Letters to a totally AWESOME not exnation

by 2awesome4you

Prussia has decided to write letters, thanks to a certain unawesome brother. So send your letters in to the bored ex country! Rated T because I like that letter. Stays T until someone puts in an inapropriate letter. Reviews make me happy! .

8. Fan Letter 4

DEAR

PRUSSIA,

Hi. :)

Don't worry, I'm not gonna stalk you. I just wanna know.

I dunno. You're pretty damn old, though. You've had a lot of time to learn.

I know. I wasn't the chick on the date who got killed. And I most certainly
was not her boyfriend in the story, either.

With a whole lotta crack,

Imposter

Ok. Well, it's someplace in Germany. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah I'm old, but I spent a lot of time fighting, and even though I'm old, I'm still sexy!

I love crack—I mean, I-i don't do drugs!

-The AWESOME Preußen