Of Champions, while you will never experience a championship because you play for the Cinncinatti Bungles." He says turning around and doing a little arm movement "yes!" move.

"You know...I got, I got two words for you."

"What's that?" Miz asks.

"Child please."

Miz is all angry and everything and so is Aly.

"Child?" she asks yelling.

"Obviously, you haven't been to Cinncinatti in a while, because last time I checked the

Bengals won the AFC North championship last year right? The Cinncinatti Reds are going to the playoffs this year right? Not just, not just myself, but I got my boy T.O. and the rest of my teammates. We're getting ready to go get a superbowl championship this year." Chad says.

"Really?" Miz asks.

"Really."

"Really?"

"Really."

"That's funny because, the only thing I've seen you and T.O. do together is leave the game just before halftime, only for your team to throw a hail mary pass and where are their star wide receivers? In the locker room tweeting! And you wear the jersey of 85. What does 85 represent? How many good passes you're going to drop this season? Or...or maybe 85 represents...how Carson Palmer moves like an 85 year old man. Either way, your team and yourself are overrated. Because I'm the Miz, and I'm Aweso..." The GM cuts off Miz.

"Are you kidding me?" Aly asks.

"Oh boy here we go." I say.

"May I have your attention please, I have recieved an email from the general manager."

"Oh my god Cole, we know!" I yell at the screen.

"And I quote. Enough talk! It's time to determine the Miz's match tonight. Please spin the wheel!"

We all look at the screen for the wheel to spin, Alicia Fox spins it and it lands on a submission match.

"Oh no, he's not much of an expert on submission matches." I say to Alex.

The look on Miz's face was a look that was saying "Are you kidding me?"

"Submission match." Ochocinco says.

"No shit sherlock." I say then the 'ding' going off.

"Now the wheel determined what kind of non-title match Miz will have tonight. And the general manager says for Miz's opponent, I'm going to place that decision in the hands of Ochocinco!"

"Are you kidding me?" Aly yells.

"Hey, it's really simple, it's like this. You want to know what 85 represents. 85 represents the number of ways this next opponent can tap you out. What a better way to start a submission match other than with my boy, Daniel Bryan."

"The twelve year old?" Aly yells again.

His music goes off and Bryan walks down the ramp.

"I can't believe this twelve year old. I don't know who he thinks he is. You shouldn't have to compete against him, you're already facing him sunday for your title." Aly explains to Miz.

"Come on Carly, we got to get out there and be ringside." Alex tells me.

"Right, of course." I say leaving with him and waiting by the curtain.

Before the bell even rang, my music hit and we just walked down the ramp and went ringside to support Miz in the match. Before the commercial break the match started and Bryan had the upperhand. Miz was in the corner and Bryan kicked him in the chest repeatedly. Bryan pulls him into the other corner and starts to run at him, but Miz moves out of the way making Bryan hit the corner and fall to the mat.

"Come on Miz!"

Miz leans against the ropes and punches him in the leg making Bryan go down. He picks him up by the hair and picks him up then thrown him down on the mat making his already hurt leg hit the ropes. Miz grabs the hurt leg of Daniel Bryan and tries to wrap it around the middle rope. It's on the rope, but not really wrapped around it. Alex goes to check it out and the ref yells to make him back away. Miz repeatedly kicks Bryan and the ref tries to pull him away. Miz then goes for a submission move, he takes his time because he's not really an expert on it but he gets it locked in. That's when Bryan counters and gets Miz in a submission. Miz is able to get out of the hold, thank god. He gets up and goes to hit Bryan but almost gets put in the Lebel Lock, and grabs the ropes to stop Bryan. Miz then rolls out of the ring, then just hunches over instantly. He limps somewhat over to one of the barriers while Alex, Aly and I all walk over to see if he's alright.

"Mike, you alright? You alright? " Alex asks and Aly looks concerned.

"Get off me!" Miz yells pushing him away.

"Come on Mike, you alright? You okay? You got to get in there, come on. Mike, are you alright? Get in there!" Alex says.

Miz then grabs a mic from behind him and starts talking.

"I think...I think I have a hernia. I think the title...yeah it's definately a hernia. Now, to ensure that I can defend my title on sunday, I'm pulling out of this match." he said breathing heavily.

Aly comes over in concern over what's going on.

"Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this match by forfeit..."

"Hey! I didn't say I forfeit, I said I'm hurt! If Daniel Bryan, you want to compete tonight, you can go against my substitute. My apprentice, Alex Riley!"

Alex goes over to another side of the ring, and takes the shirt off.

"Now THAT should be his ring attire. Jeans and no shirt, perfect." I say just basically drooling over the sight.

Aly goes over next to Miz to make sure he's okay, and he tells her quietly that he's faking it but just look concerned anyway. Alex climbs into the ring, and hands the ref his watch and wallet. The bell rings and he goes right for Bryan, he kicks him and then grabs him and punches him making him go down. He grabs him again and punches him making him go down again. He picks him up again and goes for the already hurt leg and knocks him down again. He takes the hurt leg of Bryan and puts it around his head and lifts him up. But Bryan counters it and gets him in the Lebel lock making him tap out. Alex tapped out before I could get in there to stop it. Miz rushes back into the ring and goes on the attack on Bryan. Alex rolls out of the ring and I meet him around where he rolled out onto. Miz is repeatedly beating up on Daniel Bryan, he grabs his belt that Aly put into the ring and places it in front of Bryan.

"You want it? Huh? Is that what want? Huh? Look at it, look at it. You will never have this! You get it? I'm the champion, you're average, average at that!" Miz says then shoving Bryan's head to the mat.

"Now you can taste it! Huh? Yeah you can taste it. Yeah get up, yeah."

He grabs him from behind to deliver the skull crushing finale, but Bryan counters and get Miz in the Lebel Lock.

Alex and I are telling the ref to do something, and Aly is yelling at Bryan. The ref is trying to get Bryan off of him.

"Come on get him off!" Aly yells.

The ref finally gets him off and then he rolls out of the ring with his title. Alex helps Miz up and grabs the title.

"You're going to get your wake up call sunday twelve year old!" Aly yells to Bryan.

Alex hands Miz back the title as we all walk back up the ramp, as we walk up the ramp the titantron goes to Jillian and Edge at the wheel deciding his match.

"Are you ready? Are you ready? Here we go!" she then spins the wheel and starts singing 'You spin me right round', she and Edge dance to it. Wow that dancing of Edge scares me.