*no beta so I'm sorry if there are mistakes I'll go back some day and fix the* Also I hope you enjoy this chapter. I'll try to type faster next time.

Jiraiya didn't have long hair. Long hair was an easy pickings for bigger orphans, but Jiraiya wanted long hair now! The older kids told him that hair doesn't work that way, but he wants it now. Sliver haired Sakumo rubbed it in his face until they both realized that both of them don't have long hair. Right there at that moment they would compete for who has the longest hair.

"I'm gnnna bee ike momma!" The brat with sliver hair yelled out. Jiraiya didn't have a momma so what should he say next? Oh no what should he say. Oh what about this!

"Meee too!?" He shouted not knowing what it meant, he had heard a older kid say this as an come back and it worked really well. They talked about hair till Sakumo fell asleep on him which promptly made Jiraiya collapse into sleep right after him.

Tōi loves his son.

Tōi loves his wife.

Tōi wishes his wife and son would stop trying to send him to an even earlier grave. Ever since Koshō found out that her son had made a friend she would bring Sakumo to that god damned daycare almost every single fucking day. Which left him alone with a bored Koshō. Who cursed him to this awful fate, oh wait he did this to himself.

Tōi sometimes couldn't take the constant attack of pranks pulled on him everyday. Love always is stronger then the salt instead of sugar in his coffee, or tripping him in pubic, covering him with paint, taping a 'kick me' sign on his back, and many other things as well. Fuck it no it's not, love can go die in a hole it's time for a revengeful reckoning for Koshō.

Koshō liked to exercise in the morning while she did chores. She probably was running around Konoha while walking the dogs, with a broom to sweep trash into other people's lives. She wasn't a real crowd pleaser, more like crowd repellent. She when she started her walks, and almost everyone knew when she was going on the walk since the sounds of loud barks and the screaming Koshō yelling at everything.

Tōi would know when Koshō would arrive home from the sounds of dogs talking back and forth to Koshō. This meant Tōi had time for his prank to be set up. Tōi quickly set up the needed items in the compound, Tōi ran to the training room where they would soon start Sakumo's training. Tōi bolted to the weapon storage unit, and grabbed Koshō 'special' sword that would light up like a glowstick when accidentally dropped. Tōi replaced the sword with a much lower quality sword with no glowstick power, and painted smiley faces all over the cheap sword. Tōi painted the smileys to look like Sakumo's handwriting; small and messy. They were lopsided and droopy,and they had no business on a sword. Sometimes when painting the smiles Tōi would forget of put noses, there where some with noses and some without the power of sniffing.

Tōi knew that. Koshō wouldn't think that her dear husband wouldn't do such a thing and blame Sakumo for the trouble. Which was the usual since he liked to stubble around looking through almost everything with value in the house. Tōi brought Sakumo home early today and knew it was a nice easy match for blaming the poor innocent baby.

"Sakumo what are we doing today?"Tōi laughed out knowing that his plan would arise and fool the unsuspecting women, Sakumo not knowing why his father was laughing like a mad man started giggling also until the both of them were crying on the floor.

"M..messss withh Kaa-Sannn!" Sakumo boldly proclaimed not knowing that this might do to his fun times, and let him stay at home instead of the daycare. His tiny baby hands started to clap together, he started to smile. When Sakumo smiled it showed his only 3 teeth, his canines started to grow first and poked out making him look like an adorable little vampire. Other then the 3 teeth he was a gummy teething mess.

"Yes we will my son. She will never know what hit her! Ah she's going to hate me if she ever finds out." Sighed Tōi this made Sakumo look at him a bit funny since why would Kaa-San hate Tou-San they love each other.

Tōi pulled his only son closer to put paint on his hands. It was more of a ink instead of paint, Tōi picked this since it was harder to get out. Ahh he will laugh at this till he dies, Tōi knew if Koshō ever found out about the destruction she wouldn't speak to him for a long time; in dog years of course.

Tōi watched as his son tried to walk towards the walls, but tripped on nothing. Sakumo immediately got up and fell again a step later getting the floor covered in black ink. Tōi didn't have do anything and his plan was working so well at the moment.

Tōi grabbed the paper on his back saying 'I'm a sexy little bitch' on his back, and wrote 'I'm going to get cleaning supplies from the market, be back soon. Please wash up Sakumo, he kinda got himself in a mess, he's in the bathtub.' Tōi placed this on the front door to let Koshō see the note, since she somewhat liked using doors instead of windows. She liked kicking them open to show the people that she was a badass. It only made her look even more stupid.

Tōi lifted his covered in ink toddler to put him in the bathtub, he ruffled the toddler's now black hair gaining the smooth ink on his hand. He started to walk away in a pace that suggests that he's out for groceries, which he is honestly. Just know that he's thinking about it they need a lot of stuff. Ughgh now he has to take a mission to get some money just so he can pay for this.

Hashirama was proud of the village. He didn't know what to do with the Uchiha Clan know that Madara had to leave, he would like to know where he went. He misses his childhood friend. Ever since he left the village the Uchihas seem even more distant. They still hate everyone, everything, and anywhere. It's comforting that is still similar.

His granddaughter started to finally to walk. He sees her a lot since her parents have so much on their hands that they just drop her off in his office. Hashirama has taught her how to play some card games or gambling if looked closely, Mito just shakes her head and brings Tobirama to scold him. Which makes his cards to be taken away, then both Tsunade and Hashirama started to bawl their eyes out.

"Huffff you two are just too high maintenance," Tobirama scratched his chin and grabbing the crying toddler in a clean swoop. He laughs a bit. "Hashirama stop acting like a child, you are a Hokage which means you are to be respected." Tobirama Grunted out.

"Tobirama do you see this precious grandchild I have, she's so cute. Look at this perfect little face!" Hashirama tries to get Tsunade out of his brother's arms, he fails. Hashirama fell to his knees and started to weep on the ground. Causing a puddle to appear that was made out of tears. Tobirama carefully stepped around the puddle and walked out off the office.

"Oh brother there was a reason for me to be here before that," the white haired Senju pointed at the puddle. "There seems to be unrest with the different clans, please fix it Hokage." Tobirama huffed out condescendingly, he seemed to relish complaining about everything to his older brother.

The toddler in Tobirama's arms waved at her grandpa babbling bye grandpa. This was a normal day in the Hokage office besides the consistent complaining that everyone did believing that the Hokage was a magical fairy who could fix everything.

" TOBIRAMA SENJU BRING BACK MY GRANDBABY YOU THEIF!" Hashirama screamed out and quickly rushed out of the door leaving Mito to take care of everything. Mito laughs at the attention her husband brings with his kage clothes, making some people bow their heads right outside the many different food shops that have been just recently set up.

Hashirama was almost content with his life. He almost had everything, he had a family, a powerful job, and he was well known as a powerful and grateful leader. But he missed his childhood friend. Once Madara, left Hashirama was disappointed with himself for failing his friend. He assumes his friend is still alive since that would be such a pitiful death after what they had to go through. Hashirama wishes that it was possible for everything to be perfect but he knows that will never happen unless it was in his wildest dreams.

Going running while getting planting supplies and carrying a shovel looks a little weird, but somehow Koshō makes it look normal probably because she does it every Saturday. Ever since they moved the clan wanted a garden, it was a way to fuck with other people. To make people think that they were predictable with the garden themes and actually do farming too. It was pretty unbelievable in the eyes of different clans, most clans in the warring time would forage around looking for a short period for food. Growing rice and sometimes wheat let the Hatake clan stay somewhat healthy, besides the part that most clan members don't have children because they find them annoying. Pretty common once one has a few dogs on one person already.

Koshō tried teaching other clans learn how to farm. It didn't work out that well, the Naras ended up not coming to the meeting, the Yamanakas were gossiping about the latest scandal, one of the Akimichis ate the props of turnips. (No Akimichis were harmed in the making of this Fanfic) After that failure Koshō decided to just grow the plants herself.

When Koshō came home to the clan compound covered in black paint? She found out that she isn't the only menace in her clan and was pretty proud. Once she found out it was her son she was delighted that she wanted to make rice pudding, right after quickly planting the seeds with her clan mates. Which took longer then expected because of the different ground and soil then what they were used to. She ended up making Sakumo clean up the entire house and help with parts of the garden. It was pretty cute to see him pout like that.

"Koshō-san ? Are you sure you don't need more help with the rice?" Koshō spun around to see who was talking to her, it ended up being one of the younger girls. It was Hana who was known as the cook of the family, the girl in questioned was holding a spatula ready to cook looking quite frightened.

"Haha Hana-chan right? If you want to help out then come and help. You're such a cute little thing." As she said this Koshō squeezed Hana's checks while laughing at the timid girl with a spatula who could probably try to mother every person in the clan to care more about their health.

"Koshō-san where is your son? I heard he made quite the mess up stairs." Giggled Hana, it was always cute and pretty funny to watch the youngest member of the family tumble his way around the house. Hana wasn't paying enough attention to the pot that some of the rice started to pop like popcorn into Hana's hair.

Seeing this Koshō ended crying of laughter on the ground. She was bawling of laughter while Hana look pretty miffed about being laughed at since she accidentally overlooked some of the rice. Hana grabbed some of the rice out with her spatula and dumped it on Koshō. Hana ended up jumping out of the window right when Koshō figured out the small little timid girl had dumped hot rice on her head. Coincidentall Tōi walked in the compound with groceries he was meet with a Koshō on the floor covered in rice looking out the window angrily. Tōi just laugh like it was any normal day, which it was.

Lol sorry for being late again. I have been read some Kakashi five so that got my creative juices flowing. I still have sports and suck at math but I'll try at work on something when I have the time. Which is probably gonna be a long time lol. I was gonna do something mean/angsty but I realized that wouldn't make at whole lot of sense at this time. Man I love fluff, can I say that I don't know how to write action or fight scenes.

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