(Warning! This Author's note is freaking long!)
Minxy: Okay you guys. I have a confession to make. This story is indeed a troll fic but the reason why I didn't tell you guys is because I thought that putting in the genre of parody would tell you that this story was meant to suck. The reason why I'm telling you so late was because I kind of wanted to be that story where people were debating if the story intentionally bad or not. So you guys are probably wondering why would I write a story like this. It's mainly because I just enjoy writing sucky things. The Chibi Minxy was supposed to be based off me when I was a kid and what a younger me would write. It just write horrible things for the fun of it. But I'm also afraid of uploading the fanfictions that I actually put effort into mainly because I'm afraid that those would suck as well. So I'd like to thank CallieSizemore601 for offering to help me. So when I'm writing real fanfictions in the future, I'll ask you for help. And I'm not planning for Dreamland no Densetsu to be completely bad. I'm planning to put in some good paragraphs and even chapters in here. And I maybe I'll make a sequel focusing on Kirby! Well anyways, thank you all for reading this because this is most read story here and check out my other fanfictions and maybe I'll start writing more good fanfictions. And one last thing, would you guys like for me to upload a prompt from a previous Kirby fanfiction I have as a bonus on the next chapter? Please, let me know and (don't) enjoy!
It was night time which means it was the perfect time for Salvia to sleep with Sword. She made sure to make a lot of noise so Meta Knight would hear them,"Maybe he'll get jealous," She thought to herself. Kirby was sleeping peacefully but Meta Knigt sure wasn't. Salvia was so loud that her wondered how Kirby's able to sleep through this. He wanted to stop them but Meta Knight did not want to walk into what ever the Hell they were doing soo he just read books.
Salvia woke up next to Sword very dissapointed. Meta Knight didn't ciome in to see what they were doing,"Huh, this is hopeless," Salvia complained. Sword woke up next to her,"Good mornig, my love," he groaned, "Oh, ohaiyo Sword," Salvia looked out the window very sad. Sword knew something was wrong so he asked her and she replied,"It's your boss, Sword. I don't think Meta Knight likes me and since he's like a father to you he might not allow us to get married," Salvia blurted. Sword was going to have with Meta Knight.
"Meta Knight!" Sword bargained. Meta Knight and Kirby stopped what they were doing to look at the knight. He would never talk to Meta Knight like that,"Why the Hell do you hate Saliva?" Sword barked. Meta Knight should have seen this coming. Ever since Salvia came to Dreamland, Blade and Sword's behavior had changed in a horrible way. First, it started with Blade trying to hurt Sword and now Sword is getting pissed because his master doesn't like Salvia,"She held a grudge against me for no reason," Meta Knight commented,"And why are you still with this girl? She chose Blade over you at one point and she asked me out yesterday morning," Sword did not believe his master so he stormed out,"Keep your grubby hands off Salvia!"
"Did you convince him to like me?" Salvia asked,"No! He still hates you for no DAMN reaons!" Sword was furious about what Meta Knight said about Salvia. Shw wouldn't dare to ask him out, right? But at the same time it makes him thing. It was true that Salvia picked Blade over him at one point. Maybe what Meta Knight was saying about her is true. He also knows that Meta Knight would never lie to anyone. But he quickjy shook off that thoought and went hme with Saliav.
As much as like Sword and Blade, Salavi truley love Meth Knit. But she didn't want the knights to know so she waited when they were gone to rty to flirt with Meta Knight but Meta Knight would never give in which left Salvia heart broken. She couldn't take getting rejected so many time so sh decided that it would be good to end it all. She wrote her final note,"I'm sowrry that I have to go but Meta Kniggt is the reasosn why I dide. He hated me so much it made me wonder if I were ever truley beautiful and loved so goodbye my dear friends and the love of my life. Sayonara (Sayonara means goodbye in Japanase). Salvia took her sabre and tabbed herselve in the stomache and collapesed. She could see all her memories flashing before her. (Flashback)
It was unusual to remember when you were born but Salvia remembered way befaor that. She remember when she was an embryo all the way to birth. Oh how happy everyone was; she was such a beautiful baby. But while she in her crib this dark being came to her cursed her into becominga demon beast. That would change her life forever.
Salvia was so smart that she was able to skip preschool. In elementry scholl, she met a floating, limbless creature. She has a brown head with two beady white eyes with eyelashes, and an off white marking above her mouth giving the appearance of a wide, mischievous smile with two pointed orange teeth underneath, and gray-white hair with a curved tip. She has two orange, inward-curving, yellow-tipped spikes on the top of his head, likely meant to represent spider mandibles. On the front of her hair, he has what appear to be two orange eyes with white pupils, and he has four more eyes on the back of her hair, again giving him the appearance of being a spider. She wore a purple scarf, tied at the front, and a pink, yellow-orange rimmed cape with a spider-web design. Her dark blue/violet body has two of what appear to be gray-white buttons on it's front, and red circle designs on either side. She had a purple stinger-like appendage on her bottom and six gloved hands. Her fingerless gloves are white, with pink cuffs, U-shaped designs on the backs starting at the wrists, and pink tips on the thumbs. That strange girl would become Salvia's first friend. However, Salvia could not remember her name. But then that girl would break up their friendship. Salvia also forgot about that.
Then the day her parents died and her soon to be sibling was kidnapped. The orphanage. That soldier who raped her and the baby she gave birth to afterwards. Then Nightmare saving her and taking her to his home. It was fine for some years until the day he wanted her to destroy plant Popster. Since he had refused, he tried to rape her but then Kirby and his friends saved her and took her to Popstar where she would met her first two dushes, Sword and Blade. Then there was the time she unlocked her inner power and that time she saw Meta Knight naked. (Edn fo flasbuck)
Salvia took her last breaths and diued. Oh so she thought. She'd find herself waking up to bickerting. It was Meta Knight and Sword arguing and Kirby crying. It was about Salvia's note,"WHY THE HELL WOULD MAKE SALVIA TRY TO KILL HERSELF!?" Sword roared,"For the last time, I didn't make her attempt suicide!" Meta Knight claimed. Kirby just wanted the fighting to stop but his cries were falling on deaf ears. Meta Knight wanted to stop too but Sword just continued then he noticed that Salvia was awake so he took her and ran from the hospital. He and Salvia needed to go else where.
The the Hell are you taken me?" Salvia asked,"Where'e going to Arthrophoria! We'll settle there so no one will ever find ous!" Sword yelled. They reached it only to find find that it appaered to be taken over by...OHMYGOD! It was Queen Sectonia and some other guty! "Peasants from Dreamland?" Sectonia appealed, "You must have been sent to try and stop me. But I'm not going down twice!" Sectonia proceeded to take out her two swords but Salvia cried,"No! We don't want to fight you, we came so we could join you!" The guybtook their words into comsideration,"Honey, I think they might be on to something. And since they were with Kirby, they should give us an advantage," Sectonia poundred about it as well and decided to let them join.
"Salvia, can you come for a second?" Queen Sectonia asked politely. Salvia agreed ahd Sectonia took her to her bedroom and let her have a seat with some tea,"Do you remember Eiji from elementry school?' Sectonia asked,"I could only remember this weird spider girl I was friends with. Sorry," "Do you remember who that girl was?" Salvia certainly did not and that made Sectonia mad,"How could you forget that girl's name? She was your first friend so she must have had an impact on your life!" Sectonia barked,"How did you know about my friend?" Salvia asked,"Because that weird spider was me!" Salvia was shocked. That weird shy nerdy spider was Queen Sectonia all this time? Who knew! Sectonia realised that she got a little out of hand and calmed down,"To make a long story short, Eiji was the first boy I fell in love with. We'd do everything together until you decided to sabotage our relationship so you could have him. Not only was my heart was broken but my first and best friend had betrayed me. Salvia, will you promise not to take Hutch away from me?" Salvia really missed Sectonia and she really was her first and best friend,"I won't take away Hutch," Salvia said. Sectonia couldn't help but hug Salvia,"Thank you..."
Dreamland no Densetsu fun facts: Salvia was a legit character at one point. Her design was slightly different and her main weapon was a sabre. Thanks for reading!