AN: It's been a while since my last update… I'm sorry bout that folks. School decided to become important so my time has been slightly limited. I promise that I will be updating a lot over Christmas break. That would be starting in a week. At that point, I'll have plenty of time to update and make you all very happy readers.

I love how good of a response this gets every chapter! I guess people like to get advice from someone as awesome as Gil! You guys are awesome for reviewing.

TeaPartyCrasher: I'll be sure to get on that request very soon.

Please review because reviews are awesome.

Gilbert is here, again. I'm sure you all knew that much already. It is kinda fucking obvious. I hope I get some ideas on what to do about Mattie… I'm not the best at that kind of thing. I am awesome though and I'm here to give even more advice to those less awesome than I.

Dear Prussia/Signor Awesome (am I allowed to call you Gilbert, or would you rather I call you Prussia or Mr. Beilschmidt?)

Thank you SO much for the hugs! I've gotten my homework out of the way, I only have two finals and one more test to take (man, college is time-consuming!), I've finally sorted my emotions out-figured I'd just stay best friends with that guy friend, don't want to wreck our friendship seeing as how my biggest fear is losing my friends since I've lost a lot of once-close friends-and I'm overall calmer. Again, thank you so much for the hugs!

Oddly enough I like the taste of whiskey and soda, and one time I had a couple of sips of coke and vodka. Not bad, but it burns. I think I'm more of a cocktail girl. How do you feel about Sam Adams beer?

I didn't think it was possible, but you have become even more awesome in my eyes. Jazz on the flute is indeed amazing, I played a jazz solo in the song Spain in a music festival/competition-in Toronto no less! =D I got an awesome compliment from the judges. By the way, tell Canada/Mr. Williams/Mattie (which would he prefer to be called by?) that Toronto was amazingly clean, and I was shocked to find that that was the closest to an American city that he had. Seriously, can I just move there!

Also, does he mind if I cosplay for an anime convention as fem!Canada? I'm really hoping to find a Prussia counterpart ;)

Which nations would you say are still single? I'll take any male nations, since I'm straight. Nothing against homosexuality of course, I totally support gay rights! When is America going to legalize it?

By the way, I totally think you should propose to Canada soon. Might I recommend doing it in a totally flashy and awesomely Prussian way? If you need any help, I am totally there for you!

...I feel like Poland now XD

Again, vielen dank/merci/grazie/gracias/thank you!

~Ayla

Ayla,

Just call me Gilbert. I feel too much like my little bruder when people call me Mr. Beilschmidt. It's too formal for the awesome.

I'm glad the hugs of awesome helped you out. Also, exams can be tiring and annoying but, at least you get them out of the way! That decision sounds like a good one if you feel comfortable with it. If it feels awesome for you, then it must be awesome (unless you're a loser like Alfred).

The burning is such a good sensation… just slides down your throat. Cocktail drinks are ok as well. Sam Adams is alright but, anything made in Germany is the best.

Mattie works for my little Canadian. He knows that city is awesome. You really should move there. It's a fun place. He also doesn't mind if you do the cosplay. It would be awesome if you found your Prussia!

Let's see… the relationship shit can get so complicated. I know that Ivan is still single. Netherlands is single. If you want a province then I know that a few of Mattie's boys are single. Yao is single. Vash is single. Then you have Tino and Heracles… that's all I can think of.

You sounded a bit like Poland there. Whatever I choose, it will definitely have that awesome Prussia style added to it.

~Gilbert

Dear awesome (lets just say times infinity and get on with it) Gilbert,

i have a very serious problem... i..i i cant think of something to ask you! :'( will you help?

p.s. I think you should propose to Mattie with a bouquet strategically arranged by a florist..(coughmecough) with maple leaves on it... sorry im not really sure about this "romance" thingy :/

Prittymiddy,

Infinity sounds about right.

Need advice on friends, relationships, anything really? Maybe you need advice on the best soda to exist? Maybe you just want hugs and that's why you keep reviewing? Ask about something awesome.

I like the idea of incorporating flowers. That is definitely a good idea for part of my plan. The plan doesn't exist just yet but, I promise that it will be elaborate. I could use the help of an awesome florist in that case.

~Gilbert

Dear -insert cliche nickname abusing the word "awesome" here-

First of all, you are aware of Mattie's major fangirl followers right? good.

I have a problem. I randomly go into fits of psychotic hysterical nervous laughter and insane grins (it's probably due to my Russian heritage). Even though I happen to find my own creepiness amusing, the general public does not. What is your ever so awesome advice?

Also, I'm American, but I'm smart. Like, "OMG quadratic formula!" "Pi is my favouritest number ever!" smart. That probably wasn't the best description...

Anyway... Do you have any idea how America can be so dumb while a bunch of my friends and I are so smart? Seriously, sense is not being made.

Oh, does Israel make a game out of making Ludwig (and possible you) feel uncomfortable? Because I could so see Ludwig happening.

~~~~~~~~~~TheOriginalGloryGirl~~~~~~~~~~

TheOriginalGloryGirl,

I am aware of the following that Mattie has. I don't see too much of a problem because it's no threat to the awesome me.

That is one strange problem. It is probably because of you being Russian. I happen to know Ivan and quite frankly, he sometimes frightens even me. My advice would be to tone down the creepy around other people.

Not the best description but, the awesome understood. Alfred in particular is an idiot. I think it has to do with the majority of people. It might also have quite a bit to do with pop culture stuff as well.

He couldn't do that to me… too awesome for that. He does enjoy making bruder uncomfortable though.

~Gilbert

Hello Lord and Master Awesome Gilbert, The Awesomest in The Known and Unknown Universe,

I like to draw a lot of fan art and fan comics, but I have trouble keeping on task and finishing the comic with the same good quality it had when I started it. How do you keep on task when writing all this awesome advice?

Have sex with Mattie for me ;P I'm sure however you propose to him he'll say yes.

Johnathan C. Sparkle Berry

Johnathan C. Sparkle Berry,

Fan art and stuff like that is pretty awesome. It can get hard to keep it up after a while. A good thing to do is get awesome reviews and have people tell you what they think. That can really make you want to draw more and with the same quality. Basically, you have to enjoy the story of the comic enough that you want to keep writing. Also, it helps if you know the ending of the comic so that it can end at some point. That's not necessary though as FrenchFry often doesn't know the endings until way after she starts.

I will do just that. I really hope he does because if he doesn't… well I'll just keep trying anyway. Gilbert does NOT give up.

~Gilbert

... Can I help you kick Francis's ass? He creeps me the hell out, but I don't wanna approach him by myself. *shudders*

WE ARE NOT ALIKE, DAMMIT! We just... Share some of the same qualities is all... *headdesks* Shut-up, bastard. And the only reason admitted was because it worked, dammit!

A-anyway, as for your little "problem", what're the places that hold the most significance to you both? Like, where you first met, your first kiss, first date, those types of things. Then, find the BEST, most GORGEOUS place you can think of for him and you to be. Like... Niagra Falls would be amazing, since it means so much to Mattie, I'll bet. Or... A completely different place that neither of you have ever been to. Just, once you go to all the other places above, ask him if he remembers what happened there. Obviously, he won't. THAT'S when you drop to one knee, take out the ring, and say "You will." Pretty romantic, I guess. Let me know what you think. It's the least I can do for you helping me and all that shit. Anyway, one of my friends is too damn lazy to get her own fucking account, so, she'll be using mine to submit her question.

Hiya, Awesome Gilbert~!

You see, I'm kinda worried... My boyfriend and Yuri n' Chuka don't get along too well... He's never done anything to make her mad, but she still says mean things about him! It makes me really upset, but I know she's just trying to look out for me, in her own, weird, way. What should I do? I don't know how much longer I can deal with them always fighting... *sniffs* Thanks for your advice, Gibert~ I'm sure it'll be a big, big help for me~! Hope everything goes great for you and Matthew~! *giggles*

iSurrender

Yuri n' Chuka,

You are more than welcome to help kick Francis' ass. The more with me, the more he'll hurt. About you're idea… I like it. That's the kind of romantic thing that Mattie would just love. I should make that a part of my awesome plan of awesome. The plan is actually starting to exist.

iSurrender,

She is probably just looking out for you. She also seems to have a bit of an aggressive personality. You could talk to her about her fighting with your boyfriend. That might get you somewhere. You can also beat her until she gets the point. That is not the most accepted way to go about it though. She is a nice person underneath (I think) and I'm sure that eventually, if you tell her about how you feel, she'll start to fight with him slightly less. Also, you can talk to him about it to make it less on his end as well.

~Gilbert

Die gewaltige Königreich Preußen

I want to spread das Christmas spirit this year und ich need your Awesome advice. See here a typical (English and proud bastard) fanfiction writer, small/no social life and practically invisible. the fact that most of the boys in my year are like France (slightly) doesn't help.

Bookworm-chan.

P.S i command thou to give Mattie festive huggies until... 12th night (6th January)

Boookworm-chan,

France-like people generally do not help the awesome but, invisible people. You have to find the one person that is not like Francis. I'm sure he exists somewhere in your school. If not, then that is one fucked up school. Also, you should probably learn to come out of your shell a bit. Talk to more people, stuff like that. It might get you somewhere. Mattie will get those many hugs.

~Gilbert

GILLLLLBBERRRTTT!

HELLLP MEE! DDDXX

I'm really hurting here! I have this best friend! She's the BEST thing that has ever happened to me! She's the one who talked me into having a social life and possibly a soon boyfriend...but lately...i feel like I'M not HER best friend anymore...In public she treats me like i'm just the lacky, like i'm not special anymore. And when its just us two, she basiclly points out my faults then talks about how annoyed she is when people talk about how GREAT she is and its really starting to get me upset(not angry though). She's recently found out that i've been depressed lately and has been acting better, but she's been reverting back into...yeah...

I'm not quite sure how to tell her that she's making me feel depressed wihtout losing her! I love her with everything i got but i just don't get it anymore...

If~Only~You~Had~Me

If~Only~You~Had~Me,

Honestly, the best thing to do in these situations is to just tell her straight out. It may cause her to be pissed at you and not want you around but, that may be the only way of solving the problem. You have to take an unawesome risk and just talk to her about it. If things get worse then it may be time to end the friendship. I know that it will be hard and hurt like a bitch but, it may be the best thing in the long run, even if it doesn't feel that way.

~Gilbert

Gilly!

Hey gil! It's like Feliks and I'm here to do this advice thingy that everyone else is doing. I was like totally reading your other chapters and I think that I need to give you some totally sweet advice on love. You ready for this Gil? Good! Well, like, Mattie's related to Francis so he should like some of that romance type stuff. So like make sure that you are totally romantic. Ok then, also, he like totally loves you so make sure to do something that's Gilbert-like and I'm sure he'll totally love it.

Now, on to what I like need advice and stuff on. People say that I gossip far too much. That is a total lie! I don't gossip, do I? I am totally not like that. What do I do about those totally stupid people?

~Feliks

Feliks,

If you say like one more time I will kill you. Well, I would have never guessed that my awesome boyfriend likes romantic Thing. I haven't been dating him for a few years of anything like that. Dumbass. Anyway, yes I will make it romantic and Gilbert like at the same time so get over you stupid cross dresser!

Yes Feliks, you do gossip more than anyone else that I know. Get over it. You are like that. Just stop gossiping you unawesome moron!

~Gilbert

Alright so I have kind of decided on what I'm going to do about Mattie. I will be taking advice from you awesome (not as awesome as me) people. I will need those flowers Prittymiddy. If you would be so kind as to make then for more, that would be awesome. I will be using Yuri n' Chuka;s idea to an extent. I will be adding the flair of the awesome and make it fun and dramatic but, that part is a secret. Thanks to you wonderful advice seeker (still not as awesome as me).

Next time we will here from, Ludwig.

~TheAwesomeGil

AN: That's the end of another one!