A/N: LOL, goodness. No one likes Tanya. Me either. I think, and this is my theory, that she is responsible for most of the STD's in the world. I'm talking about Vampire Tanya of course. Yeah sure she can't get pregnant. But man, they have sex with human males, humans that carry disease. Even though Tanya and her posse can't contract the disease themselves, it doesn't mean that the STD is not being nursed inside her frozen pussy. Here comes the next dude who is all warm and toasty, inserts his junk and thaws the disease, goes home to the wife, and BAM... STD spreads. LOL, I'll shut up now.

* goes into hidding *

Special Note: I'm all up for criticism in the reviews, I just ask that if you don't like it or disagree with something, I or any of the other authors write, that you be respectful about it. We do this for free and take time out of our RL and families in order to write such stories. We do this out of love.

Disclaimer: Stephenie owns all things Twilight. I own the bunny that attacked me to write this.

Beta: HollBeth

Simply Promised

Chapter 54

BPOV

My stay in the hospital is not a long one.

My body hurts a lot, though.

Especially my ass and legs.

Ed spends a lot of time massaging me.

For the baby of course.

If I'm happy, then the baby is happy, so he's happy.

Win-win situation.

I can't complain with that logic.

Mesme and Daddy C. come over to visit and it's surprising to see them acting nicely.

By nicely, I mean accepting of our new relationship.

Even Charlie brought me and Ed a present for the baby.

I feel like I woke up in a different universe.

Considering the fact that Emmett even told Tranny to basically fuck off, I'm more convinced that my theories are correct.

That doesn't mean that I'm letting my guard down.

The baby is growing beautifully.

I love to feel her every movement even if it does cause me pain when she kicks my ribs.

I can't wait for her to be born and see her for the first time as she opens her eyes.

I can't wait to breathe in her scent as I hug her tight to my chest.

I can't wait to lose the huge stomach and really let go with Ed.

He won't touch me now, though.

He's afraid that my heart will go into over-drive and cause me to panic.

I tell him to relax, that me and the baby are okay.

He doesn't listen to me.

He worries too much.

Which is why I haven't told him of my latest symptoms.

Just a little nausea, and swollen hands and feet.

According to the books these are normal things to happen.

See?

Nothing to worry about.

A/N: Reviews are the same as Ed massaging your body... Oh you just better leave me some luv.