We all got ready for Smackdown, Alex and Mike obviously dressed all nice as usual. Aly and I were in our ring gear for our match tonight. We sit backstage to watch what's going on. The beginning starts with a brand new theme song.

"You know I'm loving this new intro for Smackdown. Love the song as well." I point out.

We cut back to the match between Dolph Ziggler and MVP, for the Intercontinental Championship.

They announce MVP and I cheer. MVP is gaining the advantage and we're cheering for him.

"Come on Montel!"

MVP flips Dolph and he rolls out of the ring onto the mats. That's when Nexus comes out.

"Are you kidding me? What the hell are they doing out there? Someone do something!

Helloooo!" I go off on a rant.

They start beating up on Dolph and then get into the ring and surround MVP.

"Who's first? Who's first? Who's first?" he yells looking at each one of them.

That's when they circle him and then gang up on him after he hits Tarver.

"That's not right." I say shaking my head.

We continue to see them beat up on MVP, and Gabriel does his 450 splash on him. The crowd cheers and we see the Big Show emerge and he climbs up onto the ring. Nexus goes after him but he just pushes them away with one hand.

"Haha go Show!"

He goes into the ring and he keeps pushing them away, until they kick him in the legs making him go down. They beat up on him and then John comes running out after his music sounds.

"WOO! GO JOHN!" Aly exclaims.

The first person he goes for is Slater.

"Haha that's right take out the chick first!" I yell laughing.

They keep beating up on him until Big Show comes into the ring with a steel chair and takes out Slater again and Nexus scatters.

"Wimps!"

Wade comes on the Titantron and starts talking after the replay and what not.

"Ladies and gentlemen."

"Monkey!" Aly yells.

"This is a monumental evening, and what you've just witnessed was a monumental incident. Because that is the last time ever that John Cena will recieve a beating at the hands of the Nexus. Now let me remind everybody, including you John Cena about the stipulations of our match this Sunday at the Hell In A Cell pay per view. If I win, John Cena joins the Nexus and takes orders from me. If John Cena wins, the Nexus disbands...done forever. But let me assure you of this...John that isn't going to happen. So just listen to me now, because I got something to say that is going to change Smackdown for good tonight. Isn't that right Teddy?"

Teddy Long turns and looks at Wade like he was scared for his life.

"Now tonight is going to be a monumental event. Huge, the premiere of Smackdown on SyFy. Now it just so happens that I am close, personal friends with Dave Howe, the president of this network...and my fellow countryman. Now he has taken the liberty of allowing me to suggest some matches...for today's show to ensure it is the most exciting premiere in the history of Smackdown. Teddy read my suggestions."

"Tonight, the Big Show will compete in a 5 on 1 handicap match against the Nexus."

"Continue."

"And tonight, John Cena will face the devil's favorite demon, the World Heavyweight Champion...Kane."

"Oh hell no!" Aly exclaims.

"Good job."

The Ninnie's music sounds and they leave.

"Thanks for the help." John says to Big Show as they go to commercial.

"Man John against Kane? That's not right." I say shaking my head.

"It's not but something tells me that there's going to be an interruption in that match...and not

necessarily on the ninnies' part either..."

"Right, well we'll have to wait and see." I say as we come back from commercial and go back to watching.

"Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to interrupt but I thinking I should bring some journalistic integrity to Friday Night Smackdown here tonight. Hi, I'm Michael Cole from Monday Night Raw."

"Hey, I'm going to reach across the aisle and shake your hand." Matt Striker says.

"I'll tell you, you guys got a taste of what we deal with on a weekly basis with Nexus a few moments ago."

"Blahh, blahh blahh." I say.

A stagehand knocks on our door telling us our match was next.

"Wish us luck guys." Aly says to Mike and Alex.

They exchange looks.

"We'll do you one better." Mike says.

They then give us good luck kisses instead.

We smile and then get all set and walk out the door and meet Natalya and Kelly Kelly outside the room. We walk to the curtan as LayCool, Maryse and Alicia walk out first.

"The following is a 8-diva, diva's tag team match scheduled for onefall! Making their way to the ring, WWE diva's champions..Michelle McCool and Layla. And their partners Maryse and Alicia Fox!"

Then me and Aly's tag team music hit and we all walk out in black and pink.

"And their opponents, Sadie...Carly...Kelly Kelly and Natalya!"

We decide that Kelly Kelly will go first. The bell rings and she's clapping her hands, and Alicia hits her getting her on her knees. She picks her up but Kelly slides behind her and pushes her. Then they do a double clothesline and knock each other down. Alicia goes over and tags in Maryse, then Kelly Kelly comes over and tags in Natalya. She grabs Maryse and flips her over on her back onto the mat. She grabs her a 2nd time and does it again. She picks her up and then drops her on her back. She goes for the cover but Maryse kicks out at 2. Maryse goes to run at Natalya but she clotheslines her to the mat. She goes in for the sharpshooter submission but Michelle kicks her away.

Aly and I get in to help. We stand behind her, then we do a double dropkick knocking Michelle down. Alicia takes me and throws me out, but Aly takes Michelle and throws her out. The Alicia kicks her and sends her out of the ring. Kelly Kelly jumps on Alicia and screams and continuously slams Alicia's head into the mat. She kicks Alicia out of the ring and climbs out after her. Natalya goes to get back into the ring but Layla pulls her off. That's when she goes over to Michelle and screams 'I've done it!' and she's grabbed from underneath the ring. That could only mean one thing...Hornswaggle. She's screaming and screaming and Michelle pulls her away from the side of the ring and that's when Hornswaggle comes out with a big smile on his face.

Hornswaggle proceeds to chase Layla around the ring, once they got back to Michelle she kicked Hornswaggle in the face knocking him down. Aly already got into the ring and was watching Michelle intently. Michelle and Layla lean against the ring and that's when Aly runs and kicks them in the back sending them to the ramp. Maryse goes for the french kiss finisher move but Aly reverses it and she gets Maryse in her submission called Trouble In Paradise. Aly had Maryse in the middle of the ring and she was so weak she couldn't reach the ropes, she had no choice but to tap and she did.

We all crawl back into the ring, and watch as Layla and Michelle cower in fear slowling crawling backwards up the ramp.

"Here are your winners, Sadie...Carly...Kelly Kelly and Natalya!"

We smile as Michelle and Layla walk away in fear. Before we leave we see that Jack Swagger is having a homecoming celebration...Ew. King of the Lisp! We walk backstage during the commercial and walk back to the room.

"What're we missing?" I ask as we walk in.

"Not much, just Jack Swagger."

"Ugh, he's so annoying." Aly exclaims.

"King of the lisp!"

"Too true!" Aly snickers.

"Wearing that cape and crown makes him king of the lisp."

"King Lisp." Aly agrees laughing.

"And what's up with the Swagger Soaring Eagle? Talk about LAME."

The rest of them agree and then Edge interrupts.

"I'd never thought I'd say this...but thank you Edge."

They ramble on until Edge punches the eagle and then spears him and before switching to backstage with Nexus we find out that Nexus are going to be lumberjacks in Cena's match now.

"Damn ninnies!"

"Should've known they'd pull something like this."

"I can't wait until they get their asses kicked."

"Gentlemen, what we did earlier was impressive. But if we truly want to make history tonight, then we've got to push the envelope a little further. Now I've got on good authority that if anyone one Smackdown lays a finger on anyone in the Nexus tonight, they're going to be suspended indefinately. And we already know that when John Cena faces Kane later tonight, the Nexus are going to be the lumberjacks. We have a chance to make something truly memorable here on Smackdown. We need to talk some strategy."

That's when they go to grooming tips with Dashing Cody Rhodes and Aly is laughing her ass off the whole time.

"Does he have to say Dashing so many times?" I ask.

Aly is laying against Mike, laughing but manages to say something.

"It gets funnier each time he says it, he has a lisp too!"

"He has a nose piercing, that's NOT dashing."

Aly, Mike and Alex are all laughing pretty hard.

"Okay, I don't want to see this anymore." I say covering my eyes.

Alex grins and pulls me into his chest.

"Better?" he asks laughing.

"Much, thank you."

Then the Ninny match against Big Show comes up next.

"Awe, I don't want to see this. It's clear that they'll win."

"I feel bad for Big Show." Aly sighs.

"What is that?" I exclaim referring to them stopping him from tapping out by grabbing each of his arms, legs and Wade chokes him out.

"That's just horrible to watch. Damn them." Aly says cringing and ending up putting her face

in Mike's chest.

"I'm disgusted. Two 450 splashes? God, someone stop them!" I exclaim.

"He totally botched the second one." Aly says snickering.

"Fail."

"Epic fail." Aly corrects.

Then we see that Rey is returning tonight.

"Hey! It's Rey! I exclaim.

"Woohoo!" Aly exclaims.

Then we see it's the Undertaker/Punk match.

"You have no chance Punk, no chance at all."

"Pfft, no chance in hell for him."

In the end Undertaker wins of course.

"Told you, told you twice."

"Yup!"

"Woo! Rey's coming up next!"

"Gooooo ReyRey!"

Once we come back from commerical, we see Alberto Del Rio come out.

"Oh hell, I'm not watching this now." I say looking away from the Tv.

"UGH! He's so damn annoying!"

Alberto's personal ring announcer start introducing him.

"English amigo." I say still not looking at the tv.

"Go king!" Aly says hearing King's comment about pressing 1 for English and cracks up.

Time goes by and then Rey comes out and starts beating the crap out of Del Rio.

"Woo! Go Rey!" Aly yells.

After Rey beats up Ricardo, we go to commercial and when we come back Randy comes out.

"HI RANDY!" Aly exclaims.

Then Cody's music plays.

"Gross." I say.

"Ewwww and look who he has with him."

"Even worse. He still has the bruise ahahaha."

"He does! HAHAHA!" Aly says looking closer.

In the end Cody loses because of an RKO.

"Serves you right."

"Haha loser."

He also RKO's McIntyre and then Sheamus comes out and knocks him out with his big kick to the face.

"Damn you Mayo Man!"

"Don't you ever learn? I guess not."

"He never does." Mike says snorting.

We then see the Make A Wish thing and we see Mike.

"Awwww. How cute." Aly says sqeezing him.

"Got to give back you know?"

"Of course. It's just cute to see you with the kids."

"And nice face too, your signature growly face as Aly would call it."

He raises an eyebrow and she giggles.

"What? That's what it looks like!"

We're interrupted by Kane's pyros coming up.

"Jeez!"

"Jesus! Way to scare the crap out of people." Aly says having jumped and clutched Mike with

wide eyes.

"I think that's the point."

She grumbles quietly, settling back down in Mike's arms.

"Damn creepy man with stupid pyros."

Then Cena comes out.

"WOO!"

"Goo Cena!" Aly says as she feels Mike scoff and swats him on the chest.

"Oh be quiet."

"I don't see what's so special about him."

"He's nice and pretty funny." she says shrugging.

"Pshh."

"Quit being jealous." she says poking him in the chest.

In the end of the match, Cena beats the crap out of Nexus and walks up the ramp as the lights go off and Undertaker appears and starts beating the crap out of Kane, once he beats him up enough and finishes him, smackdown ends.

"Nice. Told you." Aly says looking over at me.

"Suppose it's time to leave now huh?"

"Yupppp. Relaxation day tomorrow then Hell In A Cell on sunday."

"I definately need the relaxation...I'm beat right now."

"Agreed."