AN: YAY for another awesome update from the awesome Prussia! I love to update this… I really enjoy writing as Gilbert so this is such a fun thing to do.

Tea Party-Crasher: Your request is up!

You people are awesome. I have almost 100 reviews! I promise a fic to whoever gives the 100th review! I love you guys for your awesomeness!

Please review and such. Mattie hugs to reviewers!

Gilbert here… once again. You people really like this awesome advice, don't you? For those of you that want to know… I'm proposing and probably before the next update…. You guys gave awesome suggestions.

Dear Prussia,

i look up to you, you got me saying Awesome so much it's killing my friends :)

anywaysssss it's winter break and i don't know what to do! can you give me some awesomesauce ideas?

~Pi

Pi,

Awesome is a great word that is used to describe the best things in the world. I'm glad that I spread the use of the awesome word.

You could go to Germany. I doubt that's really an option however. See some movies? Hang out with a bunch of friends? Skydiving? Read? Write? Have an awesome maple syrup war?

I really think you should do the last one on that list.

~Gilbert

Dear Awesomeness to the awesomeness...ess...

OKieeee~~~~~ Star ish in da buildin! Wooht! Wooht! Well...okay, now. I have romance problemooos~! You see, my friends call me their world (each of my awesome friends get a hetalia character xD and i guess i'm the world (all of them ._.)), being -ahem- awesome and like, nobody cant seem to hate me...idk why though~~~ but not like i care~~~! So, getting to the point, lately, there is this guy that when i see or when i'm with him, i change COMPLETELY! Like, i can be all cheery and crap, but when hes near me, i like become all cranky and teasing (but i feel awesome doing it ._.!). He plays the piano kinda like austria, and i play ze flute~! So sometimes, i play with him (we totally awesome together!)! Also, lately, my friends keep bothering me how "oh! you two look good together!" or "You guys should like, totally go out~!". I too have been feeling a little y'know embarrassed now'a'days. Usually i'd brush it off. So, i wanna know if he kinda worth it. I mean, he's cute n'all but is he? he loves the piano and he likes tea :3. he also hates things being dusty, me too though. Gah! boo, it's bothering me ._.! So puhleeeezzzzzzz oh awesomeness of awesomnessssssss! Is HE? Or maybe that's not a good question...ummm do you kinda think he a little bit interested in me~?

P.S, HE is the most adorablest thing to tease! Pupukupu!

P.S.S he has adorable reactions! but anytime im in a pinch, he comes out of nowhere ._. and helps me! Werid.

P.S.S.S NO IM NOT HARD HEADED!

From~ Odette :P

Odette,

Your friends sound a bit like Feliks… that's a bit bizarre. You must be awesome if you're the world. You would be more awesome if you were Prussia though.

Anyway, if you like the guy, what do you have to lose? It sounds to me like he has some amount of interest in you. He helps you out, he has quite a bit in common with you, he deals with your teasing, it sounds like he does like you a bit. It's also quite obvious that you like him as well. My awesome advice is, go for it.

~Gilbert

Hey, I'm having some problems right now and you, the awesome Prussian, can help me!

You see, for this one band competition thingy we get to make trios and quartets and stuff and play them for rankings and prizes in the place that I live. My two friends, who both play some pretty wacky and awesome instruments, and I decided to be in a trio together. So I signed us all up and figured out when we practice.

But then when we got our parts and I was out of the group and instead replaced with another one of my friends. We both play the same instrument, and it was a mistake. So then I tried to change it so that I would be able to get into the trio, but she didn't want to switch because of the same reasons that I created the trio.

So, I got placed in a trio with many of the same, unawesome instruments that I play with anyway, and I am angry with her. So to get back at her, I decided to ignore her.

My problem is that she is clingy and will not take the hint that I don't want to be around her. So, how do I do it without ruining my relationship with everyone else? (Everyone that I have mentioned are in a big group of people, and I do not want to break it up.)

Also, how come you and Alfred are angry at each other? I mean, you helped fight for his independence! One of you generals trained our first military! Some of your awesomeness must have rubbed off on us!

~Moss

Moss,

The best way to go about it is to just tell her straight up that you don't want to be around her. It may cause a bit of a problem within the group but, I doubt that it will completely break up the group. By nice about how you tell her. Take her to the side and explain how you feel about the entire situation. The quieter and easier that you can make it, the more awesome.

I did help him and I don't hate him by any means. Some of my awesome did rub off on the moron. The problem is, both of us have huge egos that clash a times. Also, he doesn't like that I'm dating his brother. I won't admit to this often but, we occasionally go out drinking together.

~Gilbert

Dear Gilbert,

I'm having religious problems. Well, not me, my town is, rather. THEY have a problem with MY religion. Let me put it this way; they don't know the difference between athiest and agnostic and are trying to convert me. Everyone in my town is Christian and we have what seems like over 50 churches in our county.

And one of them has a Starbucks. A STARBUCKS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I didn't think they could get any lower...

Now I won't make fun of anybody about their religion and neither will anybody else in town, but they bug me shitless about being athiest.

Even though I tell them I'm agnostic.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

It's gotten so bad that my science teacher's son, who has no problem with my religion, gave me a bible the other day for Christmas.

The teacher's son gave me a bible. It's illegal for teacher's to give out anything about religion at school. See where I'm going with this?

My mom's even more pissed about all this. Advice please?

Sincerely,

QueenTutankhamun

P.S. Tell Gilbird I said hi.

QueenTutankhamun,

A Starbucks… in a church… I have nothing to say to that. A religious community can be a bit problematic. People often have an unawesome problem with anyone that believes differently from the way that they do. It's annoying that it happens but, the unfortunate truth is, it happens all the time. The kid giving you a bible is pushing it way too far though.

The best advice that I can give you is to just stick to your guns. Don't change what you believe because the people in your town are persuading you to do so. Make sure that everyone knows that you aren't going to change. Your mom can make an official complaint if that is necessary.

(Note from FrenchFry: Man… I feel you there… an eclectic pagan gets the same type of shit once they come out and tell people.)

Damn FrenchFry…writing in my damn column….

Anyway, Gilbird will get the message.

~Gilbert

Dear Lord Of All Awesome Gil,

Well I have this . . . stalker and he just won't stop harassing me, it's really starting to get creepy to the point I don't want to go to school any more and well at least he's not France-like I would die. Anyways what should I do to get rid of that creepy stalker?

Oh and give Mattie a hug for me

~Stabby

Stabby,

Awesome name… I like it a lot. It would be terrible if he was France like. Well, I'll make this one quick and simple. Tell an administrator at school and your parents. Harassment is illegal and they will take care of it if you tell them.

Mattie will get the hug!

~Gilbert

Hello GILBERT

I am so happy for you that you finally decided to ask Mattie to marry you! all right, so what IS the best soda on earth?

P.S. I arranged the flowers for you, I'll just drive by and drop them off in my truck tomorrow morning. I worked really hard, so Mattie better say yes, or someones getting murdered.

~Prittymiddy

Pritttmiddy,

I hate Alfred but, he has some awesome soda. I would say wither orange soda or Pepsi.

Thanks for the awesome flowers. I don't think we'll have to worry about him saying no because I'm too awesome to get rejected.

~Gilbert

Dear Sir Awesome of Awesome Awesomeness in the Awesome Universe and Beyond...Awesome,

*has no clue what to say* i was planning on asking something, now i have no clue...um hold on.

Oh, how's your relation with Mattie going, and how often has Alfred been getting in the way? I've been rather bored lately and need to release stress. *hides a bag of sharp pencils*

Also what do you think about being in one of my stories? I don't know how many lines you may have, but its worth the shot.

Anyways I wish you much luck with Mattie and your Advice column. *Hands you a gift basket*

-Angel of the Midnight Sea (Or Luna)

Angel of the Midnight Sea,

The relationship with Mattie is going awesomely. I'm going to propose to him and I hope that he's going to say yes because that would be even more awesome. Alfred tries to get in the way constantly. He hates the fact that we're together for whatever reason his tiny brain can come up with. Don't kill anyone with those pencils…

I would love to be in one of your stories.

~Gilbert

Dear Lord of all that is Awesome in the Universe and several Other Dimmensions.(I think I misspelt that...),

I have two oders of business for this letter. First, my question of not-so-great-importance-but-I'd-love-to-hear-what-you-have-to-say. It is a dream of mine to travel. Everywhere. Especailly after my grandparents told me about them going to England and Germany and Holland and France, and...well, you get the idea. I really REALLY want to go to Canada and Europe. Whenever I'm able to fullfil my dream, where's the first place in Canada/Europe I should go?

And also, Frohe Weihnachten! If I got that wrong, I am terribly sorry and I apologize. Google translator and all. This is precisley why I want to learn German. I even tries to find English to Prussian translator...but I couldn't find a free one...and I'm rambling..oops. Anyway, I wish you, Mattie, and FrenchFry a very wonderful holiday!

The not so awesome rambler,

Tea-PartyCrasher.

Tea-PartyCrasher,

Just a little bit misspelled. The first place in Europe you should go is Germany. It is an awesome place of awesome. In Canada, Toronto is probably the best place to go first.

Frohe Weihanchten to you as well. Don't worry about the rambling… I don't mind. Mattie and FrenchFry also wish you an awesome holiday season.

~Gilbert

Grazie for the advice, Gilbert of the Awesome~!

What she said, bastard. And... You really think I'm... Nice? ... -/- Th-thanks, Gilbert... Anyway, I'm trying to think of a gift to get the guy I like for Christmas, but... OTL I'm drawing a blank, dammit! Since m-my guy shares similar qualities with one of your best friends, what do you suggest?

And, um, thanks for thinking about using my idea. My little sister's a hellavu lot like Mattie, so I kinda feel attached to him and want to make him happy. And if you make him happy (hell, you better. Ever seen an angry Italian out for blood? No? Well hopefully it won't come to that. *smirks*), then I'll help in any way I can.

Yuri n' Chuka,

You seem nice down at the heart of it. I know Romano and the two of you are similar so I can just tell. I am a few days late for Christmas and I apologize for that. My suggestion would be to get him something that he would like, if you think that he would want to laugh then maybe get him something that you would joke around about. I know that all of my friends are the type of people that like that sort of thing.

It's a great idea. Romance isn't my strongest point and I know that Mattie likes the sweet romantic stuff. I will make him happy. I have seen an angry Italian in the form of Romano but, never directed at me.

~Gilbert

Dear Gilbert,

I am happy to say that the saying "what goes around comes around" is true. After deciding to be best friends with my guy friend, who should I happen to meet but this really cute guy at college in the gamers club? (Yes, I'm a geek, and totally proud of it.) And he's also apparently into me, according to a couple friends of ours. I have a really good feeling about this guy, which leads me to my question...do you have any kissing tips? I only had one boyfriend, and that was only for two months and we kissed twice-not even a French kiss! Just a small chaste kiss. What can you tell me to make sure it's not incredibly awkward?

Also, I like what Yuri n' Chika recommended-that's from a Kay Jewelers commercial, I remember that! Maybe you can do something like bake a ring into a cookie, or put it at the bottom of a wine/champagne bottle so that when you pour the last of it into Matthew's glass, it comes out and he finds it! Just don't do what my dad did and start by saying that you need to talk. Mom ended up thinking that he was going to break up with her and he said, "Why would I break up with you if I'm proposing?" Oddly enough, I see that happening between you two, haha!

Wait, Tino and Heracles are single? I thought Tino was with Berwald and Heracles with Kiku! But thanks, I know exactly what to do with Ivan, Vash, and Yao, kesesese...wait, so who's Yong Soo dating? Oh, and sorry for taking your laugh! I've actually been laughing like you lately. And saying "pasta" like Feli, I've gotten Mom to do the same too!

Thank you again!

~Ayla

Ayla,

Glad to hear that things are headed in an awesome direction for you. The best thing to do is just relax and go with the kiss. Don't think about it too much. Just let it come naturally. The first kiss can be a bit awkward anyway. The best advice I can give is just go with it and be calm.

I won't do what your dad did. I know the two of us pretty well and I know that it wouldn't end up very well. I love what she recommended. I can see Mattie liking something along those lines. Also, adding my own flare will definitely help matters out.

The thing is, Tino and Berwald are kind of together but, they have been fighting as of late and called it off. I expect them to get back together though. As for Heracles and Kiku, fighting as well. They are already back together though. Yong Soo, the damn idiot, won't answer me when I ask him. Don't worry about using my laugh… it's awesome so that's ok.

~Gilbert

Dear Most Awesome of everything that is Awesome,

I really really really need your advice.

You see I have this friend(who I thought and still -kinda- believe is my best friend) who lately has been ignoring me in favor of this guy she likes who she says isn't her boyfriend but really is even though he lives in another state(ah, yes, sadly I'm from America but my roots are mostly German)

Anyway, She has problems at home and all it ever feels like is that she's using me as some form of escape. I've tried telling her outright but it seems like she's too dense to understand what I'm saying. How do I get her to stop 1) ignoring me for some guy, and 2) stop usuing me as a means of escape?

There are times when she seems like the girl I met back in middle school but now... I just don't know anymore and I don't want to stop being her friend.

Wicked Winter

P.S. I'm working on getting a Prussia cosplay cause you and Mattie are my favorites.

Wicked Winter,

Those situations are incredibly unawesome. They drive me crazy because people just don't realize that their friends don't want to be the 'back-up' person when things get bad.

Honestly, if telling her outright doesn't work, you could do something similar to what she's doing. Not the guy think but, you could start acting the same way she does about her home life. You could remind her that even if things are rough, she can't think that you're going to be her constant escape.

People do change overtime and not only in a good way. The best thing to do is just try. That's all you really can do in these situations.

A Prussia cosplay would be amazing.

~Gilbert

Gilbert, you suck. You used to be all awesome but now you're not. I hope you die.

Anonymous,

Why thank you anonymous reviewer! If you hate me so much, why did you bother to review? I'm glad that my awesome has surpassed you to the extent of making you hate me though.

~Gilbert

Dear Gilbo Sir Awesome,

I have an accent issue. Knowing accents is a good skill. You can use them to disguise your voice and avoid pronunciations fails (sometimes). I, however, cannot seem to do a German accent. Any advice?

~TheOriginalGloryGirl~

TheOriginalGloryGirl,

The best advice for accents is to listen to people with that accent. If you do that, it becomes much easier to do that accent. Practice is also awesome.

~Gilbert

East,

This is Ludwig; I'm wondering when you will be moving out of my house. I would like for Feliciano to move in but, not while you are still here sometimes. So, you are already rarely home but, when are you officially moving out of my home? I hope the answer is soon. Although, the door will always be open for you East.

I do have a slight problem to ask you about. I fight with my bruder quite often. I don't like to fight with him but, our personalities really clash. The problem is; I'm not sure if my bruder understands that I really do care about him regardless of the fighting. He is the best older brother that I could ask for but, I don't ever tell him that. What do you think I should do about that?

I wish you the best of luck with Matthew. I'm sure that he'll say yes Gilbert.

West

West,

I will hopefully be officially moved in with Mattie soon. I'm happy to know that you won't change the locks or some shit like that. I'll be visiting often when I move out. Have to check up on my little bruder after all.

I know how it feels to fight with your brother. It really sucks when you randomly yell at your little brother and make problems for him all the time. The funny part is, your brother fights with you because he cares about you dumb ass. You brother knows how you feel about him. He loves you just as much, maybe even more. I won't tell him that he's the best because he already knows that you think that.

~Gilbert

That's it for this one.

Next time we will hear from Arthur.

~TheAwesomeGil

AN: I like my Ludwig and Gilbert letter… I think that came off really well. Please review!

On a side note, I have a challenge for all of my readers. You see, my birthday is in today. My challenge is… I want my readers to write a fic for me. Any fic of your choice. I have my favorite pairings listed on my page if you need an idea for a pairing. The catch is, I will accept them until January 4th. Just write me a fic and send me the link. How many presents will I get from my readers for my Birthday? We will see! Also, if the time is too short, you could let me know and I'll be happy to accept it late.