Dear Prussia,
Apparently London has used her usual tactic of hiding the beer in her
wardrobe...for the seventeenth time. I tell her, if it didn't work before, why
would it now? If our father gets drunk it always turns out bad for me, usually
something along the lines of father putting me up as a bet against China in a
cooking contest, or something else he's obviously going to lose. So don't be
surprised if my next letter is sent in Mandarin.
On another note, technically you wouldn't be eating the Viennese coffee, you'd
be drinking it. But you'd object to that anyway wouldn't you? What's your
problem with Austria? I think he's a very amiable person.
All the best,
"Norwich" Ritchie Kirkland
P.S My best rifle has gone missing and my "sweet" younger sister has been
grumbling about killing France in cold blood. Any idea why mate?
Norwich,
Well, if Iggy Brows gets drunk, don't blame me! Pfft, a cooking contest against China… Your dad….
Anything Austrian is crap. And amiable? Who uses that word?
-The AWESOME Preußen
P.S.- I have NO idea…