A/N: So honestly, I don't remember anything about this story. So I reread it and from there I'm just gonna wing it. There is no predetermined plot and because of that this may turn out bad, or awkward, or even just plain strange. So take it what you will. Give me any input you feel necessary and I hope you enjoy this shit show of a story i'm writing. I woke slowly, sleep still trying to drag me down. My eyes opened to see that I was in Apollo's palace again though I think the bars on the window might suggest he isn't happy I jumped off Olympus. Think of that I checked myself over to realise I was perfectly fine, though I was really stiff and sore when I started to move.
"Glad your up and before you ask, I kept you asleep until you fully healed this time.that you won't go jumping off Olympus again or anything." Apollo said as he entered the room.
I gave him a nod in recognition. Ever so slowly I moved myself up and started to stretch out my sore muscles.
"Now that you are up and ready to go, I have to bring you to the council. We just so happen to have a meeting scheduled for right now." Apollo placed his hand on my shoulder and was about to flash us there when I stopped him.
"Can I get a coat or something? I only have a pair of shorts on at the moment." I stated
"Oh yeah, almost forgot about that. What do you specifically?" He asked.
"How about just some pants, shirt, and cloak with a hood. Preferable a brownish color." I replied.
With a snap of his fingers I was wearing some plan tan cargo pants, a white shirt, dark brown boots, and a brown cloak the rested on my shoulders and could be drawn closed for warmth or pulled back to act like cape.
"Thanks."
"Any time, now let's get going so we aren't late."
The very next moment I found myself in the throne room standing in front of Apollo's throne. I sat down in a nice plush chair that was conveniently right next to me while Apollo became 15 feet tall and sat in his throne. Zeus started the meeting a few moments later and I zoned out from there until me name was called.
"Ekdikisis, it has come to our attention that you are the one mentioned in the prophecy that has come about us recently. You must swear your loyalty to Olympus or else I will smite you down." Zeus threatened.
I nodded my head.
"Fair enough. But I'll only swear my loyalty on three condition. And they are easy to be met." I replied holding my hand up with three fingers.
"Very well, name your conditions." Zeus boomed out, surprisingly agreeing to even hear my conditions.
"First I would like a shield that also turns into a ring that always returns to me. Second I would like a sword that can turn into a spear and also turn into a simple object of my choosing and always return to me. And third, I want her virginity and the ability to screw her whenever and wherever I want, within common reason of course." I said the last point as a complete joke thinking Zeus would deny me immediately but I was once again shocked when he hardly even let me finish me later sentence.
"I agree to your terms. Now swear your loyalty to Olympus!"
I just went along with it.
"I swear to never betray Olympus and head it's call when it asks me to fight until I am released of my oath, I swear this upon the Styx." Thunder boomed in the background when the oath was completed.
It took this boom to break the rest of the council out of it's shock from hearing what Zeus agreed too so quickly. Everyone was really just shocked about my third request.
"Father! Are you serious about this! You just agreed to letting this BOY have his way with me as much as he wants!" Artemis cried in out rage.
Everyone ignored Aphrodite squeezing in surprise Glee at what was going to happen to the Virgin man hater.
"Letting his mortal have his way with you and giving him a few enchanted weapons is a cheap price to pay for the security of Olympus's future." Zeus replied to her.
"I refuse to let him have his way with me!" Artemis yelled back.
"Then I'll just have to punish you and force you to do it. Because you are refusing this I will now let him have his way with any of your hunters, whenever he wants however he wants. And before you say anything else If harm befalls him because of you or your hunters in any way I will chain you all up and let every man on Olympus have their way with you for the next thousand years. Now I have business to attend to so I must be off." Zeus left in a clap of thunder and lightning, leaving behind a speechless Artemis. Ares approached me just after Zeus left while everyone looked on.
"Hey kid, you sure pulled a ballsy move there, asking for her maidenhead and to think old air head agreed to it so quickly." Ares said proudly.
"I honestly didn't think he would agree to that, it was a complete joke really."
"Well joke or not, you get to screw the one woman no other man ha been able to get, not for the lack of trying either."
I had no reply to this so I just shrugged.
"Anyways, here are your weapons. I asked Zeus before the meeting to be able to give these to you. When you asked for weapons I just laughed cause you were gonna get them anyways."
He held me a ring which I out on my left hand middle finger. Then he handed me a toothpick which I set in my mouth.
"To activate them just command them in your mind. Same goes for changing the sword to a spear and back."
I thought about the shield appearing on my arm and not a moment later it was there. It was a large circle shield in the typical spartan fashion. I inspected it then tested its weight while swinging it around a bit. I turned to Artemis suddenly and used my right hand to beckon her over here. She was in front of me in less than a heartbeat.
"What do you want Bo-" she was cut off by my shield impacting with the side of her face and sending her across the room.
I inspected my shield again to see not a single scratch or sent on it. I gave an approval nod at this.
"This will do." Everyone burst out laughing at the scene that had just taken place. While everyone was busy laughing I chose to turn my toothpick into it's sword then spear form, inspecting both before I turned it back to a toothpick. From toothpick stage I changed it Into a cigar, cogarette, and a few other objects wuickly finding out that it would burn endlessly and give the same effects. I finally decided to leave it in minicigar form. By then everyone had just about gotten over their laughter and Artemis was glaring at me, clearly wishing she could turn me into an animal and hunt me down.
"Well, now that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time." Ares said to me.
"Glad I could amuse you." I replied.
The other God's all soon left I turned to ares with a question.
"Why didn't Zeus kill me and why did he agree to my terms so quickly?"
"Our collective guess is that he was listed by the fates before the meeting and didn't want to mention it. He hates haveing to bow down and listen to someone else, even if they are clearly more powerful."
"That would do it. But do I actually have to take her virginity. Like I really don't care to at all."
"That choice is up to you. But I'm sure she and her hunters would be more than eternially grateful if you didn't. If you want my opinion though, you would be missing out on a reall good piece of ass." Ares smirked as he was talking.
"Not my type. Maybe in the future but no time soon, that's for sure."
"What ever you say kid. Now before I forget let me take you to your new home." He grabbed my shoulder and in a flash we were in another place.
I looked around to see I was in the woods somewhere in the Northeast area of the unted states. There was a homely looking house with a nice sized front porch. The house looked like it would have only two or three rooms with a kitchen and living but I couldn't be completely sure. I could tell though that someone was inside from the smoke coming from th chimney
"Like it? Hestia procured it when she heard that you needed a place to stay."
"Thanks."
"Don't thank me, thank Hestia. She is inside cooking up something good." Ares grinned at me and motioned for me to go inside. I walked up to the door and opened it up. Immediately I was hit with the smell of something amazing but I couldn't quite place what. I noticed that the front door area had tile on the floor all the way down the hall and to the left where the kitchen was at. To my right was the living room and I could make out three doors down the hallway with stairs at the end of the hallway. The living room had carpet along with the stairs at the end, everything else had tile floors.
"Leave your shoes at the door and come on in." A joyous voice said from the kitchen. I headed there voices advice and took my boots off, leaving by the door before I walked into the kitchen. I found Hestia moving around as only a goddess could, going from pot to pan to cutting board preparing something I knew would be amazing.
"Why don't you sit at the table while I finish preparing dinner." Hestia said to us.
I sat down first quickly followed by ares who laid his sword and shield on said table.
"Ares! What have I said about your weapons on the dinner table!" Hestia yelled at him.
"Right, right, weapons do not belong at or around the dinner table. But this time I have an excuse. I don't know where the weapons rack is." Ares responded indignantly.
"That's no xcuse at all. You only had to ask. The armory is down the hall, first door on your left."
Ares left and returned a few minutes later with no weapons. Dinner came soon after and before I knew it I was stuffing my face with the most amazing stew I had ever had.
"Slow down, there is no reason to eat so fast." Hestia chidded me.
"Sorry, I just love your cooking so much I can't get enough of it." I replied with a half full mouth.
"No talking with your mouth full. But thank you for the compliment." She slapped my head as she said this.
After dinner was complete and my stomach was bloated from eating to much, I went to bed.
"Which room is mine?" I asked as I walked down the hallway.
"Up the stairs and it will be the door to the right. You will know what I mean when you get up there." Hestia replied from her place in the kitchen, cleaning up our mess we made.
"Ok, thanks."
"Any time sweety."
I walked up the stairs and found that there was a large room taking up about half the entire floor, the other half being taken up by what I assumed was my room and a bathroom. The first room was clearly a lounge to hang out and relax. There was a fireplace to my left, a couch and chairs across from it, a radio sitting on a shelf next to the fireplace, and books lining all the other shelves that lined to room. At the other end were two doors. On the left I assumed was a bathroom and to the right my bedroom based on heatias earlier comment. I walked through the room and opened the door to my room. Inside I found a king size bed against the wall to my right, a chest of drawers and a right stand on the far side of it, and a chair in the corner to my left. The room was lit by some lights in the Celine and across the room was another door. Opening the door found it to be my own private bathroom and that the other door in the common room was a bathroom for everyone else to use. After looking around some more I went to bed, tired after the long day and needing some time to go through everything that has happened in such a short amount of time.
A/N: So just so y'all know, this isn't an Artemis love story at all. That was just an idea I had after I deleted three different drafts of this chapter. Due to me not knowing what ideas I had in mind when I first wrote this I'm gonna put this chapter before WW2. That way our main character can meet other sons of poseidon and Zeus and shit. Tell me what you think. This is shorter than what I wanted to do but I ran out of ideas after deleting a total of 6 different drafts. If you enjoyed it let me know, if you didn't let me know why and I might or might not fix it. Have a good one.
-Wilson out