After the whole revenge on Daniel Bryan thing out there in the ring we walk backstage and just walk around with Miz and Alex.
"You know what I realized about the brat's new entrance music?" Aly asks.
"What?" we all say.
"It sounds exactly like the music in that Looney tunes episode where Elmer Fudd is trying to kill Bugs Bunny, while singing opera music."
"Oh my god yeah!" I exclaim.
Then we start singing the song as we pass Morrison.
"You noticed that too huh?" he asks.
"Alright, that means you've been in my head and that's just creepy." Aly says looking at him weirdly.
That's when Bryan is nearby and he heard the comment made about him and confronts us.
"Oh look, it's Wabbit Boy himself. How're you feeling by the way?" Aly asks smirking.
"That's what you get Bryan, for taking the title away from Miz." I say to him.
He goes to say something but I cut him off.
"Don't say you earned it either. You did indeed take it, you don't deserve it. What have you done in this business to deserve that title?"
"Absolutely nothing." Aly finishes.
"Wabbit Boy." I say as we all walk away.
We get around the corner and bust up laughing as they go to a commercial. We come back from the commercial and see Wade walk by on the way to the ring for his match against Cena, and then Cena walks by on his way too. I saw Wade talking to the rest of the members of Nexus, probably planning something so no doubt all of them would be out there.
"Hey I have a great idea, let's distract Nexus, have John win." I suggest to Aly.
"Sounds good, they have to go."
"Alright let's go to the curtain." I say.
"Be careful you two." Mike says as we're walking away.
We walk towards the curtain and stay a good distance away so no one knows we're coming out. It's supposed to be a surprise and we cant blow our cover. First to go out was John.
"This match is set for onefall. Making his way to the ring from West Newbury Massachusetts, weighing 240 pounds, John Cena!"
Then Nexus comes out, and I was right all of them did come out with Wade.
"And his opponent from Manchester England. Weighing 260 pounds, Wade Barrett!"
We move up to the curtain and watch from one of the Tv screens as Wade grabs a mic and climbs onto of the announcers table.
"There's been a slight change of plans Cena. I know you want to face me tonight, but I also heard you say that you will pick apart the Nexus one by one. Well if you're a man of your word, and I'll be honest, I strongly suspect that you're not, you'll be happy to take these guys on in a gauntlet match."
That's when I told the person to play my music and I came out with a mic in my hands. I stand there in between Nexus and they look confused and so does Cena. I start walking down the ramp and talking.
"I bet you're all wondering what I'm doing out here. I figured John that you'd want some support, for beating these Ninnies!" I say turning around to look at Nexus at the top of the ramp and then Wade.
"Yeah that's right, I called you Ninnies!"
I walk over to where Wade was and just stood there.
"Carry on with your ninny conversation, oh leader of the ninnies." I say looking at Wade.
"As I was saying, that's right. If you can beat Tarver, Gabriel, Slater and Otunga, one after the other..." Wade says as fans chant for Cena.
"Oh, chanting is not going to help now. If you beat these four one after another, then you get to face me."
That's when Aly comes out behind Nexus and just stand there quietly, making faces and mocking them. The audience starts cracking up along with Cena and myself. Nexus realizes the crowd and both of us are looking at something behind them and they look themselves. Aly just stands there acting innocent. That's when she walks in between Slater and Tarver.
"Excuse me Wendy and Stripper." she says walking through them and down the ramp to join me at ringside.
"As I was saying. We do have one alternative option, and that is we all get in the ring as a collective right now and kick your teeth down the back of your throat. The choice Cena is yours."
John chooses one by one and the first ninny against him is Heath Slater. John gets him in a headlock and then twists his arm and kicks him. Then he picks him up and he throws him down to the mat and goes for the pin. No good, Slater kicks out. Slater crawls into the corner and John gets him to his feet and throws him into the opposite corner. John runs at Slater but he lifts up and kicks him and punches him and kicks him multiple times until he's on his knees. Then he does this power punch thing hurting his hand in the process and knocking Cena to the mat. John gets in the corner and Heath gets set to run at him. He runs and hits him making him fall. John sits in the corner and Slater runs and kicks him. Slater grabs Cena and pulls him out of the corner going for the pin, but no good Cena kicks out at 2. Heath gets mad and pulls his shirt off. Wow, that's attractive, not really.
"Oh look it's a sparkly fairy!" I say to Aly.
Heath helps John up to pick him up and drop him on his feet. He jumps up and does a neckbreaker knocking Cena down again. He goes for the pin again, but no good Cena kicks out at 2. He gets mad as Cena rolls away.
"Awe too bad, you're not going to win Wendy." Aly says.
Wade looks at me, smiling and I look away disgusted. Heath picks Cena up and then punches him again making him kneel on one knee. He punches him again and goes to pick him up, but Cena counters and punches Slater in the gut. He keeps up the punches and goes against the ropes to run at Slater. But Slater catches him and throws him making him land face first into the mat and goes for the pin, but goes for the pin and still doesn't win. Heath climbs out of the ring and onto the top rope in the corner, while John gets up. He jumps and lands on Cena going for the pin, but John reverses it and picks him up setting him up for the Attitude Adjustment. He executes the Attitude Adjustment and goes for the pin and he beats the chick from Wendys.
"Yes!" I scream.
Then down runs David Otunga, great. We come back from a commercial and Otunga has Cena in the corner. He keeps somewhat spearing him in the gut in the corner. John goes down and Otunga picks him up to his feet. He elbows him knocking him to the ground again. He walks over to him and picks him up, lifts him and flips him over backwards. Cena gets up and Otunga does the same move again. He goes for the pin, but no good, Cena kicks out at 2. He picks John up again, going to go do the same move again, but John reverses it and he gets the pin on Otunga too.
"Bye bye Ninny number 2." Aly says.
"Looks like you're group is going down Wade." I say to him.
Next to get into the ring was Tarver.
"Oh look it's Stripper!" Aly exclaims.
John gets into the corner as Tarver is all pumped up to destroy him. He repeatedly beats up on him in the corner.
"Oh come on ref!"
The ref backs him up and he goes back into the corner repeatedly beating up on Cena. The ref backs him up again and he's screaming and everything. Wow anger management needed much? Then he goes back and repeatedly pounds on Cena like he's a doll. The ref again has to back him up, jeez this guy is ridiculous. Het goes to go after him again but John kicks him in the face knocking him down. He flips him over and he gets him in the STFU, and Tarver taps out.
"Haha! Yes!" I exclaim.
That's when Gabriel runs in, and John goes to hit him. But Gabriel ducks and goes against the ropes and flips over Cena's back. Gabriel does a roundhouse kick knocking Cena down to the mat. He goes for the pin but Cena kicks out at 2. Gabriel rips his shirt off and waits for John to get up. Once he gets up, Gabriel kicks Cena in the leg, then in the stomach, then jumps up and kicks him in the face knocking him down.
"Last ninny standing, want to bet he crumbles?" Aly asks.
"Oh I know he will, just like Wendy, Otunga and Stripper."
Gabriel turns John over and goes for the pin, no good, Cena kicks out at 2. He gets of the ring on the outside of the ropes. He waits till Cena is in the great spot for him to hoist himself over the ropes and hitting him. He goes for the pin, and again no good. Cena quickly reaches for the ropes and away from Gabriel. Gabriel gets Cena up and keeps punching him, and that's when Cena goes at him kicking him. He punches him a few times then dropkicks him. Nice! Cena goes for the pin but Gabriel kicks out. Damn! John crawls out of the ring and outside the ropes, he heads onto the top rope while Gabriel is stunned momentarily. Gabriel gets to his feet quick and stops Cena from going any further. He climbs up as well and grabs John, and does a supplex from the top rope, hurting himself in the process. He crawls over and goes for the pin on John, but no good. Gabriel sets Cena up and then does a flip from the top rope hitting Cena, and goes for the pin, but John kicks out at 2 again.
Cena slowly gets up and Justin goes for a supplex, but John counters it and does the supplex on Gabriel. He goes for the cover, but Gabriel powers out at 2. Cena and Gabriel get up and the punch each other back and forth. John misses the last punch and Gabriel hitting him backwards to the mat and goes for the pin, but Cena kicks out at 2. John's in the corner and Gabriel runs at him and hits him, then climbs out of the ring to outside the ropes. He jumps over the top rope hoping to hit Cena, but he runs out of the way and Gabriel misses.
"Oh here we go! Shoulder knockdown!" I exclaim.
After that John picks Gabriel up and drops him. That's when he looks directly at Wade and
does the 'You Can't See Me' hand motion and he lands the five knuckle shuffle on Gabriel. He goes for the attitude adjustment, but that's when Nexus starts getting in the ring.
"Aw, what the hell?" Aly and I exclaim.
But Cena stops all of them , getting them out of the ring, etc. Wade gets a steel chair and heads into the ring, but John stops him and starts beating up on him as well. That's when he grabbed the chair and everyone scattered. Cena looked really angry, and I'm not talking about pretending, that looked like real anger.
"Come on." I say to Aly.
We crawl into the ring and stand by Cena as he grabs a mic and starts talking to Nexus.
"So the way I see it, you owe me. Right now John Cena vs Wade Barrett, we end it now." John says to Wade.
"That's right, this ends now!" Aly screams.
"You know what, that's quite the offer Cena. But to be perfectly honest with you, I don't think I've got anything to gain from laying you to waste once more."
"John give me the mic one minute." I say to him.
"You've got nothing to gain from running away from a fight either. You all got nothing to gain because you're all a bunch of ninnies who are scared of a chair!" I exclaim then handing the mic back to John.
"Your opinion doesn't matter Carly. But anyway John, if I am going to face you, I'm going to need a little something to sweeten the deal."
"Name it, name it, whatever you want. This match happens, whatever you want. Name it." John says.
"You know I think I actually have just the ticket. You know Cena, you like to claim that you will do anything for the WWE Universe. You'll put it all on the line. Well how's about this time you actually put yourself on the line? We've been here before Cena, I've tried to recruit you in the past and you threw it back in my face! But this time, this time I want it to be a little bit different. This time I'm going to take the choice out of your hands."
"What're you talking about?"
"Cena, I'll fight you. I'll fight you one on one. In fact, I'll fight you in two weeks time at the Hell in a Cell pay per view. On one condition."
"Like I said, cut to the chase, what do you want?" Cena asks.
"Such a rush Cena, well here's what I want. I beat you, you become a part of this." Wade says pointing to the 'N' on his shirt.
"No way in hell!" I yell pointing at them.
"No ifs, no buts, no maybes, no excuses. And certainly no escape clauses. If I win, John Cena joins the Nexus."
"Oh hell no, no chance in hell Ninny!" Aly exclaims.
"You think I'm going to back down from a fight with you? You're on."
"It's a pleasure doing..."
"Heyyy, whoaaaa. If we're going to make this big, we got to make this big! I am putting my life blood on the line and you just show up...ehhhhh! So here's what happens...if I win. If I win, Nexus...is...DONE!"
"YES!" I exclaim.
"Whoaaa, I don't mean...the Nexus has been weakened. I don't mean the Nexus' foundation has been shaken. I mean Tarver goes back to Macy's selling women's fragrances."
Aly and I start cracking up.
"I mean Gabriel goes back to work at the twinkie factory as a cream filler."
We crack up even more.
"I mean Otunga goes back to mooching off his wife."
"Ohhhh snap." Aly says.
"Actually David, don't worry about it, nothing's actually going to change for you. I mean Slater goes back to working at Wendy's, as the chick from Wendy's."
We crack up even harder to the point where we have tears in our eyes.
"And I mean the great Wade Barrett goes down in history. Not as leader of the Nexus, but as winner of NXT season 1. The man with a golden oppurtunity, the world in his hand, the guy who flushed it down the toilet. You want to do this, put something on the line. Hell in a Cell, you win I join Nexus. I win, Nexus is done bud. Did the...did the stakes just get a little too big for you? Did the WWE Universe just call your bluff? What's it going to be oh great leader, what is it going to be?"
"You're on Cena."
John's music hits as Nexus stands there, we chat with Cena for a while before we all leave and head backstage. Aly and I walk down the hall and we see Miz and Alex.
"Cena, great job tonight." I say.
"Thanks, that support from you two helped." he replies.
"That's what we're here for. We'll see you later."
We all walk out of the arena and then get into the car and head back to the hotel for a good night's sleep.