This is a special that I made inspired by TFS's Dragon Ball Z Abridged Kai episodes alongside bloopers, outtakes, and gags that take place in all previous chapters. This one will sum up last few chapters in just a matter of paragraphs. Don't expect any updates for a little while. I'm taking a few days to a week or two off this fic to work on my TF2 X RWBY fanfic and another upcoming one or two. I hope you enjoy. Also, this story is in Transcript form for simplicity.
I don't own anything.
NOTE: Don't take seriously.
Story starting... NOW!
X: Zero! Destroy Omega!
Zero: 'Kay. (Destroys Omega)
X: Now I can leave in peace.
Trunks: Dragon! Give me a warrior!
Shenron: 'Kay. (X appears in 0.5 seconds.)
X: I'm alive!? I'm alive!
Trunks: Fight me.
X: Sure. (Falcon Punches Trunks)
Trunks: You are strong, help me defend time.
X: Ok.
Raditz: Die! Die! (Dodges the Special Beam Cannon that kills Goku and then kills Piccolo.)
Trunks: Fix this era!
X: Got it. (Teleports)
X: Die! (Shoots a Charge Shot Lazer through Raditz and Goku and then disappears.)
Piccolo: ...I have so many questions right now! ...I'm taking Gohan!
Trunks: Good job. Now fight my father and his dumbass friend.
X: Okay.
Demigra: Sigma, we need to get rid of X.
Sigma: Hey Vile, go fuck with X and break him.
Vile: Ballin.
X: Hey you all! Die! (Aims and fires his X-Buster at the Saibamen and destroys them along with Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo.)
Nappa: (Jumps in front of X) I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
X: Nope. (Slashes him in half)
Vegeta: Get him Vile!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/Vile: Hello X~ (Blasts X with a large laser)
X: Oh shit. I'm fucked.
Dr. Light: Here X, enter this. You'll be OP. (Shows X a capsule)
X: Cool.
X: (Is now in his first armor) Hadouken! (Obilerates Vile)
Vile: FFFUUUUUUU...
Great Ape Vegeta: I'm a King Kong version of myself. (Cue Godzilla roar before realization sets in) ...shit. Wrong scream sound.
Krillin: I will fight you!
Gohan: Me too.
Goku: I'm also here.
Great Ape Vegeta: It's over Nine-Thousaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Krillin: -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Gohan: -aaaaaaaaa-
Goku: -aaaaaaaaaaaa-
X: -aaaaaaaaa- (You get the idea)
X: I will help yo- oh crap Vegeta. (X is now in Vegeta's hand)
?: X! I will save you! (Slashes Vegeta's tail off as a blur.)
Vegeta: No!
X: (Kicks the, once again humanoid, Saiyan Prince into his pod.) And you never have to hear from him again.
Vegeta: They'll hear from me on the next REAL chapter of this crappy fanfic.
Nappa and Vile: And we are ghostly projections of ourselves now, or are we? (DUN DUN DUN!)
FIN!
(Outside the fanfic, on a laptop with a horrified X, a chuckling Zero, and laughing Axl)
Axl: *Laughs so hard, his voice chip is cracking* What the bloody fuck did I just read! ()
Zero: I have no idea! (smirks) How about you X? ...X?
X: I got paid 25 bucks for this...? You know what, worth it. This is more than what Capcom gives me nowadays... (holds up his paycheck that says $1.25 from Capcom)
Axl: Well anyway. Merry Christmas everyone!
X and Zero: It's still November...
Axl: Well, what if we aren't gonna get a Christmas special? I mean, the author did say at the top that he won't be working for a few days to a week or two. So what do you guys wanna do in the meantime while we wait? How about we play some video games?
X and Zero: (Both look at each other)
X: Sure, It's not like I have anything better to do.
Axl: Sweet! How about you Zero? Wanna play Mario Party?
Zero: Mario Party? Count me in too, I will destroy both of you!
Axl: I take that as a challenge
All three: (All three of them walk offscreen and go play some Mario Party)
Man this chapter is short. I need to extend it. How about a bonus that takes place as if this was filmed to be a movie or show. Prepare for some some humor. Warning: Some inappropriate jokes ahead.
Chapter 1:
"What... the... actual fu-" was all I got to say as he slash me into the air as I saw that I could fall on top of him. I then quickly searched myself as I gripped a familiar handle that felt comforting to wrap my hand around.
It was... a dildo. A dildo!
Trunks looked at me and fell down laughing, I saw Zero and Axl laughing off screen with the other staff members that work on this fanfic.
"*Sarcastic* Ha Ha, very funny... *Annoyed* Now which one of you dies for this?" I asked crushing the sex toy in my hand as I look for the for the one responsible for the prank.
Well I hope you enjoyed this special. I hope you enjoyed the ride so far. But I need a break from this fic. I will continue this sometime after the day after Christmas Day. See you then.