The next match that came up was Natalya against Alicia Fox, and it didn't last long. Natalya won via submission using the Sharpshooter.

"Pffft, weakling." Aly says referring to Alicia.

"Woo, Johnny Knoxville!"

We come back from commercial again and seee Johnny talking about the new Jackass movie to Melina and Gail Kim.

"...here to make friends and you got to check out my new movie Jackass 3D. It comes out October 15th and we're really psyched."

"Johnny, we're so psyched...we're so excited to watch it."

"Yeahhh, high five!"

"Hey bro! Johnny Knoxville what's the deal man?"

We also hear that from our room, so we go and peek out the door and watch whats going on.

"Haha Zack Ryder! Oh watch this ladies, he's such a tool. Hey buddy, high five..."

That's when a giant hand comes out and hits him and we crack up laughing.

"Woo woo woo, you know it." Johnny says laughing.

We go back into the room still laughing with tears in our eyes.

"Oh that was priceless." I say.

Then we see on the Tv John Cena, staring at the Nexus armband with that still saddened look and Josh Matthews comes up to talk to him about everything that's happened.

"Excuse me John? After what the Raw general manager just decreed, it seems that you're either Nexus...or you're fired. What are you going to do?"

"I don't know. This is all I've ever done, this is all I've got. I can't not be in the WWE. Then again..." He trails off when he looks and sees McGillicutty and Harris walking in.

When they see him they bolt, and then he bolts down the hallway and into the locker room where he's stopped by Wade and his ninny posse.

"John...John. I'm glad you're here. I saw what you just did to Tarver...there's a lot we need to talk about." Wade says as the camera pans out to reveal McGillicutty and Harris standing there.

"Ooooh I SO despise them right now."

John goes to walk away but Wade stops him making him come back.

"I've got big plans for your future." Wade says as McGillicutty and Harris walk away.

"Yeah that's right walk away." Aly says sternly.

We come back from yet another commercial to see Daniel Bryan out in the ring already and his music playing. I look closely at the belt around his waist and I see the name tag falling off.

"Wow he must not take care of that thing, the name tag is falling off. Mike, he's not taking care of your championship."

"See what I mean? He doesn't deserve to be champion, he can't even take care of the title belt properly!" Mike says scowling.

"That's what you should expect from a twelve year old." Aly adds.

"This contest is set for onefall, currently in the ring..weight 192 pounds he is the United States Champion...Daniel Bryan!"

Then we see Sheamus come out.

"Be prepared for a beatdown wabbit boy!" Aly exclaims.

The match didn't last long because Sheamus got disqualified.

"Mayo Man has anger issues."

Before heading to commercial we see Edge on his way out to the ring, for one thing only.

The apology to the general manager.

"This should be good."

We come back from commercial and they replay what happened between Cena and Nexus backstage and then Michael Cole is in the ring on that gm stand.

"If I could have your attention please. The Raw general manager wanted me to make it clear, that after the events of last week, he will no longer be communicating electronically with his voice altered. Instead he will be communicating as he has in the past via email. Through me, the voice of the WWE, Michael Cole! But before Edge comes out here, let us review the horrific events from last week." he says, the screen replaying the footage from

last monday night.

"On behalf of the general manager, that act of defiance was unexceptable! Therefore, two things are about to happen. The general manager wants Edge to come down here and apologize, and then the general manager will make a huge announcement regarding the WWE Championship. So Edge, the general manager is waiting."

Edge's music plays and he walks out and grabs a mic and gets into the ring after he does is entrance with the pyros.

"I'm not going to apologize for anything. In case you missed Smackdown or Hell In a Cell, I'm on a personal crusade against all things stupid. And around here on this show, there are a lot of things that are stupid. A GM that rules by email...stupid. And Michael Cole, you have been the personification of stupidity since 1997. I...I would rather listen to a recording of J.R. than a live Michael Cole. Oh and Raw GM, whovever you are, wherever you are if you think I got attitude now...just wait until I become WWE Champion, then you see some attitude."

The GM ding goes off and Michael Cole stands there laughing.

"And I quote...tonight we're going to determine the next number one contender for the WWE Championship. And we're going to do it in a 20 man over the top rope, battle royal. And the prize for the winner...well that person will face Randy Orton for the WWE Championship in 3 weeks at Bragging Rights. However Edge, you've disrespected me one too many times. You wont be in this battle royal tonight, because I have officially traded you to Smackdown!"

"Bye bye Crazy eyes!"

"You know what? Hallelujah! This is one of the greatest nights of my career. I no longer have to deal with a gutless GM, or hear this tool recite the single worst catch phrase in the history of the WWE...and I quote." Edge mocks.

"How dare you? My Cole Miners love when I say that! And now...now that I am the official voice, yes the official voice of the WWE...you need to treat me with some respect sir!"

"Respect? You want me to treat you with respect? Would it be respectful if I went off Raw on a high note and knocked you off your little perch and speared you into next week? Would that be good? Is that respect?"

That's when Mike said that we should go out there, so we head out to the curtain and walk out. Aly wearing the shirt Mike got made for her that says 'Hello I'm Awesome's Girlfriend' and we start walking down the ramp.

"You will do no such thing Edge. Michael Cole is a visionary! He is the one person that realized my awesomeness before anybody else! It's okay Michael." Miz says walking up the stairs and climbing into the ring.

Michael Cole gets off the platform and leaves the ring.

"It's alright Michael go back to your announce desk." Miz says as Cole climbs out.

"Yeah yeah, run along Cole. Run...there you go." Edge says as Cole runs back to the announcer's desk.

"Let the Edge wannabe handle this." he says pointing to Miz.

"Really? Edge wannabe? Really?"

"Really...really? Yes really. One word name...check. You wear a trench coat to the ring for your matches...check. You're a money in the bank winner...check. And you know what? I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school popping zits." Edge goes off as Miz hands the briefcase to Alex.

"That's a...interesting analysis Edge. But the fact is, we're nothing alike."

"You know what? You're right there...you're correct. Because I've been WWE Champion. And even since I've been on this show, let's see...I've had a wedding, I've been divorced, I've had a live celebration. You, I don't know how you even got Sadie because I haven't seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you."

That's when Aly grabs the mic from Miz and lashes back.

"He can't talk to women huh? Well I think you have it wrong because obviously he has me and what do you have hmm? Absolutely nothing."

Aly hands the mic back to Miz and Edge just brushes her comment off and goes back to talking to Miz.

"Unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

Alex laughs it off and that's when I take the mic from Miz this time. I then proceed to life up Alex's shirt.

"Does this look like a girl to you?" I ask Edge then looking at the crowd.

"What do you think?" I ask the crowd as they cheer and laugh while agreeing with me.

I hand the mic back to Miz and then Alex grabs it as it's in his hands and lashes back at Edge.

"Because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right? Haha. Look whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that, because he is the Miz and he is awesome."

"Kind of strange that you noticed my lips, and I wouldn't go to hair if I were you, but he is awesome...at tapping out to Daniel Bryan."

"Look who's talking, you're the one getting into arguements with a computer."

"You're all trying to adgitate...if you're trying to adgitate me, it's not going to work. Because at 3 weeks at Bragging Rights, I'm either going to be competeing in a WWE Championship match or I'm going to be leading my team Monday Night Raw into decimating Smackdown. So why don't you go to SyFy and tell all your new little Smackdown buddies, that I'm the Miz and I'm AWESOME!"

"So let's clarify here, and with all due respect to Johnny Knoxville. You are the Miz, but you're the WWE's biggest jackass."

That's when Edge unleashes onto Alex knocking him down and throws Miz into the GM podium knocking the computer off it. He backs up and kicks the computer away and gets ready for the spear to deliver it to Alex. Once he gets up Edge runs and he spears him. That's what gets my blood boiling and I snap, getting into Edge's face. That distracted him enough for Miz to grab him and give him the Skull Crushing Finale.

"Have fun at Smackdown." Miz says while getting up and fixing his suit and his music goes off.

He climbs out of the ring and pulls Alex out. Aly and I get out of the ring and start walking up the ramp with them. I help him as we walk up the ramp, and as we are John Cena comes up on the screen with Nexus.

"You might think that what you did to Tarver earlier was clever. But to be perfectly honest with you, I've been looking to get him out of the way for a while now...so you actually did me a very big favor. And that's the kind of inititive I was looking for when I recruited you for the Nexus. The thing is I don't want you restling on your laurels. We've got to carry on in the same vein, by having you help me win in tonight's battle royal."

"What happens if I win the Royal?" John asks.

"Well that's not going to happen, because I'm ordering you to help me win the battle royal."

"And in the unlikely event that Barrett is somehow eliminated, you help one of us win." Otunga says as they all look at him weird.

"What?" Wade asks.

"I mean, I'm sorry that came out wrong...uh what I meant to say was..."

"No, here's the deal. You will do what I tell you to do or you will be fired."

I shake my head as we walk backstage and back into the room.

"Alex are you going to be okay?" I ask.

"Yeah, I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. Focus on your match coming up."

"Alright, we'll see you after the match." I say kissing him quickly before Aly and I head out and down to the curtain and get ready to come out.

We come out during the commercial break and when we come back we're already in the ring, watching LayCool coming out and talking because they have mics on them.

"This is a Diva's tag team match set for onefall. Currently in the ring, the team of Carly and the WWE Unified Diva's champion, Sadie!"

Then LayCool come out.

"And they're opponents. Layla and Michelle McCool!"

"Flawless!" we hear them say.

"They love us. That's right y'all, you get to hear LayCool all night. Yeah, wherever you guys are." Michelle says.

"Nobody cares." Layla adds.

"That's a good one Lay. We got this one, is this really competition Lay?" Michelle asks.

"Which one of you want me huh? I know that you both want me."

We decide that Aly will go up against Michelle first, and Layla was doing commentary. But before we could even begin, we see that McGillicutty and Husky are coming out. But Aly and I focus on the match. Michelle kicks her then knocks her down then twists her arm but Aly counters. She then jumps up and kicks Michelle knocking her down. Aly was on a roll going after Michelle, knocking her down repeatedly. That's when she cheap shots Layla knocking her off the side of the ring. Aly goes for the pin after doing one finisher on Michelle but Layla comes running in screaming 'get off my friend' and stops Aly from getting the pin.

That's when I get in and grab Layla going to stop her, but the ref stops me telling me to get back outside the ring. That distracts the ref and Layla knocks Aly down. That's when the ref turns around and tells Layla to get back to her spot too. That's when Aly is able to get up and tag me in and I stand there waiting for Michelle to get up. I kick her and then I lean against the ropes, run and knee her in the face. Then I go behind her and grab her head and drop her, and go for the pin. LayCool is pissed and I crawl out of the ring with Aly, we go to leave but Husky and McGillicutty stop us by standing in our way.

"You really want to piss me off don't you?" Aly ask

"Let me guess, Wade or his little ninny posse sent you two out here right?" I ask.

They smirk.

"Well I'll let you know, that I'm way different now than when I was on NXT with you losers with Alex. You don't want to mess with me...or both of us. So you can just go away."

They don't move.

"Alright that's it."

"Now you're in trouble."

"Big time trouble." Aly says smirking devishly.

"Double super kick?" I ask looking at her whispering.

"On 3. One...two...three!" Aly says grinning.

We knock both of them onto the floor.

"Nighty Night." we say as we walk over them.

We walk backstage just as Johnny Knoxville was talking to Maryse.

"Haha, I don't speak spanish."

"That's french."

"Oh."

"Well what I'm saying is, I know that you sent the letters. Ted and I have been recieving messages."

"I haven't sent anything."

"I want you...you will be mine..."

"Johnny Knoxville!"

We hear Ted yell and appear in the doorway.

"It was you! It was you wasn't it?"

"Ted it was not me. Ted...Ted...don't come any closer."

That's when Ted got hit by the giant hand and then we just crack up laughing. That's when Maryse rushes over.

"You're crazy! Are you okay? Are you okay? Oh my god. You're dead! You're dead!" she screams then says stuff in French while throwing her shoes at Knoxville and walking around to the otherside of Ted.

"Help! Oh my god. It's okay!" she says standing up.

That's when the hand comes back and hits her making her land ontop of Ted and we bust out laughing even harder.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. Look I'm sorry. Ohhhh no." Johnny says walking off.

We catch up to him and we're still laughing out butts off.

"Hey Knoxville, nice job back there! Even though it wasn't on purpose. That was hilarious!" she says after we catch up with him from walking away from Ted.

"Glad somebody thought it was funny." he says.

"Well of course it was funny, when we despise both Ted and Maryse." Aly says referring to both me and her.

"Nice, what for?" he asks laughing.

"Well you know how Carly and I are with Riley and Miz? Well Ted's trying to get Carly away from Alex and Maryse wants Miz away from me."

"Now I don't feel so guilty about the hand hitting them." he says snorting.

Then we give him a high five.

"I'm sure Ted's going to be looking for you tonight after what just happened, so just watch your back." I say.

"Let us know if you need any help."

"I will. I got to get out to the ring now to say a few things, but if I need you I'll call you two out." he says to us.

"Sounds good. Have fun!" Aly exclaims.

He walks out to the ring worried about where Ted is and grabs a mic.

"Hey Witchita! It's great to be back on Monday Night Raw here tonight, and uh...man please go see my movie Jackass 3D October 15th. Uh, had a ball...that's all!" he says putting the mic down and trying to get out of the ring before Dibiase comes down, but it was too late.

He grabs the mic and Ted walks in with Maryse.

"I'm sorry. I am so sorry. No hard feelings okay?"

"No hard feelings? No hard feelings? You have any idea who I am and what I'm capable of doing to you? Huh funny man?"

"Look, I was just trying to make Maryse laugh. I'm sure you try to make her laugh all the time. Like the first time she saw you with no pants on. No, no, that's not what I meant, you know? You know you wear funny boxers with dollar signs and pictures of your father on them you know?"

"That's funny huh? Johnny Knoville has jokes. Maryse, isn't that so funny? Man I really got to give you a hand."

That's when Dibiase hits him and he goes to get up. But that's when Johnny calls us out first real quick.

"Heyyyy, Carly and Sadie a little help here!"

"You want to try something Richie Rich?" Aly asks walking out with me.

Ted stops what he was about to do and picks up his mic and looks at us.

"Yeah do you really want to try something? I don't think so...leave him alone Ted." I add.

"No, plus what're you two going to do about it? Nevermind I don't want to hear it, I'll just do what I was planning." he says then putting Johnny in the submission hold.

That's when we run down the ramp and we get into the ring and we double team him. Maryse tries to get Aly away and she just turns around and slaps her and she backs up into the corner. We roll out of the ring and walk back up the ramp with Johnny before the lights go gold and words come up on the titantron: 'you are mine'. And Goldust comes up behind Maryse and Ted and takes him out.

"I dont want you." he says to Ted and goes to Maryse.

"I don't want you either." he says then going to Ted's belt.

"I want you" he says grabbing the belt.

We go to commercial and then back to the room after walking backstage and Miz is getting ready for the 20 man over the top rope battle royal to determine who faces Orton at Bragging Rights for the WWE Championship.

"Isn't it almost pointless for you to be in this thing since you have that?" Aly asks pointing at the MITB case.

"Yeah kind of is, but hey if it gets me closer to that WWE Championship I can't complain."

"True, true. Just be careful out there, Nexus is in the match." Aly adds.

"And Wade will probably order John to help them so watch for that too." I add

"I will, wish me luck guys." he says walking towards the door.

"Kick ass babe!" Aly exclaims.

"Always do." he smiles then walking out the door.

We come back from commercial and John is in the locker room looking at the Nexus armband when Otunga comes and sits next to him.

"John, I know you're upset. I heard what you said earlier. But I want to tell you, Nexus isn't all bad. Barrett can be uh...let's just say sometimes he can be a bit demanding. But I know deep down, we can make this work. Trust me. Now I know you feel like this is the end, but it's not. Listen, if you ever need to talk...I'm here for you okay? Just let me know." Otunga says getting up and leaving.

"Okay what is Otunga a therapist now?" I ask.

"Apparently. Awkward much?" Aly asks.

"He pulled a Dr. Phil. Pfft!" I exclaim.

"Too bad he isn't bald or he really would be like Dr. Phill."

That's when I crack up.

"He would look so freaky if he was bald." I say inbetween laughing.

"I know right!"

The match starts and the first one to come out was John Morrison. Then R-Truth came out, then Santino Marella and his buddy Vladimir Kozlov. After them Sheamus came out, of course. After him, John Cena's music played but he never came out to his music. The music cut and the ninnie's music played and they all walked out first and then John Cena. When they were in the ring, they closed in on Wade's face and I clearly see the slap mark and a bruise forming.

"Ha! There's that slap mark and bruise I hoped for!"

"Way to go Dolce!" Aly says high-fiving me.

Alex grins proudly and then they show Gabriel and Alex cracks up.

"Windy, oh my god what did you do to his jaw?"

"I punched it, the proof from my wrapped up hand."

"Not cool that you almost broke your hand but damn that bruise is impressive! Yours too

CareBear!" Alex says shaking his head and laughing.

"Well we've had enough of them, they really deserved it."

"Damn straight they did." Aly grumbles

"Especially Husky and McGillicutty, tried to stop us from leaving. But I'm sure you saw what we did to them. Wow, we're just kicking ass tonight."

"You two are really on a roll." he smirks.

"Clearly we're done for the night now. I have to rest my hand anyway, I don't want to almost break it like you did Aly."

"Well sor-ry, it wasn't my plan to almost break my hand. Blame Filler Boy for having a hard face."

The bell rings as soon as everyone is down at the ring after the commercial break. the first person to be eliminated was Evan.

"Aww poor Evan."

Next to be eliminated was David Hart Smith.

"Awe, bye David."

"Sorry dude."

Then John Cena eliminates Regal.

"Ahaha!"

"Haha, way to go John!"

Then Miz eliminates Santino.

"Bye bye Satino!"

Mark Henry then picks up Zack Ryder over his head and throws him out of the ring.

"Bye ShortBus!" Aly exclaims.

"Bye Primo!" I say as Mark throws him over the rope.

Mark goes to eliminate Wade, but John pulls Wade off of him and saves him. This distracts Mark and all of Nexus goes after him and eliminates him and Aly winces then sighs. John didn't help so Slater and Otunga go at it with John, yelling at him and that's when he snaps and he throws Otunga over the top rope eliminating him.

"Haha! Ninny!" I laugh.

"Go John!" Aly says cracking up.

During the commercial Kozlov got eliminated and so did Darren Young. As the match went on, Slater was eliminated by Morrison.

"Haha bye Wendy!" Aly exclaims.

Then Morrison eliminates Tyson, and Miz looks at John and goes after Morrison but Morrison ends up eliminating him.

"Damn it!"

"He at least lasted this long though."

"True."

In the end it came to John and Wade. Wade told John to walk away, to throw himself out of the match. After much hesitation, he gave in and walked away making Wade win. That's when Orton came out and got into the ring and just mocked Wade with the belt. Soon Mike walked back in and we waited for him to change before we headed back to the hotel to get some rest before tomorrow.