Here's an idea I've had for awhile, so please keep an opened mind.
Disclaimer: The Muppets belong to Jim Henson and Disney, and Star Wars belong to George Lucas, Warner Brothers, Disney, and 20th Century Fox.
The Jedi Movie
Prologue: The First Screening
It was a bright shiny day at 21st Century Fox studios. A car drove up to the gate guard.
"Hello, I'm Xanatos." Xanatos said.
"I'm Granta Omega." Granta added. "We're here to heckle The Jedi Movie.
"Gentlemen, that's straight ahead." The guard said. "Private Screening Room B."
"Private screening?" Xanatos asked.
"Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public." Granta replied as the two laughed.
They then drove onwards.
"Look at this place." Xanatos said. "What a dump."
In the screening room, Mara Jade, one of the stars of the movie, was talking to some of her friends.
"Yeah, I know, it was great." Mara said with a smile as a large Wookiee named Zalbaar appeared.
"Hey lady, is this seat taken?" Zalbaar asked as he pulled the seats next to Mara away.
"Hey you, bring that back!" Mara shouted out.
"Oh man, I'm so nervous." Wedge Antilles, another star said. "If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself."
"Well then, you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?" Qui-Gon Jinn said with a smile. As Wedge smiled too at the joke.
"You know, I heard that this movie is dynamite." Carth, a supporting actor in the film, said with a smile.
"Popcorn!" A supporting actor named HK-47 said. "Fresh organic popcorn, only a buck."
"Oh honey, buy me some, please?" Bastila Shan asked her boyfriend, Revan.
"Oh sure." Revan said. "Nothing's too good for my woman."
"I'll go for some too!" The semi-unstable Canderous called out. "This will be glorious!"
"Well I like the movie fine, so far." Xanatos said.
"It hasn't started yet." Granta pointed out.
"That's what I like about it." Xanatos added with a smirk as the two laughed.
Luke Skywalker, the host for the screening and one of the stars of the film walked down as he was stopped by Wullf Yularen.
"Luke, does this film have culturally redeeming values?" Yularen asked.
"I certainly hope so, Wullf." Luke said before turning to his girlfriend and co-star. "Hey Mara."
"Hey Luke." Mara said. "I tried to save you a seat, but someone took it."
"No worries." Luke said as he got in front of everybody. "Okay everyone, welcome to the first screening of the Jedi Movie."
Everyone cheered.
"Now before we begin, I'd like to give thanks to everyone who made this film possible. Starting with the hair dressers to the costume designers and-"
"Luke, I don't think speeches are necessary." Mara pointed out. "We can just watch the credits at the end. Roll the film."
"Well I just wanted to thank-" Luke began when Canderous began shouting.
"ROLL THE DARN FILM!"
"Okay, okay." Luke said calmly. "Roll the film!"
Scott then sat down to his nephew, Anakin, who had dark brown hair and blue eyes.
"Uncle Luke, is this how you guys really got started?" Anakin asked.
"Well it's approximately what happened." Luke said with a smile as they turned to the screen.
I know some of you will be angry with me mixing Muppets and Jedi, but I figured on giving it a shot, so don't be afraid to tell me what you think. Just please keep it PG.