AN: I must thank all of you reviewers and advice seekers right now. This fic has reached 50 reviews at chapter four. That is really impressive and makes me so happy that it's ridiculous! You people are the best readers that I could possibly hope for!

And that means that you guys get another chapter with even more advice! I love that you guys want to get advice from Gilly… it makes me smile.

So please continue to review because reviews rock! And Mattie hugs reviewers!

Oh and the curse that is school has returned so updates may be a tad bit slow… sorry!

Gilbert here yet again to answer your questions and give you the most awesome advice that you could ever imagine getting ever. I don't think that I'm letting Romano right to me again. He's just a little prick isn't he? How dare he write to me and insult me at the same time… well here's some more stuff.

Dear The Awesome King of all that is Awesomeness,

Seriously, You. Are. Awesome. As is your flag. Heck, I have the Prussian flag as my wallpaper on my laptop! I swear, I'm not a creeper, I'm just a fan(girl). Ah, if only America's flag was that awesome...

So, honestly, I have nothing to ask...sad, I know. But I have to say...I've read your advice, and you are a really good advice giver. And because of that, and just because I can, I send to you 6 cases of beer, 4 gallons of maple syrup and a cute panda plush, because I know you like cute things, even though it is no where near as cute as Mattie. Give him a hug from me!

The no-where-near-as-awesome,

Tea-PartyCrasher.

Tea-PartyCrasher,

I am aware of my awesome and the flags awesome. We are so awesome that no one on this entire planet can ever possibly imagine the kind of awesome that emanates from us! That is one awesome wallpaper you have! America cannot hope to be anywhere near me because I win… always. He isn't as cool as he thinks he is!

I'm glad that you appreciate the advice of awesome that I give! Beer, maple, and cute panda are accepted. Cute things are awesome. Mattie will get a hug from you!

~Gilbert

Hey, Gilbo - 'sup?

Me again, coming to you from -cough- central Canada -snickers- for even more RELATIONSHIP ADVICE! YAAAY - what? No enthusiasm? Jeez.

Anyway, there's this girl in my art class that I really like. She's - well, she's pretty amazing, but doesn't seem to realize that about herself. I need a way to subtly boost her self esteem without giving off a creepy "hey-I'm-totally-into-you" vibe to her or anyone else. I don't know her too well, though, nor have I much confidence in myself to step up and say something when she's feeling down.

HALP ME, O AWESOME ONE. And ey, give Gilbird a kiss for me, would you?

Lots of love,

Lilanac

Lilanac,

Inside of Canada huh? I'm the only one awesome enough to say that almost every night. Although, he's off visiting his brother right now so I'm even more bored and lonely than usual and I want my Birdie! Not desperately of course. Just in an awesome way! I don't mind giving relationship advice so some enthusiasm.

Well, low self esteem can be a problem for you and her especially if you like her. I hate when people who have no reason to feel bad about themselves do. One thing you could do is get to know her a bit better. You know, just talk to her and find out stuff and things like that. To help her, you could give little compliments to boost her a bit. You could subtlety let her know that you're willing to listen if she needs to talk. I personally think that little compliments here and there while getting to know her better might just be the best way.

~Gilbert

Dear the Great and Awesome, Apparently All-Knowing Prussia,

Once again, uh...-looks up German translations-oh! Vielen dank! I feel better about my whole situation. I also am currently working on creating a spy network to create a coup d'etat so that I can take out all 7 states at once. I have a few people already who aren't happy with the current government, or the people in power. Do I have yours and Canada's support when I take the states?

I have a question that's not romance related, surprise! What should I go into for my college major? I enjoy history, criminal profiling, math, and art.

I also keep reviewing for Mattie's hugs. After going to Toronto for four days during a band trip, becoming Canadian is extremely tempting! That reminds me, since Frederick the Great played flute, do you play it too? I'd be so happy since I do too! I really want to go to the Library of Congress to see his flutes. I'll give Al that, his Library is awesome.

Hugs for Gilbird and that crazy forgetful bear!

~Ayla Pazza

Ayla Pazza,

I really am all-knowing aren't I? German translations can be so very fun aren't they? Bitte Schön! I'm glad you feel better about the situation because that means my awesome advice is working to some extent. That, once again, proves my awesome. Although, it doesn't really need to be proven time and time again.

Taking them out at once is a good idea. That gives Alfred no warning before it all happens. Me and Mattie support you one hundred percent on getting revenge on Alfred. Although, Mattie is there visiting him now… I want my Canadian back. He should be back tomorrow though so whatever. But, we are on your side on this one. Ask for help and you shall receive awesome.

History. History is awesome because it involves me. Either that or art because art is really awesome as well. (History of art?)

Reviewing for Mattie hugs is never a bad thing! And yes… I do play the flute and I'm damn proud of it!

That bear is nuts but, will get hugs!

~Gilbert

dear awesome awesome incredibly unimaginably awesomely awesome awesomest awesome person on the planet,

Me and my friends tried out for the school play, and

I am scared that if one of us gets in and the rest don't, or all of us get in and one doesn't, mass hysteria will ensue! If this happens, HOW DO I MAKE SURE SOMEONE DOESN'T END UP GETTING MURDERED?

p.s. thank you for wasting your time on my silly little question! :)

PrittyMiddy,

I am awesome enough for all of those awesomes! I'm glad you all recognize that (once again Romano is not writing to me again!). Well, you could always have everyone discuss the fact that no one will murder anyone else because of a part in a school play. That normally gets you somewhere. Also, hope your friends are awesome enough that they are not murderers. Also, if things get bad, stay out of the line of fire!

~Gilbert

*opens mouth then closes it* Hn... Fine. I'll do that when we get back from break, so... Thanks for the advice, I guess.

But, um... H-how do you go about c-c-confessing to someone that you don't necessarily hate them, but r-rather the, um, opposite...? I just want your opinion is all! It's not like I can ask my friends this without them gushing about how "Cute" I am. Ugh... A-anyway, if you can help me, I will admit that you are awesome. Just this once, though. Tell Mattie that Al and Artie are apparently shacking it up at my sis's place, according to her. (She didn't know what that meant, but don't tell Matthew that. It'll be funny to see his reaction, so please get it on tape for me XD)

Yuri n' Chuka,

Good, do that and it will probably get some response. You're welcome! My awesomeness is quite helpful and we all love it because you people like it and you all know it.

That question really makes you sound like Romano you know. He does the same awkward stutter thing whenever someone brings up Antonio. Well, you could just tell the straight out because that kind of thing is awesome. You could also go the "I really don't want to do this so I'm gonna ramble and hope you get my point" route. You also have the option of being nice to them so they know that you don't hate them. I really think that just coming clean is the best.

That gives me very bad images… I will be sure to tell Mattie when he comes back from America though. I won't tell him and I'll be sure to get it on camera because it should be fucking awesome!

~Gilbert

Dear Lord Awesome the Awesome Awesomeness,

Mein Gott, life's being a fucking bitch to me right now. First off, my report card came in yesterday. According to my mom, I'm doing fine (And for World History, awesome! But not as awesome as you, of course!) in every class except Algebra. It seems as if I got a 58! That sucks! I know I hate math and I slack off in the class, but that's just so unawesome!

Next, my closest friend got into a fight with her girlfriend. She's better now, but I'm still feeling vengeful! I want to say something, but I fail at talking.

Finally, my mom wants me to change and be more social, but I like the way I am right now! Like I said before, I'm no good with words. Then there's the fact nearly every single student in the school I go to is either a jock, a prep, a jerk, too noisy, or some combination of the above!

Thank you for taking your awesome time to answer my questions. Also, let Mattie know he's not the only one who's invisible to people! I tend to be ignored when I want to be noticed a lot.

-Otaku

Otaku,

It sounds like a mein gott was needed there because that combination of things really sucks. You can't possibly be as awesome in me. Particularly when it comes to world history because I lived that shit so I definitely knew it! That sucks about algebra though. I hate math as well so I understand. You could try to slack off less and hope it improves though.

Tell the bitch off, that's probably the best advice in this case because vengefulness must be fulfilled!

Don't change. Just don't listen to her on this one. Don't befriend random hated people because your mom wants you to be more social.

Mattie isn't feeling quite as invisible anymore. I guess it's because he has his awesome and sexy lover to remember him. Although, other nations still forget about him all the time.

~Gilbert

Dear Prussia lord of the awesomeness and such

I really need your advice!

One of my bestfriends is cheating on her boyfriend, with my ex-boyfriend and he is cheating on his girlfriend, who is kinda my friend. I really have lost all respect for my bestfriend... I was once cheated on so I know how it feels. I don't exactly know if i can be friends with someone who cheats on another person. So my question is should I keep being bestfriends with a cheater?

also say hi to Matthew for me! Also I will never froget either of you guys!

-tomuchmayo

Tomuchmayo,

I am here to help. That's one twisted love… quadrilateral… I think…

I really don't think you should continue being best friends with a cheater. You could try to talk to said friend first but, if it really bothers you, you should just say goodbye to that person. People who cheat are completely unawesome.

I will say hi to Mattie for you! Glad to be remembered!

~Gilbert

Blessed Holy Awesomeness,

Actually I have a few questions first:

1. What should I do to get a son of yours? (If you say that I can't... you'd like to take into consideration that I always can drug you and make my move, be wise :D)

2. what happened with Austria? Does Mattie know about you and Austria?

3. Can I pet Gilbird? Can I? Can I?

Then, my situation:

I was working in a plan for world domination, but something came wrong and I ended keeping for myself a lot of beer... I already tried to get drunk whoever I see, in order to avoid the tax authorities, before they notice the amount of alcohol in my garage (you're always free to come and drink for free -wink, wink-, but Actually that's not my real problem, It's just that, somehow, I ended up kidnapping certain German and now he refuses to leave my house -wink, wink- How should I manage to get rid of him? can YOU come to MY house to pick him? Can you? Can you?

Did I mention that I want a son of yours?

Kisses

Ducere Isoru,

1) Well let's not drug me and make any moves here because that is really bad for everyone involved. Ummmm… you would have to ask Mattie's permission and then maybe cosplay as Mattie and have lots of maple syrup and why the hell am I telling you that.

2) Bad things happened with Austria. No, it really just wasn't working out for either of us and I'm not even sure why it started to begin with. We never really liked one another too much. Yes, Mattie does know about Austria. He doesn't really mind. He knows that I only have eyes for my little Canadian because well I love him more than I ever loved anyone before in my life.

3) Yes

As for your problem… by certain German are you possibly referring to West? I have the feeling that you are. In that case, I probably should go and pick him up because Mein Gott… I can't even imagine the kind of trouble he could get into.

Yes, yes you did.

~Gilbert

Dear Delicious Man of all Sexy Awesomeness,

Your advice totally worked, just like I knew it would. Well, it's working now, but I can see her jerkishness coming back. But that's actually not my problem right now.

My wonderful new problem is that I need you to tell me how to be more confident and generally more awesome so I can get a job (and maybe a super sexy boyfriend *coughthatlookslikeyoucough*). Cause, yeah, everywhere I've gone is apparently threatened by my awesomeness that I borrow from Mattie's spirit since I don't think I'm ready to try for your level of awesome yet. Actually, I'll never be able to handle your level of awesome...maybe...

Anyways! Please thank Mattie for his awesome spirit for me by having yummy sex with him! Pictures (or a video) would be lovely! Oh! And get Naked next time you go to the store at Alfred's place! And no, I won't tell you what Naked is if you don't know because it's more fun for me if you don't know.

I love you and am working very hard on getting Prussia some land. Only Russia's offered so far though...

~Pomodoro

Pomodoro,

I'm glad it worked for you!

One way to be more confident is just recognizing that you are the most awesome thing in the room (although that only applies when you aren't in the same room as I am. And a boyfriend that looks as awesome as me should be hard to find). You need to recognize your awesome and the fact that you are the best person for the job. A good way to get a job is to slightly suck up to the boss although I don't think that's a good idea because it reduces your awesome.

You can't handle my level and might not ever be able to but, Mattie's is fucking awesome. I'm not sure if I can get pictures or video but, I can try. I do know what naked is (technically I'm nearly related to Alfred so I often get the "pleasure" of talking to him). And no I am not going to go in there naked.

Of course Russia offered!

~Gilbert

Hello to the awesomemeister of awesomely being awesome!

I'm pretty sure my sister hates me. And not the normal sisterly-hate, this is full-on 'I want to smash your face in with a hockey stick' hate(which would be very disrespectful to Mattie's hockey stick!). She spreads rumors about me at school and steals my things. I am also verbally abused becuase of my sexuality, hobbies, friends, way of dressing, etc., on a daily basis. It's gotten to the point where I'm reluctant to go home because she's there. I don't think telling her to screw off (like I think you might advise) will work, because every time I try to get back at her, she just gets worse. What do I do, oh awesomemeister of being awesome?

Love, CherryGirl

P.S, tell Mattie I said hello, and give him a hug for me!

CherryGirl,

Aww… I like telling annoying siblings to screw off… as west could tell you. That is really a problem when getting back at someone doesn't work because that is one of the ways to get someone to leave you alone. Well, you could always tell your parents. If they're awesome then they may be able to do something. If that doesn't work than ignoring her might work because those kinds of people hate being ignored.

Mattie will get hugs from you!

~Gilbert

Dear The Epitome of Awesomeness aka Gilbert,

I have a HUGE dilemma! You see, I'm tired of living in America. So, around next year when my girlfriend moves in, we plan on moving to Canada. But I'm not sure which part of Canada to move to! I'm sure it's beautiful everywhere, but is there any one part that's more worth living in than the others? I'm sure that if you don't know, Mattie might. ^_^

- The awesome, yet not as awesome as you, EndangeredAccord.

EngangeredAccord,

Canada is definitely the place to go. I would say to move to New Prussia because it's awesome and has my name in it but, that's just my opinion. Vancouver and Toronto are pretty fucking awesome!

~Gilbert

Dear awesome Gilbo,

Hey Gilbert! Well I took your advice and went for the guy (and didn't tell my parents about it... Now that I think about it it's incredibly corny)... However, when I was going up to talk to him, he was talking with my best friend. I'm not really the jealous type and I trust my best friend but i'm also the nosy type so I listened in to their conversation. This is all I hear: "You have the cutest smile and the sexiest nose."

Well my first thought was to get better pick up lines... Then I walked away with one of those blank expressions that Matthew would have probably gaven you when he was just liking you from a distance and you we're talking to some girl and stuff...

And after school, his best friend comes up to me and tells me that my soon-to-be-used-to-be 'boyfriend' is going out with my best friend.

Oh! And by the way, I didn't tell my best friend that me and him we're starting to go out...

So, I am planning on dumping him. How should I do it? (God this sounds so much like a romantic comedy. Except I read fanfiction to make me feel better instead of crying and burying myself in chocolates and movies...)

Bun Kirkland ^-^

P.S I'm not related to Arthur Kirkland... More like married! Pffft- I know you're giving me a look. But I'm just another one of those insane fangirls that pretend to be married to anime characters. In this case: Arthur~

P.P.S So... How was sex with Matthew? :)

Bun Kirkland,

Corny=yes… the whole situation really does have a romantic comedy vibe (Alfred made me watch a few of them and I'm still scarred!) anyway, that guy really sucks. The worst part of this isn't that he's cheating but, he's cheating with your best friend! That's just plain terrible. Breaking up with him would be a great idea. Just go up to him and say "You're also dating my best friend and that's unawesome so it's over!" that might get you somewhere. It's usually better to be upfront about these things. Fanfiction is a better way to feel better than crying and chocolate.

…I'm not judging about the strangeness of that but, of all people you could possibly choose it was Arthur? Insane fan girls are cool and all but, I have no idea why he has fan girls to begin with. Well at least it's better than Alfred.

It was awesome thank you!

~Gilbert

Awesome Prussia, please help with my unawesome situation:(

I've been looking for help on this and i hope you have the help i need...

I have three friends, okay? Only one doesn't like the other two and the other two are sisters and not too big on my other one. And their personalties clash horribly! One is Englands personality, and the other two are more Canada and...well, she asks alot like you...And i can't, for the LIFE of me, figure out how to get them all to hang out, us four, and be HAPPY! I've known the england one since 4th grade and the Canada and You ones since 9th grade and i think she's getting possessive when i hang out with the other two...i love them ALL dearly and don't wanna drop any for the other...how can i get them to chill and all be happy together (For me!) I'm starting to lose hope...

(and i go to school with the England and other activities with Canada and You. So i see England more but sorta hang out on the weekends more with the other two, so i see them about equally)

Please help with your awesome advice

Ohne Dich

Ohne Dich,

Those are some hard personalities to have in the same room without carnage insuring. You should be able to get England and Canada together on occasion but Prussia could be slightly more difficult. That is, if I go on personality alone. One thing to do is ask them to try to tolerate each other for your sake because you really want to be friends with all of them. You could find some time to sit down with the three of them and talk it out and hope that they can get to know one another. You could also find something that they all like to do and work it that way.

Hope that awesome helped.

~Gilbert

dear awesome gilbert, I'm in what you would call a situation. You see me and one of (or maybe used to 2 be) BFFs i think have started to grow apart. I have mixed feelings about this cause apart of me still likes and wants to be friends with her but another part of me wants to just let her go cause she can be soo annoyingly unawesome at times. ( cause she gets upset or pissed at the sillest things, drama queen..) so should i let her go or should i still try to reconcile with her? Also shes hanging out with my other friends secretly which bugs me considering how small my social life is.. It'd suck if it got any smaller, ya know? Not sure what to do their.. P.s. Doesn't the leaf on mattie's flag look like a pot leaf? Lol ik its not but it'd be awesomely funny if it was. Also tell the author that in her story i wish you knew alfred is making me sad by making poor iggy sad and i can't wait for the update!

Destiny Shadow,

Well if you really don't want to grow apart it may be worthwhile to try and talk it all over with her because if she's that important it's worth the time. If the drama queen really makes you mad then you may want to end it. It's gonna hurt and suck and be unawesome to do that but, it may make things better for you in the long run. With your other friends, if they're really awesome then your social life shouldn't get any smaller.

It does…. Should mention that to Mattie!

FrenchFry thanks you for that awesome comment and will be sure to update soon because she hates the curse that is school making her update late. (Her social life is just as pathetic as your thus you have fanfic from her!) She is pretty awesome though… not as awesome as me of course!

~Gilbert

Gilbert,

Ok well I'm visiting my brother in America right now but, I really want to be at home with my amazing lover. I really should have said "awesome" lover but, whatever. It's not that I hate my brother; it's just that I miss my Prussian whenever I'm here and that is no good.

The problem that I have is all about my awesome lover though. You see, we've been fighting quite a bit over the past few weeks and I hate it. After the fights, all is perfect but during, well things are said that aren't true and shouldn't have even been thought up. I love him to death and miss him right now and I want to figure out how to make the fighting between us stop. Part of it comes from the fact that he never says a word when he has one of his rare bad days. We fight over plenty of those. I just want to stop it.

Another one is the fact that we have been dating for a few years now and I may be considering taking it further. Yes, he is already living at my house (and never leaves) and we are very close (regardless of the fighting) but, I've been thinking that we may eventually want to go a bit further (Marriage maybe?) I'm not saying now or even anytime soon but, I'm not even sure if he would be willing to do that. If not, I don't care. I love him too much to end it ever so it's just a thought.

Once again, I really miss my Gilly and I hope that he misses me too. I promise that I'll be home soon though. I hope "The Awesome" can give his advice… I really love that obnoxious Prussian so much. I think he loves me just as much.

I love you

To the moon and back

Forever and ever

Pinky promise

~Matthew Williams

P.S. Please don't let Kuma do anything that he's not supposed to.

Birdie,

It is very unfortunate that you're visiting that fucking hero and not here with the awesome because I miss you more than you can fucking imagine. I know that you don't hate him but, you really need to come home and stop missing the awesome Prussia.

The fighting really does suck birdie and I'm sorry that some of it is definitely my fault. I promise to talk to you when I have one of those bad days because I love you enough to do that kind of stuff. I promise to talk more often in general and make the unawesome fighting stop. Maybe we just needed the short time away from each other to make it stop? I really hope so because I hate fighting with my Birdie (You are the only person in the world to ever make me talk like this).

As for the other thing… I'm sure that your lover wouldn't mind thinking about going farther with it all. He loves you more than anything else in the world and if you wanted to he would probably marry you. It would take some thinking and consideration but, in the end, you're the only person awesome enough to get him. He doesn't mind the idea at all.

I miss my Birdie just as much as he misses me.

I love you

To the moon and back

Forever and ever

Pinky promise

~Gilbert

That was a lot of answering to be done! How would have guessed that Mattie would write in… that really gives me a lot to think about and if anyone wants to chime in feel free.

Next time we will hear from…. Francis…. This could go badly.

~TheAwesomeGil

AN: End of another one. That really was a long one to type up because so many people asked stuff! That makes me happy and I wouldn't mind doing another long one like this! I love it. School will not get in my too badly (I hope).

Do any of you know which one of my past stories the "I love you" thing came from? If so put it after your question and you get a cookie! (And you can ask for a fic if you want to!)

Also, Christmas time is coming and I'm starting to write Christmas one-shots. I'm starting to take requests for that so be sure to let me know!