We come back from the commercial and the ring is set up for Edge's show 'The Cutting Edge'. Edge comes out and gets into the ring.
"Well looks like it's the computer still." Aly states.
"Well tonight folks, we have a first. Tonight as my guest on The Cutting Edge, we have the anonymous Raw GM. Now despite our acramonial relationship, I actually do appreciate the GM agreeing to appear here as a guest on my show. And I understand that this computer has been electronically transmitting his voice, so that is what it will continue to do, so is to keep this person's identity a secret. Now with that being said, I think it's time to ask the first question. I need to ask you exactly Raw GM, why are you such a spineless coward?"
"Why are you such a moron? I remain anonymous to protect my identity. If people knew who I really was, it would change everything." a electronic voice rings out.
"Okay first of all, that's the worst voice ever. Second of all, I thought you were Stone Cold Steve Austin, or I thought you were the Rock. Or maybe Shawn Michaels, or Bob Barker. Judging by your decision making, you're Lindsay Lohan after another bender. The only thing I know is, is that whoever you are, you are a big fat liar."
"Seriously Edge, you hurt my feelings. Why do you have to hate yo? I tried to make piece with you, but you clearly don't want that. You want a confrontation. Why? Why do you despise me so?"
"Why do you despise me? Why do you keep interferring in my business? Why... why am I arguing with a computer? We've gone from Stone Cold stunning to Mr. McMahon on Raw, to Edge arguing with a computer. You know what? That's it. I'm just going to go ask Chris Jericho exactly who you are."
"Jericho is bluffing, he knows nothing. However I know a lot of things, like your opponent right now. Ha ha, ha ha ha."
"Ha ha, I don't have an opponent tonight! You know what? I talk to people, I'm sick of talking to an overgrown speak and spell." Edge says getting out of the ring and heading up the ramp.
"I'm out of here."
"But wait, you do have an opponent tonight Edge. I have scheduled a match right now. Between you and this man..."
That's when Cena's music plays.
"Ahahaha! Yes!" I scream.
Edge cant believe his eyes. After commecial break, the match starts and then the ninnies watch on backstage. Long story short, Edge thought he won but that's when the GM dinged in again.
"Edge, you need to play by the rules. John Cena's foot was clearly under the bottom rope. See for yourself."
They replay the footage.
"The GM is right, it was under the bottom rope!" Aly exclaims.
"Therefore this match will continue."
The match continues and eventually Cena gets the STFU on Edge and pulls him into the middle of the ring and Edge taps.
"Ahahaha! You lose Edge!"
"The winner of this match by submission, John Cena!"
Once he leaves Edge is all flustered and angry. With an evil look in his eyes as well. He rolls out of the ring and stares at the computer.
"Edge, you lost fair and square. Don't look at me like that. Just walk away. What're you doing
Edge? You got the crazy eyes. I'm warning you."
That's when Edge loses it and knocks over the stand with the computer. He grabs a steek chair and walk over to the computer laying on the ground.
"Cole, stop him, Cole!"
He grabs the computer and splits it in half, then takes the chair and keeps wacking it with the chair, then he punches and hits it. He take the keyboard part and keeps smacking it on his head cutting it open and then walks away.
"I think he's finally lost it." I say in shock.
"That's just...wow." Aly says in shock as well.
"Time to check him into the Looney bin."
"Yep."
We come back from the commercial again.
"Well folks that's Friday Night Smackdown, the big move to SyFy. But this is Monday Night Raw, and moments ago what was that all about with Edge?"
"What about the smackdown we just saw, I mean Edge downloaded onto the general manager computer. I've heard of computer crashing before, but this is ridiculous."
"Yeah complete overload."
After the replay, the ninnies come out.
"Ninnies! Aly exclaims.
"This is a tag team match set for onefall. Introducing first, the Nexus!"
Then out comes Mark Henry and Evan Bourne.
"You know I think Justin really likes purple." Aly points out.
Long story short, Nexus cheats and Justin wins the match for him and Heath.
"Cheaters!" Aly yells.
Then they start going after Mark Henry and Evan Bourne. Like come on seriously? Then they ran their mouth as usual. I just totally ignored them, they're not worth my time of listening. We came back from a commercial break and the Hart Dynasty came out for a match against Rhodes and McIntyre.
"This contest set for onefall is for the wwe unified tag team championship! Introducing first, the challengers accompanied to the ring by Natalya, from Calgary Alberta Canada. At a combined weight of 449 pounds, David Hart Smith, Tyson Kidd:The Hart Dyansty!"
Then Cody and Drew come out. Drew was limping and had a bruise forming on his face.
"And their opponents, approaching the ring at a combined weight of 486 pounds. They are the current wwe tag team champions. Drew McIntyre and Dashing Cody Rhodes!"
After Cody does his little virtual mirror thing, they walk down the ramp.
"Jerry I have to wonder what happened to Drew McIntyre, he's got a good sized bruise forming on his jaw and he seems to be limping too."
"Well Michael I have I on good authority that McIntyre got on the wrong side of Sadie Trouble backstage." he says chuckling.
"You got that right. Loser tried to hit on me again."
Let's just say that it was a given that Drew and Cody would win, because they cheat. That's what Drew did, he cheated.
"Why do you cheat? God!" I yell.
We get back from commercial one last time to see John Cena in the locker room and R-truth comes in.
"My man, J.C."
"Truth."
"Hey, I'm here to tell you that no matter what happens on sunday, I always got your back."
"I know that's the truth man. Don't worry about sunday. I'm..I'm the guy to go to when it's all on the line. I have my wins, my losses. But I know what's at stake man. I made this match and I must stick to it. I'm not going to be part of the Nexus. I told them I was going to take them out one by one, and that's what I'm going to do."
"John, just be careful alright?"
"You know me man, I'm always careful."
"You're right, you're always careful all the time. No you're not John. You're one of the most reckless, most getting krunk person I know."
"It's just sinking in, I'm a bit reckles and I do...I do get krunk. But you know what? Nexus says their going to the premiere of Smackdown Friday. I wouldn't mind getting krunk on the premiere of smackdown friday. I mean that's the place to be right? And if they're going to be there then maybe...maybe I should be there and if we happen to run into each other or something, well Hell in a Cell starts early doesn't it?"
"So being careful doesn't count?"
"That is the truth."
"Haha getting krunk." I laugh.
Aly and I went backstage and started walking around when we saw Orton.
"Hey Randall!" Aly calls out.
"What the hell did you just call me?" Orton asks.
"What you think we don't know your real first name?" I say as he twitches and growls and Aly
giggles.
"You know when you get all angry like that, it's hot." I say.
This confuses Randy and he starts getting weird looks on his face and then he soon walks away. That's when Miz and Alex come walking up because they were in the general area. They start saying stuff to us and we don't back down at all and they're right up in our faces. We stare back at them with raised eyebrows like 'excuse me?'.
"Look I just said that to get him to walk away, and it worked."
"It didn't look that way." Alex says snorting.
"Now look who's the jealous one."
As soon as we got the clear that the cameras were off, we all bust up laughing.
"You sounded so believable Alex, you had me even convinced you were jealous."
Then after that, the Orton and Jericho match came on.
"When and I say when I win this match tonight, I will be the number one contender and go on to win the wwe championship. Do you understand what I am saying to you right now?"
Jericho keeps running his mouth until Orton stops him by coming out. Making a long story short. Sheamus comes out during the match to try and distract Orton from the match. It doesn't work of course. Sheamus tries to get involved but Orton disposes of him. Jericho has a chair and goes to hit Orton with it, but he misses and jericho is laying on the mat. Orton goes to the opposite corner waiting for Jericho to get up so he can punt him in the skull.
"Ohhh here it comes." I say.
Jericho gets up and Orton punts him in the head knocking him out. The camera switches to Sheamus and he has the most terrified look on his face. Orton stares down Sheamus until Raw goes off the air. We all get changed and we head back to the hotel for hopefully a good night's sleep.