AN: I really love how much you people seem to love this thing. So many reviews, every single update! That really makes me smile. It also makes me happy when people say that Gilbert's advice actually helped them with their problems.

So, I also really appreciate the little side notes some people make about loving my writing. That makes me laugh and smile and want to write more. Yes, that's the trick to getting faster updates… more reviews! (Not really… I update anyway!)

So yeah… review because it's awesome and Mattie hugs you for reviews!

You people are really needy aren't' you? That's awesome because it gives the awesome and powerful Prussia something to do during the day when his awesome lover is at work. (Just so you know… the only reason that I'm not a nation anymore is that I'm too strong for them)

Hey Gilbert! [and Gilbird and Mattie and Kuma-what's-his-face!]

So, I'm having issues with this guy, and I seek your awesome advice. You see, in my band [I'm the drummer] he plays bass [and sometimes guitar or piano; he's really talented!]. He's two and a half years older than me though, so I'm afraid he only thinks of me as "the little baby year 10 girl". [He's in year 11] But still..

Most of my band ignores me unless they need something [including him], so I don't want to suddenly start talking to him cause that'd be a little weird. Plus the only excuse I have to talk to him is "what song are we playing next" or that kind of shit.

Also, our guitarist seems to like me.. He's being all friendly and shit, and always tries to sit next to me. I don't like him back, and I'm also a little concerned that said bassist thinks "Oh, she likes him, and he likes her" and whatnot.

I'm sorry for taking up so much of your awesome time to read this D:

~Aka-chan

Aka-Chan,

Reading these does not take up too much of my awesome time. What's the point of being this awesome if you can't be recognized for it? Being awesome also gives you a slight obligation to help those that are less awesome then you are.

Well, guy problems seem to be a very prevalent issue for lots of people. (By the way, being in a band raises your awesome status to new heights!) Well, I rather hope this isn't one of those "Mein Gott, she's younger than me so I can't date her," people. They aren't all that bright and thus should not be able to date anyone ever.

So the idea for you would be to gradually start talking to this guy and get closer to him. That would probably be preferred to the method of suddenly talking to him out of the blue method. In this case at least. Try to talk to him and find out what you have in common. That guitarist… well you could just tell him outright that you're not interested.

~Gilbert

Dear, Amazing Awesome to the Max, Gilbert,

Do you have any advice for me to tell a friend to stop talking about her boyfriend? I don't mind that she's happy and she has a wonderful sex life, but it's all she ever talks about, and it annoys me to no end when we can't get off the topic.

hopefully you can help, and I have no doubt that you can't.

~ Nick.

Nick,

Yes, yet another who appreciates and respects the awesome! Apparently your friend is having a pretty awesome time right now. I know the feeling of having that awesome of a life and how awesome you feel during that relationship. It is not awesome, however, to go on and on about it to everyone with ears who will listen to you.

You could just tell said friend that you don't want to talk about her boyfriend all of the time. You could also try changing the topic and staying as far away from the subject of boys as you possibly can.

~Gilbert

Quick question, bastard.

I've got someone stalking me who's even worse than Turkey, and he's a lot stronger than me, too. He's also sexually harassing me. How can I get him to leave me alone without getting expelled/suspended for violence?

Yuri n' Chuka,

No respect for the awesome then? That could be problematic and is something you should check. And Mein Gott… I already have to deal with Romano and the fact that he submitted a letter for this so why the bastard comment? Ah… I bet you are just jealous of the awesome that you can't hope to live up to. I understand that.

Worse than Turkey… nearly unimaginable! I can't believe that someone could be that damn bad with anything. I hate that asshole. If he's a lot stronger than violence will not be the way to go. You could go to a principle or something of that sort if it stays bad.

~Gilbert

hi

i know you get this alot but plz bear with me

so there this guy hat i like and i know him for two years where friends not like BBF's and he's a little whats the word aloof i guess would it and i really would like to him but i feel like if i tell him that he whont talk to me like he does now and i really like him i dont whant things to change if he ends up hating me i still whant to talk to him and be is friend even if he doesnt like me that way.

so OH GREAT PRUSSIA! PLZ WHAT DO I DO?

:(

XXilikecatsXX,

Oh the infamous boy problems! I understand romance problems though so helping with them seems like an obligation that I have. (Me and Mattie are in heaven now but, we weren't always this happy together… in fact it was a long time in the making)

Friendship is always something that prevents things from going farther. It gives you fear of change and such things which are not awesome. It really depends on what you want to do. One route would be letting go of the fear and going for it. Tell him you like him and tell him that you still want to be friends if he doesn't like you back. Another route is the ignore it and hope it goes away one. I'm really a fan of the awesome direct route though.

And I am great aren't I?

~Gilbert

Dear awesome amazing Gilbert,

This year in school is very important to all of us. I am taking this very seriously and doing my work, but my friends seem to not care and they just slack off and lase about. how can i convince them that they should be taking their work seriously too?

sincerely prittymiddy

P.S. you are AWESOME! I practically cried when i found out you weren't a nation anymore :'(

Prittymiddy,

Yes, school can be very important even if it is the least awesome thing that you could be doing with your time. That's not to say not to be serious, that's to say that nations have very little use for schools. They are important in many ways though.

Well, it sounds like they are just plain lazy and unawesome. A good thing to do would be knock some sense into them violently and you could borrow Mattie with a hockey stick for that. But, if violence is not the way you want to go, you could try talking to them and telling them about all the negative things that could happen because of this. That and another way would be to let them slack off and have them deal with the repercussions. I know that may not sound like the best of ideas but, if the others don't work you may have to just let them make their mistakes and problems.

And thank you for that. I know many people were very sad and brokenhearted to discover that my awesome was no longer a nation.

~Gilbert

Dear Prussia,

Kaīls!(i hope i said that right... if it's wrong sorry every time i try to look for hi in Prussian my computer will ask me if i mean hi in Russian so sorry ^^') Any way, I'm from the Philippines and I really want to see my nation-tan in hetalia so can you please give me advice on how to get my nation there that doesn't involve death threats and violence because those are bad and dangerous. If she (I'm using she because I want my nation to be a girl and seriously, hetalia needs more girls) would be a good friend to you because she is awesome but not as awesome as you of course, you get what i mean right? Well anyway thanks and sorry for making you waste time with this weird letter. ^_^ -solitarycloud 3

PS I am in awe with your awesomeness and please give mattie and gilbird a hug from me. thanks ^_^

Solitarycloud3,

Mein Gott, I'm tired of these computers mistaking me for that creepy unawesome weirdo that is Russia! It's not cool Google, not cool at all. Yes, it was correct though.

Another female nation is always a good idea in Hetalia. We really don't have many girls. That normally doesn't bother though because well, I have Mattie and thus don't need females. I'm not even sure if we can consider Elizabeta a girl… that frying pan says otherwise. Anyway, death threats and violence are normally the most fun ways to do it but, there are alternatives.

The nation could do something awesome. Or decide to ask Alfred or one of those other big nations for admittance. If she is awesome than of course she could be a good friend of mine! No one can be as awesome as I am because well, that's nearly impossible.

Yes, many people are in awe of my awesome. Mattie and Gilbird will get hugs from you!

~Gilbert

Hello again, Signor Prussia. Grazie per il tuo aiuto! That is, thank you for your help! I'm now plotting how to get New England away from Alfred and into my own country. Consider it revenge for being such a pighead about yours and Mattie's relationship.

We don't know where that idiot friend of mine is specifically, but he's been contacting us through MySpace, so we know he's relatively alright. Hate to ask again regarding him, but after all this crap he's given us (me, my friends, and his siblings), it's extremely tempting to just throw my hands in the air and throw in the towel, so to speak. Should I, or just stick to my guns?

In regards to the reason why no one has asked for you to sex up Mattie for you, it's because we don't want to get you mad for wanting to be with Mattie. You can totally sex him up, so long as we get pictures though! -giggle-

Also, do you have any favorite TV shows, anime/manga, or books and if so what are they?

Give everyone hugs, and tell Feli that he seriously needs to invade Ludwig's vital regions. Hasta la pasta!

~Ayla Pazza

Ayla Pazza,

Italian huh? Don't know much of that language… I live with Mattie and he speaks French pretty often though (not that I understand most of that either). I'm glad that my awesome could be of assistance.

You really should take New England away from that arrogant, annoying, awesome-hating, shithead. He deserves to have it removed from his unawesome hands because he's not awesome! I don't care if he's my lovers brother… he's still not awesome because he hates The Awesome!

Um, about that friend… at least he's not like dead or anything. The fact that he's actually contacting you and within range of a computer is always a good sign. After all the crap you've gone through with him, I believe that you should stick to your guns. If you go through all of that, I really don't think it would be awesome to give up now.

Mattie is so awesome that everyone wants him but, I'm the only one who gets him. So wanting would not get you killed but, trying to go farther and mentioning it to me or him repeatedly would result in murder. It's not a problem to mention "have sex with Mattie for me" once though. Pictures could be arranged…

Favorites… that's a tough one. I don't know if I have any favorites per say. The anime/manga, Berserk, really kicks ass though. If you haven't read or saw it you should. Other than that, I watch whatever happens to be on. I enjoy a lot of it except for *glances around to make sure Mattie's not around* hockey. I'm not a big fan myself. Although, I think it's hot as hell to watch my shy little Canadian become a damn monster on the hockey rink. (Don't tell him that I only watch it to watch his reactions though or I will kill you for it!)

~Gilbert

Dear Majestic Sir Awesome of All Awesomeness That is Awesome,

Your awesomeness surpasses that of any other person or nation known to man (and possibly aliens...) And, because of your awesomeness and awesome way of helping those awesome people who need awesome advice, (You're just awesome like that, aren't cha?) I've decided to ask my question:)

There's a kid in my school that's just a big shit-head! I can't go a day without him trying to feel me up and junk. He is such an UNawesome creeper! And his friend likes to try too. How can i make them leave me alone and NOT get in trouble at school? Yes, violence has been used. No, it did not work. And it's getting damn annoying!

Help, says your also awesome, though less awesome than you, loyal phan.

(Give Mattie a spanking for me, he's been so naughty lately;D)

PurplePURPLE,

The all caps in part of that makes me smile because caps can be very awesome. I am the most awesome thing in the universe and that is undisputed. And helping people is something the awesome should do for the less awesome.

If violence can't be used then things are definitely bad. Violence is normally a pretty good way to fix thing. Although, this is from the experience of a nation, not a regular human being. So the good way to go might be telling a teacher or principal or someone of that persuasion. I do not condone being an unawesome snitch but, in these types of things it is the right way to go and will make things better (depending on how good or bad of a school it is).

The spanking has already been done and he really did deserve that.

~Gilbert

Dear Prussia,

God. I just really want to write to you even though I only have like 1/4 of a social life.

And I really hate admitting that... Anyways!

So I'm from the Iglesia Ni Cristo, and so I'm not allowed to date guys from my school.

However, there is this guy that I like that's not from my church. Did I mention he's like one of my best guy friends?

So a few minutes ago, he asked me out through MSN. I told him that I would think about it. Then he goes all like 'I'll wait forever to be with you' (Which is just like the sweetest thing ever!) And I'll try to stall as much time until you answer~

What do I do? And umm... Please don't tell me to screw my religion... Because that sounds a little odd... And because it's just a little bit offensive... But yeah...

Love the awesome you!

Bun Kirkland ^-^

Bun Kirkland,

Any relation to the Arthur Kirkland that I know? He can be cool at times but, Gott is he annoying as hell most of the time. Particularly when it comes to me and Matt. Although, he is better about that now and thus not as bad as he used to be. Don't worry about the lack of a social life. I know someone just as bad. *cough* FrenchFry *cough* so it's not a problem.

Well, religion is important to many people. What you have to do is, decide what is important to you. Do you really want to be with this guy? Is your religion more important than dating this guy who will apparently do anything for you? I'm not going to tell you to screw your religion because that's what you believe so it's not my place anyway. Basically, I would go for it if I were you. I wouldn't go completely against my religion but, for this thing I would just go with what would make me happy. The guy sounds like he really cares though.

I hope that was helpful

~Gilbert

Potato Bastard,

I hate you and hate asking you for fucking advice because you are not as fucking awesome as you think you are and should just get the fuck over yourself. I do need advice though and so I had to come to the fucking stupid German bastard for it.

So I have this… problem with this… guy. My "friend" really loves me or so he says. I don't think he could mean that because I'm an asshole who always tells him how I hate him and such so it's got to be a lie. Although, the look in his eyes when he says that…

Shut up damn bastard! Don't fucking comment on that ever!

Anyway, I might also be falling in… yeah… with that friend. You see, we've fucked a few times and it was fucking awesome. I loved it but, I don't know. When my friend is having a rough time I need to help him and when I have a rough time I just want to be near the bastard. God, I hate him so fucking much!

So what do you fucking think I should do? (Not that I will take anything you say seriously)

~Romano

P.S. tell your brother to leave Feli alone!

Romano,

Stop calling me potato bastard you fucking idiot. I am awesome and more awesome than you can ever imagine so stop saying otherwise. Really, stop insulting those more awesome than you because it's retarded.

So, you are in love with Antonio and don't want to admit it? That seems to be the problem I see there "Lovi." Just tell him already. He is in love with you and everyone knows it. I'm friends with him and hate you so you know it has to be true. He talks about you constantly and it's annoying as hell and I know you do the same and don't even bother saying you don't.

Just come clean and tell him already Romano.

Oh and I will tell West nothing for you!

~Gilbert

Next time there will be a letter from… well who would have guessed…

Matthew Williams…. Wonder what he has to ask me…

~TheAwesomeGil

AN: I'm pretty sure I got all of you but, if I missed yours feel free to harass me.

You should read my other stuff because that would be awesome of you!

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