Gil,

Whatever helps you sleep at night, dear.

Yeah, yeah, I wasn't planning to bring it with me anyway. Just make sure your
'awesome' basement room is clean, I don't want to trip and get another
concussion.

Best wishes and love,

Elizabeta

W-what's that supposed to mean? I'm not scared of an unawesome frying pan!

And that concussion wasn't my fault! I blame global warming! And, my basement oof awesome has been clean for like, 2 days. West made me clean it.

-The AWESOME Preußen