AN: That really took for me to get another chapter up. Life and school and computer problems got in the way and I'm so sorry for taking so very long to get back to everyone on here. I promise to try to update more often. I will be updating at least two stories a week so it should be a lot more frequent.

You people and your awesome reviewing! I love it Please continue to make me happy with your reviews for Mattie hugs!

Well, it's Gilbert here again. It's been a while since I have come here and given you needy people your awesome dosage of advice. Don't blame me, blame FrenchFry, it's really all her fault. I have no part of this blame because I'm too awesome to do any wrong!

I must tell all of you readers the awesome news. I have proposed to Mattie and guess what? He accepted! I was romantic and cheesy and awesome and it worked so well!

And now to your questions.

Dear Awesome McAwesomeFeatures,

urgh... i have a problem. i am what people may call "antisocial". i happen to get the bus to school. i also happen to loathe each and every waste of carbon on said bus. how do i prevent myself from snapping and violently murdering all of them?

oh, and also, it might be the wind but i keep hearing a "kolkolkol"ing sound outside my window. i wouldnt think anything of it but the smell of vodka and evil is getting quite strong. should i be scared?

SheepAteMyFanBoys,

Hating every single person on your bus could be considered a bit of a problem. It's not normally good to hate people that you have to spend time with in a confined space. That being said, being antisocial isn't actually too big of a problem. My advice to you is just pretend that they don't exist for the amount of time that you're on the bus. Headphones are very good for that sort of thing.

Yes, you should be very scared.

~Gilbert

Prussia, help me, dammit! DX The idiot that I lied finally got the message about me- Kinda, sorta wanting to d-date him... S-so, we're going o-out now *blush*- b-but, one of his best friends, who's my ex, keeps hitting on me! He's a total pervert, a lot like wino bastard, don't know what was going through my head when I said yes to going out with him. And my b-boyfriend's too much of an idiot to notice what he's doing!

The guy hardly ever does it when he's around, but he still manages to cop a feel and all that crap whenever he's not looking, too! HOW THE FUCK DO I GET HIM TO STOP WITHOUT POINTING IT OUT TO HIM? I-I mean, I don't want to ruin their friendship or anything, cause I'm just nice that, and him being happy means... It means a lot to me, OK?

Yuri N' Chuka,

Yeah, Francis-like people can really be a huge problem to society as a whole. I personally think that everyone who is anything like the wino deserves to be pushed off a building, into a fast-moving truck. They are really unawesome. What you need to do is make the guy realize that you really want him to jump off a bridge. If violence must be used to get the message across, so be it. if you are forceful, or completely ignoring him (option 2) he should get the message.

I'm happy to hear that you are dating him though! that's pretty awesome.

~Gilbert

Hey ,

Thanks for the adivce before, it was really good. But I have another pronle I was hoping you could help me with. See, there's this college I like in my state. Going to college in state would be cheaper, and it offers exactly what I need for the career I want, along with the sport I enjoy. I've always wanted to school out of country, but my mom has always said no-even when I was offered a full ride scholarship to a high school in Dublin. I'd love to go to college in Vancouver, London, or Munich(I'm taking German) but she absolutely refuses. I love her and I don't want to upset her, but it's also my choice right? What should I do?

Good Luck with Mattie,

Luna-Discord

Luan-Discord,

I'm glad that you liked my awesome advice. Problems with parents and leaving can be a huge thing. It is completely your choice though and you should make sure to talk to your mom about that fact. If you decide that you want to go to the college in your state, it would probably be good for both of you. If it offers what you want then it should be pretty good. On that note, if you really want to go out of state, you should talk about it with your mom. Explain to her that it is your choice, not just hers. Be as nice about it as possible though.

~Gilbert

Dear awesomest prussia,

My 'sister' figure is bi, she's afraid that i may be becoming so, therefore she doesn't talk to me. I feel invisible, unloved, and alone. Can you help me?

P.s. hug matt for me! :D

Hugs,

Mads

Mads,

I'm not quite sure why someone who is bi would have a problem with you becoming bi. That just isn't very awesome. If you are bi then just stick to your guns. Remember that you are not invisible, unloved, or alone; there is always someone out there that cares about you. I know that from experience. Talking to the 'sister' figure would also be helpful.

~Gilbert

Dear Most Awesome Person to Ever Live,

I've been friends with this guy forever (since I was in elementary school) and we kind of stopped talking for a while after I moved to Florida (he's in New York). Recently, we've been talking again and he actually turned into the kind of guy I like. After a few months just talking, him and his girlfriend broke up and he asked me on a date when I go up to visit in June and then asked me out altogether. We both really want this to last longer than a month or two, so do you have any tips that can help me out? You and Mattie used to live pretty far away so I thought you'd have the best ideas. Even though they were already going to be awesome.

Lurve,

Pomodoro Crisi

P.S.: I may or may not have taken after Sealand and grabbed a bit of land that isn't really land to use in my quest for Prussia. I still have paperwork and junk, but Your Awesomeness won't have to wait much longer! And good luck with Mattie too! Maybe You can use the island as a Honeymoon spot?

Pomodoro Crisi,

I'm glad that you like him. I hope you are happy about that. Long distance relationships can be tough but, definitely not impossible to deal with. Make sure that you guys talk often. If you don't talk enough, things might just fall apart. If you can make arrangements to see each other every once in a while, go for it. I personally think that it's even better when your together if you don't see each other often. Make sure that you trust each other. If there is a lack of trust then things can end very badly. I hope some of that helps (it's awesome so it will).

That's awesome news. Any land (even if it's not land) is good land. It just has to be a start for Prussia! A honeymoon island would be awesome!

~Gilbert

Dear Gilbert,

So does that mean im not allowed to throw sharp pencils at Alfred to keep him away from you and mattie's when you go out.

And yay for agreeing to be in my story ^_^

Now i do have a bit of a problem...ya see my friend has been on a bad streak lately. I've tried asking him whats wrong, but i end getting yelled at. I dont want to ignore him, because hes a good guy, but i dont know what to do. Do you have any suggestions?

-Luna

Luna,

I guessif you don't kill him that it's not too bad. As long as he stays away from me and Mattie then I guess that it is alright. Mattie might have a problem with the pencils though.

Honestly, just give him some space. Don't ignore him or stop talking to him but, ease up a little bit. It sometimes helps if you just have some time alone to think about what you're doing with your life. It might help him. If it doesn't, then the opposite might be true, harass him until he talks to you.

~Gilbert

Ok Gil. Listen up. You're not nearly as awesome as the superior and fantastic I, but I have to admit that no one but your awesome self can help me here.

So there's this guy. (I know what you're thinking, another one. But this is a legit problem and well, you're just so good with guy advice, Gil! Anyway, so I really like him, and I'm pretty certain that he likes me too. But, he's really...creepy? He has friends, he's not one of those nerdy stalkers. But he sort of is like, er... Francis? I hate comparing him to that frog, but well, I can't explain it much differently. So one day he came and sat next to me while I was doing my homework at lunch, and he was sitting REALLY close and his hand was touching my leg, and he says, "You smell good..." I was creeped out and flattered at the same time. Today he asked me a really creepy, personal question which I won't repeat, but it was really awkward and not really something normal guys ask girls... Most of the time he's really nice to me and he's fun to be with and makes me laugh a lot, but when he does something creepy like that it sort of turns me off. So I don't know what to do. Should I just forget about him or are his slightly creepy tendencies something I should ignore because he's such a great guy in general?

Gosh, sorry this is so long, but I have another problem involving him. If I were to potentially hypothetically be, er, involved with him...my best friend would be upset. You see, she's a lot like matt, kind and understanding. But I don't want to upset her, and well, I've never really seen her dislike someone as much as she dislikes this boy.

So hopefully you can help, and sorry this is ridiculously long. Thanks...

-The amazing AniiKoLam~

AniiKoLam,

I am awesome but since I am so awesome I will not argue about your awesome. First off, blame FrenchFry for missing this and not me. It's completely her fault.

Now then, we turn to the problem at hand. You need to be careful around Francis-like people. They can be kind of dangerous in a way. That does sound rather creepy. Especially the good smelling part. It's always weird when someone decides to smell you. honestly, what you should do depends on how much you like him. If there is something that really turns you off about him then you should just forget about him. If it is a huge problem to you then it's better to ignore him. If you like him to the extent that it's going to be hard to get over him than, igore the creepy. I personally think that you should just give up on him though. it makes it even worse if your friend also hates him. It's definitely a lot better to give up on him.

~Gilbert

(I am so sorry! I sometime miss questions for various reasons and if I do that to anyone just remind me and I'll be sure to get to it!)

Dear awesomness emperor of all things awesome who my friend idolizes:

Okay, so this one is a long one and to me it sounds like a modern day romeo and juliet story messed up with a soap opera.

So, since freshman year (I'm a junior now) I had a crush on a guy friend of mine. Well, he liked me too apparently as my informants AKA friends told me.

Simple right?

Oh no, that's only the first part.

Well, apparently he is supposed to be in an arranged marriage after high school due to his religion however he hangs out with me and my friends despite having to act like we have no contact at all when his siblings are around or they'll rat him out. For christmas, he got me this wonderful scarf while I actually knit him one! He confessed his love in a note to me in january, and now we're actually 'secretly' dating, although everyone EXCEPT his family knows about it.

So, he kissed me for the first time (on the lips) yesterday and I've heard stories about how when you kiss someone, you feel at least something but it just didn't feel right. I felt somewhat uncomfortable and now I feel bad because I sort of dodged him today (since it's a Friday) and I don't know what to do. How do I tell him? Should I tell him? He's utterly in love with me and follows me like a lost puppy while my friends say it's 'so cute' and I just feel uncomfortable. Plus, our school valentine's dance is next Saturday and we're going together.

Remember that romeo and juliet part I mentioned earlier? Yeah, he plans on faking his death after high school! What the hell am I supposed to do? It may be cause I don't feel comfortable in relationships and my first/last one devestated me when the guy completely and utterly dumped me in church. CHURCH. Then, the next week he was dating a girl a grade above me (he was a grade above me) that is EXTREMELY similiar to. Me. Her birthday is even a day after mine -_- Anyways, what do I do? I feel trapped in this and I'm starting to really panic.

PS: I hope the proposal went well! Here's some mayple syrup! Do with it as you wish. ;)

~iTorchic

iTorchic,

Sorry to hear about that… love problems suck… sometimes, we just want to feel for people what we don't and it is incredibly unawesome.

I definitely see the romeo and Juliet part of that (minus the part where you are also in love with him) and it sounds like a terrible situation.

Basically, I think that yu should tell him how you feel. If you don't, things will only get worse and you don't want to deal with that. Don't be with someone that you don't love just to avoid hurting thme, it won't get any better that way. Tell him how you feel and talk him out of his insanity (faking his death). That will never work out for him!

It's often hard to get out of these situations but, it's what you need to do.

And yes, the proposal was awesome! Maple syrup.. I could have fun with that.

~Gilbert

Dear Prussia,

(the Heroine does not recognize your so-called "awesomeness")

Anyway, I seriously need help. I have a really good friend (hm? No, i'm not talking about you iggy! What would give you that idea? *sweatdrop*) and we're both girls. We share a secret; both of us are bisexuals hidden in the closet. I would tell everyone, but I really don't want my mom to find out (she went to a catholic school growing up) because I'm afraid of what she would think of me. My friend has told her parents (her mother is in denial) but is afraid of what the kids in our school might think. She recently told me that she has a crush on me, and I'm cool with it.

I think I might like her back. I've noticed that I act kinda funny around her, but I think it's a subtle enough change that only I notice it. I tend to purposefully bother her a lot, like poking her in class when I sit behind her. If she wore pigtails more often, I'd be pullin' on 'em. I tug on her hair a lot anyway, though. That ended up starting a full-out hair-pulling war, and a few other friends wer dragged in.

Anyway, though she has a crush on me, she claims she dislikes the fact that it's me. I've liked quite a few boys and had a few boyfriends, but I feel different towards her than I did towards any of them.

~The Heroine

Herione (it pains me to call you that),

I don't care if you don't recognize my awesome, that just means that I'm too awesome for your brain to comprehend.

To the advice, it's honestly best to be honest about these things, tell her how you feel and don't really concentrate on what other people think about it. your mom may be a problem but, you don't have to tell her right away. It is best to say something eventually however. Don't be afraid of what others think because it's your opinion that really counts.

Talk to her about it, that normally makes things easier than ignoring it ever will. It sounds like you have a serious thing for her that won't go away quickly.

~Gilbert

WAIT A SECOND, WHEN DID I SAY IT WAS OK FOR YOU TO MARRY MY BROTHER?

Mattie, I don't approve of this!

You didn't and neither of us care because you are stupid and egotistical. I'm more qwesome so Mattie likes me more!

~Gilbert

Heroine,

Sorry about Gilbert, he's a bit insufferable and I know that you didn't approve but, frankly, I don't care. I love Gilbert and all of his annoying and infuriating ways so I chose to say yes. Gilbert, I don't like you any more than my sibling so get over it. I do love you though. please, stop trying to kill one another!

~Matthew Williams

Dear tabernacle of Germanic awesomeness,

I know you're dating Mattie right now, but you have some experience dealing with Austria right? I know this guy who is really very lovely and looks a lot like Roderich. He also is really awesome at piano. I like him, but he is kind of shy, like Roderich. He doesn't talk to girls much so we don't talk much. I really want to get to know him, since I don't know him too well even though we've had a lot of classes together since 5th grade and a lot of common friends. I also have another problem in that he has two best friends who I know really well. I used to go out with one of them but I dumped him and I don't think he likes me very much, and the other hates my guts. However hard it may be though, I am not going to let this go. How can I make him Austria to my Hungary?

PS I don't think it would go over well if I did it your way: barging in on him through the window of his house while he's playing piano.

PPS I really want to see the Prussia back on the map. One of these days, I'll be the new Bismark and bring glory to you! (Oh yeah, and I might as well restore the Austrian Empire too- it would be funny to see you guys fighting.)

Metternich,

I dated Roddy a while back so I think I could help you out a bit. Unfortunately, you already counted out one of my favorite approaches. I'm sure I can tell you something else to help you out.

Be assertive. Don't let him avoid conversation,don't leave him alone until he answers. This could backfire on you though. you could be more subtle. Start talking to him, maybe about music, and just make sure to talk to him more often. Slowly starting to talk to someone will often make it easier then suddenly being assertive and stubborn. To deal with his friends, try to be nice to the one that hates you and whatever happens will happen. Hope he doesn't listen to his friends all the time.

I love the idea of Prussia back on the map. I could beat the Austrian Empire in my sleep! He doesn't have half of my awesome.

~Gilbert

Dear Most Aweosme of everything that is Awesome,

Thanks for the advice, I think I'm going to try it. And well, if we drift apart... we'll just drift apart I guess. Losing friends sucks but it's a part of lif eI guess.

I found the Prussia cosplay I'm getting . It's your war uniformI think it's the most awesome one there is currently. I'd make one myself but I lack sewing skills.

Anyway, could you tell FrenchFryLovesYou that I'm currently working on a PruCan oneshot fo her birthday but I'm not sure if it will be done on the fourth or not. I'm only about half way through it if that.

Also, I have another question for you, How do you stay so awesome and how can I even hope to become half as awesome as you? Ok, I guess that was technically two questions.

P.S. I'm making a Gilbert cake for my birthday along with some Gilbird cookies. They are going to be awesome though not as awesome as the real Gilbert and Gilbird.

Go sex Mattie up for me after he says yes. or before, whichever you chose.

Wicked Winter

Wicked Winter,

Glad to hear that you liked my advice. It is a part of life, an unawesome part, but a part nonetheless.

Coplay=awesome! Especailly because it is a Prussia cosple!

That is two questions but, I will answer both of them I stay this awesome because I am awesome. You just can't let your awesomeness falter even in a compromising situation. You have to remember that your awesome even if other people around you aren't so awesome. That actually kind of answers both questions. It's good that you're only aiming for half as awesome because I'm too awesome to hope for.

That cake and cookies sound good…

I did both!

~Gilbert

Dear Awesome person

How can I get my friends to start watching Anime? I try to talk to them about it, and they just get mad and stuff AARRGHHH

~Prittymiddy

Prittymiddy,

Tie them to a chair and force them to watch the anime of your choice. They can't argue with that approach. Force may be required.

~Gilbert

Dear Prussia (because Gilbert is a weird name. C'mon, you know it is..),

You're probably full to the fucking brim of hearing girl's guy troubles, I know I would be, I can't even handle my own. But hopefully you'll hear me out.

So, until recently, I was dating this guy. Who dumped me for my best friend. *cough* unawesome asshole *cough* But anywho, it didn't even really matter because I like another guy, whom I just recently met a couple months ago. Problem is, I'm just another girl to him. Actually, worse: I'm the person he talks to about all his girl problems. Did I mention he's in love with my second best friend ever? And she kinda-sorta likes him back?

Yeah.

Ugh.

And he's way out of my league- funny, awesome, cute, and a year older. And I'm just pudgy unattractive me. Blehhh. This may sound totally hopeless to you, but he kind of sends mixed signals- like, if I'm having a bad day and I complain to him about being fat and ugly, he'll be all sweet and say I'm not fat and pretty and such. Even though he's probably just being nice... and I always call him on that, say, "Yeah, whatever, liar." And he always says he's sinsere a thousand times over. I don't even know.

So, I'm pretty sure the best course of action is to keep my big fat mouth shut and not say anything to him about it. Even though I have dropped pretty super-obvious hints... your opinion?

P.S. How does Matt survive all those hugs? D: Don't hug him for me. Make out with him! Lots of toungue! x]

xoxo, Chika

Chika,

Guy problems are annoying but, I can deal with hearing and giving some advice on them without much problem. They are common because no one really knows how to deal with us guys. I am better than most though so people don't have a problem with me. You don't hear Mattie complaining. (Frenchfry: Refer to chapter 5 Gilbert) How about I don't Frenchie?

Anyway, now that the intrustion is done, I think you should tell him. There is no harm in letting someone know how you feel about them, even if they don't feel the same way. They may just surprise you. if not, at least you said something instead of just hopeing that everything works out and that he finds out on his own.

It sucks that he likes your friends but, maybe he does like you. he can obviously trust you if he tells you so much.

Mattie is so adorable that it's easy for him to survive hugs! Making out with Mattie… will happily do.

~Gilbert

Heya, Gil. ^-^

So I seem to have a problem hanging onto friendships. I'm friends with people for a year or so, but inevitably I end up finding something about them that I absolutely hate. I can never actually come out and say this, though, so I just kind of distance myself from them until they forget that we were ever friends (some more than others, although I doubt that those... certain... people were ever really my friends). Right now I've got two really great close friends, one of whom is practically Italy, and one of the friends that I sort of dumped at the beginning of the year never quite got the hint, so we're kind of casual friends at this point. The problem is that my current friends sort of come with some other people who I'd rather not hang out with, and said people are a bit rude to me at times-like the time one of them talked about a party that she hadn't invited me to and how FUN it was, blahblahblah. Right in front of my face. My friend (the Italy one) was kind of uncomfortable about it, which made me feel a little bit better, but I just don't know what I'm going to do if this sort of thing keeps up and "Italy" keeps having to choose between me and them. And I'm worried that I'll eventually find something wrong with him too and dump him... *sigh* Hey, it's not romance advice, right? Anyway, I'd like to know if I should maybe be a bit more, um, assertive when people are bitchy like that. I'm too nice, that's my problem... I guess I'm pretty much fem!Lithuania *laughs* Except I have no stalkers, thank the gods. (Yet. *gulp*)

So... yeah. Kudos if you actually understood that, and give Mattie a kiss from me~

Rhia

P.S. Tell FrenchFry I admire her in-character writing and that this was a cool idea! ^-^

Rhia,

Friendship problems are sometimes more annoying than relationship problems. It's harder to let go of friends than it is to have guy trouble. It sucks that you keep figuring out something that you can't stand about them but I do have a bit of advice about that. If you find something that you hate about someone, tell them and figure out if it is bad enough to end a friendship over. Sometimes, it isn't. you sound a bit like fem!Lituania, the lack of stalkers is good at the very least because stalkers can be creepy. I feel a bit bad for your "Italy" friend. Having to choose sides kind of sucks. I think you should be more assertive when people are being stupid. Don't be so nice and tolerant, if something bothers you, just say it.

FrenchFry thanks you!

~Gilbert

Prussia the awesome,

i know you get a lot of mail asking about love but i need advice.i have this friend that i like as more then just a friend. i want to tell him but i just can't, i don't want to ruin our friendship. if he dosen't like me back it would be awkward between us. my friends say to go and tell him but i need your awesome opinion.

lots of awesomeness

baka12

Baka12,

My advice for you is simple and awesome, just tell him. If he is a good enough frined then it shouldn't be too much of a problem to tell him how you feel about him.

~Gilbert

Dear Gilbert,

Ok. I've made it apparent that my religion isn't changing anytime soon. They still bug me about but I really don't care. -_- Well, now they've decided that because of the way I dress, I'm a Nazi. My wardrobe went from pink to black over the summer, yet my personality's the same, and I now wear black lace up boots and a military style coat. It makes no sense, especially considering that the popular insult at my school is calling somebody a Jew. -mumbles- Racist bastards...

Help? Please?

Signed,

QueenTutankhamun

QueenTutankhamun,

It's good that you stopped caring what they all think, it makes life easier if you just don't pay attention to what people think of you.

So, you dress in black and combat boots and other sawesome things and they call you a nazi? That doesn't even make sense. They seem a bit judgemental and racist. Those are both annoying qualities to find in someone. Once again, it doesn't really matter what they say, do what you want anyway. tell them off for calling you a naiz, call them out for being racist if need be. It may get you in a bit of trouble but, it will feel good.

~Gilbert

Dear Gilbert,

I actually don't need advice this time, but I just got an AWESOME idea for proposing! Okay, what you do is find a favorite video game or something like that and you get Estonia to hack in a secret ending. After Matthew finishes the game he'll get to the ending, which is in actuality a proposal! And be sure to be there while he watches it, so that when he looks at you you'll be down on one knee with the ring. Good, bad, what? It's got flair to it!

Good luck!

~Ayla

Ayla,

Thanks for the suggestion! I already proposed but, I like it anyway!

~Gilbert

Dear Prussia,

I actually have a lot of problems. But, for your sake (and mine), I'll go one at a time.

Recently, most everyone on my father's side of the family has been talking to me about going to some boarding school on the East Coast. My aunt (his sister) took me there for a school tour. (Apparently, I have connections there, so admission shouldn't be a huge problem.) I went, I saw, I WASN'T IMPRESSED. Well, not particularly. Granted, it's a nice place, but I don't think it's the right place for me.

The problem is, I don't think they realize that. Just yesterday, my aunt called to convince my mother to let me go (or try to). Too bad Mom wasn't having it. Since the idea came up, she's been against it, but she decided to let me see the place and make my own decision. I made it the day after I came back: I'm not going. That step is still a ways off for me.

Then last night, Dad told me to finish the application. I see no point in this, because I told him - and my aunt - that I wasn't going. But he didn't listen to me. (What else is new?) They seem to think that, because I'll be around "rich folks," I'll do better there than I'm doing here. Two words: BULL SHARK. Between you and me, I think he's trying to kick me out early.

As you can probably see, this is an extremely unawesome situation. And I don't do well in unawesome situations.

How can I make them realize, once and for all, that I'm not ready to go this far yet? Of course I'll leave home - I just won't leave when I'm only two years into adolescence!

Signed,

Flying Snowflake of Hope (who has no hope at all right now)

P. S. No offense, but I think you're too awesome for your own good.

Flying Snowflake of Hope,

Don't go. It's as simple as that. Talk to your mom about it and ask her to help you convince your dad and aunt. Being around the "rih folks" won't do anything to help except it will make it easier to be annoyed by rich people at a boarding school. He might be trying to but, don't let him do it. asking your mom for help might be the best approach to this. Explain that you're just not ready to leave home yet.

~Gilbert

Gilbert,

I must say, your grammar is atrocious Gilbert. You really must work on that, it is hideous. Unfortunately, I must ask for a bit of advice. I doubt that you will be able to help me at all but, it is worth the try. There will be more than one question stated here so please, have patientence and be serious about your reponse otherwise I will be forced to hurt you.

I do have a bit of a, well a romance problem you could say. It involves two others. They are both my exes and they are causing quite a bit of a problem for me now. The problem is, they have both been trying to get me back and I don't know who to pick. They are both such insufferable gits but, there is still quite a bit of feeling between us. One problem has to do with the fact that one left on mutual terms and the other tore me apart inside. The other broke me damn heart. It took me quite a long time to get over that and sometimes I still feel as if I am a bit broken. The problem with that is I'm still in love with the bloody git who broke my heart. I don't know whether I can be with him again.

I do need advice on something else. I told you that there would be more than one thing. One of my "brothers" has become a bit of an annoying idiot like the rest. It is, of course, Peter. He has become a bit of a problem and it drives me a little bit crazy sometimes. He just wants to become a bigger nation and the child is starting to act a bit like Alfred. That is a problem.

Please answer promptly.

~Arthur

Arthur,

I don't care how bad my grammar is you annoying brit. I will have terrible grammar if I want to. Did you even spell grammar right? Isn't it grammer? I will "seriously" answer you questions.

Don't get so worked up over Francis and Alfred man. I know that you have a thing for both of them and had a thing for them but, don't get so upset about wanting to be with one of them. I can tell that you are going on about the unawesome American that we all hate and frankly, I think that your problem is that you don't trust Alfred. I think you should give it a shot and forget about the perverted French bastard.

Peter is becoming more awesome, end of story.

~Gilbert

Thanks for the awesome amount of reviews! If you want to give Arthur a bit of advice, feel free to do so. If not, tell me what you need help with. Next, Spain.

~TheAwesomeGil

AN: Done… that took so long because of root canals and family and school and I hate taking this long! O well.

We are up to 120 reviews! I will give a one shot to 150!