Monday Night Raw in Calgary Alberta, Canada. We're backstage, watching the tv and the intro for Raw comes up. New and improved, with Aly and I added in.
"6 night away from the defining pay per view known as Bragging Rights. We welcome you live to Monday Night Raw."
Then we hear Teddy Long's music play and he walk sout with a mic, waving.
"Ladies and gentlemen, do not adjust your tv sets. My name is Theodore Long, and I am the general manager of Smackdown." Teddy says getting into the ring.
"Now why am I here tonight? It's because I can. As a matter of fact, tonight I am going to take over Raw, ladies and gentlemen."
That's when the GM dinged in.
"Can I have your attention please. I have recieved an email from the anonymous Raw general manager. And I quote. Get out of my ring! Get out of my ring now! You have no business being here!"
"That's right, YOU don't belong here." I say outloud.
"He's just jealous that his show is second rate."
"Wait wait wait, hold on a minute player alright? Listen. Hey, Smackdown vs Raw this Sunday at Bragging Rights. Bring that trophy out here player. Here it is, come here take a look at it. Now Mr. General manager, Mr. Raw general manager that is. I want you to eat your heart out. Because that trophy belongs to Smackdown."
"Not for long." Aly retorts.
"Fat chance." Mike snorts.
"You're going to win Raw that trophy, and it'll be ours." Alex says, high fiving him.
"Damn straight." Mike agrees.
"Because that's just what we did last year. We laid the Smackdown on all the Raw superstars. There you go. Present that player." Long says as the GM dings in again.
"Get out of my ring, or else."
"Wait wait, you not...you not threatening me are you dog? Get out of your ring or else. Alright, I'll tell you what...I'll show you or else." He says getting out of the ring and arguing with Cole and the dings keep going off.
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. The Smackdown general manager has an announcement to make. Right now the Raw general manager, is going to be disconnected." Long say closing the laptop.
"Well that's one way of shutting the GM up." I say.
"He'll find a way of talking if he wants to." Aly says shrugging.
"And now, allow me to introduce to you the winning team at Bragging Rights. But first let me introduce to you the team captain...the Big Show!"
Big show walks out, then followed by every member of the Smackdown team.
"Aw hell, we got Crazy Eyes back on the show. What are they doing here?"
"I don't know but come on." Mike says as he tosses me and Aly Team Raw shirts to put on over our outfits.
We all go wait by the ramp for the right spot to interrupt. Aly has the Team Raw shirt laying over her shoulder, having waited to put it on til' now instead of covering up her 'I love my boyfriend' shirt.
"Alright let's give it up for Team Smackdown!"
Miz's music hits and we walk out and Alex is busting up laughing at who we see before us.
"Really. Really? This is the team that's going to take over Monday Night Raw? Really? It looks like smurf villiage grew up next to a nuclear powerplant! We got fat smurf, Rico Suave smurf, lispy smurf, homeless smurf and well smurfette. Oh wait, that's Edge." Miz goes onto say.
Aly snickers and we see Edge agree.
"Oh god, he agrees! Hahahaha!" I bust up laughing, and we're leaning on eachother, cracking up.
"Don't you guys realize that I was the sole Raw superstar to win at Bragging Rights last year? I am Raw's team captain! I will be the man that will lead team Raw over team
Smackdown! That trophy and all the bragging rights that accompany it, will be coming over to the 'A' show! Now as Raw's team captain, please allow me to introduce my team!"
First to come out was CM Punk.
"CM Punk!"
"John Morrison!"
When John comes out, Aly scooches over to Mike and eyes John warily.
"Santino Marella!"
"And the newest member of team Raw, my personal pick...Ezekiel Jackson!"
"And finally, the celtic warrior, Sheamus!"
"Now, get out of our ring. Or we'll make you get out."
Miz looks to the left then to the right, as team Smackdown doesn't move. Then he looks at us.
"Stay right here." He says then they all walk down to the ring.
"Ohhh, this isn't going to be good." Aly sighs.
"Well they shouldn't even be here."
"I know that but still."
Then they rush into the ring and go after them. Miz crawls out soon after and tries to get everyone to regroup.
"Save it for Sunday, save it for Sunday."
"Hey Miz... Miz! Captain Miz. Look don't go back there and start a bunch of ruckus. I got it, this is Raw. This is your ring. Smackdown will get out of this ring, willingly...on one condition. You face me tonight, one on one in a captain vs captain match."
"Aw hell." I say.
"Told you it wasn't going to be good."
Miz gets talked to by Punk and then gets pushed forward and Big Show does chicken noises.
"Aw hell, he is not calling him a chicken." I say referring to the chicken noises and Aly scowls.
"He's not a chicken you're a turkey!" CM Punk yells, and we look at each other and crack up.
Big Show's music plays and they walk backwards up the ramp.
"Haha nice one with the turkey comment Punk." Aly says.
"Thanks." He grins.
"High five!" Aly says and he high fives her.
"I can take this off now." I say as we walk backstage, taking off the team raw shirt.
Aly agrees and pulls off the shirt, fixing her regular shirt and laying the Raw one over her shoulder.
"You know that doesn't even look like a shirt." Miz says referring to the purple one I'm wearing.
"I didn't ask for your opinion." I retort, sticking my tongue out.
"It's a shirt believe me." I add, Alex and Aly are trying to stiffle their laughter.
"But thanks...dad." I joke.
Aly is practically cracking up at this point, especially since I made that comment. Alex and her exchange glances and just bust up laughing.
"So it may be a bit revealing, but name a diva around here who doesn't wear something like this." I say, but he's silent.
"That's what I thought."
"Ohhhhh denied." Aly snickers.
We make it back to the room, and wait to see what's coming up next. Again they play what happened last week between Wade and John at the end of Raw.
"Jeez, how many times are they going to show this?" I ask.
"Who knows." Aly responds.
We come back from the break and see Rhodes and McIntyre in the ring.
"Oh gross." I say.
Then we see David Hart and Tyson Kidd walk out with Natalya.
"Oh they better beat them." Aly says as we watch on.
Tyson goes up against Cody first, but then goes right after Drew, then tries to go after Cody. But Cody takes advantage of the situation and then tags Drew in. It was back and forth tagging between Cody and Drew. At one point Drew had Tyson's leg and he was hopping to get the tag. He finally jumped and tagged in David and he was unleashing on Drew. He tricked Tyson into thinking that he was going in for the Hart Attack, but then tried to get McIntyre in the Sharpshooter. He and Tyson started arguing, and that's when Drew took advantage of the situation and did his finisher on him and pinned him for the win. We then hear Natalya arguing with Tyson and then David once he gets out of the ring.
Then the cameras go to John Cena in the locker room getting ready, and Randy walks up to him.
"John what do you say, we just lay all the cards on the table. I know that being a part of Nexus is eating you alive...I can tell. But I don't think that you would have a problem helping Barrett take the WWE Championship away from me. So, I'm here to tell you that if you get in my way...if you get in my way...I will have no problem whatsoever kicking you in the skull. Putting you out of your misery."
"You even try to post up and kick me with that leg, I'll break it off." He nods and walks away and we go to commercial.
"Haha nice one." Aly says.
We come back from the commercial and it shows R-Truth and his new song, with some of the lyrics on the screen. Aly and I say the sing along and move to the beat. Then after that, Goldust's theme plays and he walks out with his NXT rookie Aksana.
"Mr. Weirdo guy."
Then we see that his opponent is Zack Ryder.
"Shortbus!" Aly exclaims.
"I'm going for him on this one." I say.
Then Ted and Maryse walk out and stand at the top of the ramp to watch the match.
"Gross again." I say.
"Ew Frenchie." Aly says after.
Zack gets the upperhand for a while, but Goldust then gets the upperhand and wins within minutes. Ted runs down to the ring and hits Goldust from behind and then continues to beat up on him. Maryse runs down and tries to grab Ted's belt, but Aksana fights her for it and ends up taking it back. Maryse chases her around the ring and up the ramp, then backstage.
"Never thought I'd say this but, run Aksana run." Aly says.
Ted's distracted for a bit and Goldust is able to the Final Cut to him.
"You deserve it rich boy." I say smirking.
After that we go to another break where it's showing the Wrestlemania reading challenge. Mike and Alex left the room for a few to go do something. We come back from the break and the camera is in the ninny locker room.
"Ah John." Wade acknowledges him.
"Yeah, you wanted to see me?" John asks.
"Yes. These two kids Harris and McGillicutty. I want you to go out there tonight, and I want you to test them. I want you to give them everything you've got, I want to know how good they are. I want to see if they're good enough to join the Nexus."
"Ok, you...you just told me to go out and give these kids everything I've got. You just told me that, those were your orders."
"Those are my orders John."
"And if I don't follow those orders, I'm fired? I was expecting something a lot different, what's the catch?"
"Yeah what is the catch?" Aly asks.
"There is no catch John. Tonight you've got the opportunity to give the WWE Universe the John Cena they know and love. Now go get me a glass of water."
"Uh, excuse me?"
"I said go and get me a glass of water...now."
"Fine." John says looking at each one of the ninnies.
The camera then switches to our guest host playing Smackdown vs Raw 2011, where he's the Big Show and he knocks out Miz. We then see Miz come onto the screen and bend down to the kid's size. The kid turns around and stares straight in the eyes.
"You do realize that's not what's going to happen tonight don't you?" Miz asks.
"You bet your butt it is. Show is going to shut your big mouth once and for all. It's Smackdown all the way."
Miz gets angry and lifts the kid up.
"You listen here, twerp. You tell the giant ape, your knucklehead buddy, that I got a surprise for him. A really big surprise. Bigger than the Big Show surprise, you get it? Got it? Good. Take him Rile..." Miz says, then stops as he turns around and sees Big Show.
"Riley, is busy." Big Show says setting the kid down on the table.
"That's right! Get up out of here dog!" The kid says, along with some other things as Miz leaves.
"Why are you so angry?" Show asks the kid.
"Oh, I was trying to look tough. Now you got to knock that sucker out for me tonight."
"Okay."
"Alright."
The camera goes back to the Nexus locker room and John giving Wade a glass of water, like he ordered him to do.
"Now that wasn't so difficult now was it John?" He says taking a sip.
"And I want you to know, I'm really enjoyng this." Wade says then throwing the water in
John's face and they all laugh.
"Delicious, just delicious."
"That stupid monkey! Ohhhh I hate you." I say at the tv.
"Oooooohhh that bastard." Aly glares at him on the screen.
We go to commercial, then come back and John comes out for his match. He looks at the wet spot on his shirt and then runs down the ramp and into the ring. Randy comes out next, then was Husky and McGillicutty. Then when they get into the ring and the ninnies come out. I nudge Aly, signalling the perfect time to plant the bouncy balls in the Nexus locker room.
"We'll be right back, I want to go get a drink." Aly says and we walk out calmly.
Once we get far enough from the room, we have a hard time stifling our giggles as we retrieve the bouncy balls from their hiding spot and sneak over to the Nexus locker room. We hide their things in the cabinets and dump the bouncy balls in, hurriedly shutting the doors so they don't fall out.
"Haha this is going to be good."
"It's going to be so damn funny." She snickers evilly.
We look at the tv and see Nexus walking backstage after laying waste to Randy.
"Quick before they get back here, let's go see if Randy's okay." I say, Aly nods frowning.
We slip out of the Nexus locker room and hurriedly rush down to the ring and crawl in.
"Randy, are you okay?" Aly asks, he groans.
"I think so." He mumbles.
We help him up and then out of the ring, then help him walking up the ramp and backstage. We bring him to the trainer's office so he can get checked out and then we walk along and stand somewhere near the Nexus locker room to hear their reactions to the bouncy balls.
"Hey, where did our stuff go?" We hear Otunga ask.
"Check those cabinets and we'll look over here in these." We hear Wade say.
We cover our mouths to stifle our laughter and then we hear the avalanche of bouncy balls hitting the floor. There's a lot of yelling and cursing and the sounds of bodies hitting the floor.
"Okay go go!" Aly whispers while still laughing, pushing me down the hall.
"We don't want to confront them just yet."
We walk back into the room we all are in and that's when we bust up laughing. We slip down to the floor while leaning on each other, dying of laughter while the boys stare at us with confused looks.
"I hope the cameras got that, ahahaha!"
"I do too! Oh my god that was so priceless!"
"What was? What happened?" Mike asks.
"You tell it. I'll start laughing if I do." Aly says to me.
"Well, you see after seeing that whole fiasco with Wade and John and the water. We decided to put a prank in action that we had set for Nexus. While Nexus was out watching John's match, we left and slipped into their locker room and hid all their stuff in the cabinets. Then we dumped bouncy balls in them. So when they went to look for their stuff, an avalanche of bouncy balls came out at them."
The boys start laughing and shake their heads.
"Only you two." Alex laughs.
"It was funny as hell to hear, you could hear the avalanche of bouncy balls spilling out of the cabinets and onto the floor, lots of yelling and cursing and the sounds of bodies hitting the floor."
"Sounds hilarious." Mike snickers.
"Oh and speaking of pranks, I did pull one on rich boy earlier tonight before the show even started."
"I got McIntyre too." Aly laughs.
"Let's just say for Ted, he's going to need a new paint job on his little expensive car."
"Ouch." Alex winces, but he still chuckles.
"The secret...bologna."
"Bologna?" Mike and Alex ask incredulously.
"You just put it on a car and in 20 minutes the paint in that spot comes off."
"That's...interesting..." Mike says, pausing.
"What did you do?" He asks looking at Aly.
"Oh I just put some vaseline on the toilet seat, he's going to be having a hard time getting stuff off of him that sticks to him." She explains, the boys snicker.
"Nice one." Alex says.
We calm down finally and sit back on the couch and watching the rest of the show.
