I like mike, at least I like MY Mike. So I'm having another go at being the star of the chapter!
He's fun and able to make Jasper laugh at least. And Jasper could really use a laugh right about now!

I don't own Twilight, but I would really like to talk to S. Meyer and have Alec kicked out of the book!

At lunch Mike quickly sat down between Jasper and Bella. "Jazz, sorry man!" He let his most apologetic smile slide across his face. "I didn't know he would be suck a prick." Jasper didn't answer but grimaced before looking up to the door. When Mike saw his face light up slightly he followed his gaze. Edward walked into the cafeteria and started towards their table. When he shot them a look he stopped dead in his tracks.

Alec came up behind Edward and said something. Mike could guess what it was when Edward followed Alec to a table in the far corner of the cafeteria. "Since when are they friends?" Ben asked. Edward being gay wasn't public knowledge so Mike just shrugged his shoulders.

Jasper leaned in to him. "I can't fucking believe him!" he said. "Never cared a fucking minute for Edward before. Now look at him! He has to realize he can't keep this up forever right?"

"You speak like you assume him to have a brain." Mike replied. "I wonder what the little fucker has planted in Ed's brain."

Jasper's eyes were filled with agony, his shoulders were slumped, as if admitting defeat. "He told Edward I hit him because he was gay." His voice cracked as he added; "Alice told me."

Mike felt anger race through him. "What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?" He grabbed Jasper's shoulder. "You want to beat his fucking face to pulp? Because believe me, this time I will help!"

He had trouble keeping his voice down and a few of their friends were now eyeing them warily. He smiled and looked at Bella. "You're not eating that?" He nodded at her half finished chicken sandwich. She slid her plate towards him.

When everyone at the table was back in conversation Mike turned his attention back to Jasper. The boy was staring at Alec, face filled with anger. He nudged him. "Dude, I'm serious, we'll make sure he can't open his jaw to tell Ed more lies."

Jasper glanced at his own untouched plate. "No, that's ok. I don't really think it'll work up any goodwill from Edward." Jasper sighed and his gaze shifted back to the table in the back.

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At the start of 6th period PE Mike couldn't calm down any more. The fucker really needs to be stopped! he thought as he entered the changing room. Going through one scenario after another, he tried to think of a way to get Alec. He couldn't do something to obvious, because Edward would have his ass. Just a way to make his life hell without hurting him to much.

He glanced at Alec for a second before kicking off his shoes. Skinny, clumsy, slow, weak... Think Mikey, think! It would have to wait till later though. PE was first and coach Clapp would have them do some stupid game of dodge ball. He got rid of his jeans and shirt, tossing them into his gym bag. I will at least have an entire hour to think up a plan.

He quickly pulled up his sweats and pulled his white T-shirt over his head. Jasper started chuckling. Mike raised his eyebrow. "What?"

"You're going to wear that shirt like that?" Raising his hand to his mouth Jasper snorted.

Mike looked down at his shirt. Fucking inside out! He quickly pulled it back over his head and reversed it before putting it back on. He really hadn't been paying attention, he needed a plan and he couldn't come up with one. Wait, back the fuck up! Dodge ball! He smirked at his thoughts.

"Hey Jazz, want to have some fun? Listen up!" He eyed Alec again and quickly whispered his plan to Jasper.

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Gym shoes squeaked on the laminated floor of the gym. Students shouting at each other loudly, trying to dodge balls coming from all sides. "Here Alec, catch!" Mike hit him in the head hard with the foam ball. They couldn't do any real damage, but they sure as hell hurt when hit hard enough. And Mike was making surehe hit hard enough.

"Mr Newton!" coach Clapp shouted. "You're supposed to hit the other team, not your own!"

"Sorry sir!" he replied, an innocent smile on his face. "I'm just passing ball, it's a team sport, I can't help he's to slow to catch!" He quickly turned on his feet and threw a high ball to Jasper, who gracefully jumped and picked it out of the air. Turning back at coach Clapp he added; "See? Jasper can catch!"

The coach shook his head and had to jump back to dodge a ball himself. His eyes searched the direction it came from to comprehend the culprit who threw it. Jasper took this moment to fire another fast ball at Alec's head and chuckled. This made coach Clapp return his attention to them and Jasper quickly recovered himself, flashing the coach a dazzling smile.

When Mike and Jasper returned to the changing room they were laughing, eyes tearful and stomachs aching. Alec stared at them with fury in his eyes. He looked like his head was about to explode. "You'll regret this!" he snarled at Mike.

Mike shrugged his shoulders. "Regret what?" he said, still recovering from his laughing fit. "It's just a game Alec, don't be a spoil sport!"

At that Jasper wheezed and triggered another round of laughter.

I really hope you enjoyed that as much as me, Mike and Jazz did.

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