Letters to a totally AWESOME not exnation

by 2awesome4you

Prussia has decided to write letters, thanks to a certain unawesome brother. So send your letters in to the bored ex country! Rated T because I like that letter. Stays T until someone puts in an inapropriate letter. Reviews make me happy! .

5. Fan Letter 2

Dear Prussia of the Awesome **,

Oh hai der.

I HAVE THINGS TO ASK NOW.

1. What is your favorite beer brand?

2. How do you keep your hair so nice?

3. Why don't you go get into a relationship? Many a (insert sexual preference
here) would appriciate your five meters.

4. Do you like pie?

5. Where do you live?

6. Mass times acceleration equals= ?

7. Do you have a tumbler? 'cuz I don't. Dur hur hur

8. Are you a fan of Harry Potter? (movies, books, WHATEVER)

9. Tell me an awsome story. (adventure, **, humor, whatever)

With plenty of baby octopi,

Imposter the totally human

Imposter the totally human,

1. König Ludwig Schlossbrauerei. Yeah. That one. And like, a bunch more. 2. Because my hair is naturally awesome. 3. Because eventually, people realize that I'm too awesome for them. 4. Yes. I do like pie 5. Ummm…. Do I have to answer that? 6. Do I look like a math teacher? What is it, energy? 7. Yeah I do! .com 8. Nah, that's Bushy Brow's thing. 9. So there was this couple in love. One day, they went to an abandoned meat factory. While they were there, a murderer came and killed the girl by chopping off her arms and legs, then slicing the skin off, and throwing the guts at the ground. Then man the saw everything and then committed suicide. THE END. -The AWESOME Preußen A/N: The beer is real, I just looked up German beer brands and thought it sounded cool. .com is a real tumblr, but not mine. And that story is how I thought the Count of Monte Christo would be like. I don't own .com, The Count of Monte Christo, König Ludwig Schlossbrauerei beer, or Hetalia.