Prussia,

Mah little brother was watching something about you invading Austria on
history channel or whatever. I had trouble leaving the room with a strait
face.

I gotta go find somma that and get wasted as shiiiiiit. If I'm found in a
dumpster covered in red with a meat cleaver, don't worry; it might not be
blood.

...You lucky bastard.

Awwwww... I'm sowwy. I don't let mine leave me. Without a replacement,
anyway...

THE GAME. YOU JUST LOST IT.

Yes, you do have to answer.

*sigh* It was science. SCIENCE. And mass times acceleration equals force,
dummy.

...That story kind of reminds me of my first date. Only I didn't commit
suicide, of course.

Sending some homunculi your way,

Impostor

Impostor,

Dammit I lost the Game. Thanks, you bastard.

I don't want a stalker! Belarus is bad enough, claiming that I like Russia! They're so creepy!

Hey, if you didn't go to school like me, then how would you know that?

The person didn't commit suicide, she was killed by a murderer. Jeez.

Homunculi? What are those?

-The AWESOME Preußen