"So, Wigglytuff, what's my first case going to be?" Aether asked, after Chatot had left the room out of frustration.

"Yeah… About that..." Wigglytuff said timidly.

"What?"

"It was fun annoying Chatot, but this really isn't a law firm." Wigglytuff revealed.

"Oh, I knew." Aether said.

"I- Wait, you knew?" Wigglytuff repeated.

"Yep. That's why I added clause ^ to Section B Paragraph A," Aether said, grinning, " 'In the event that the organization known as Wigglytuff's Guild is not a law firm, I become a co-leader of it regardless.' "

"Er." Wigglytuff shrugged, and not knowing what else to do, "Friendly Friend!"

"Oh, and I knew that logic I used on Chatot didn't make any sense. One of my trainers taught me that the best method to get your way was to use scatological statements until my opponent gave up. 2.7 times more effective than clawing out your opponent's eyes, and much less repercussions."

"There was a ruins sites found a few days ago," Wigglytuff remembered, "Why don't you go explore it?"

"And it's that kind of pathetically disguised plot driven event that I can use to alleviate boredom. See ya' Wigglytuff!" Aether yelled, leaving.

Once he left, Chatot peaked out from behind the door.

"Is he gone?" Chatot asked, very seriously.

"Nope." Aether said. Chatot let out a shrill scream and instinctively flew into the air, ready for attack in a kung fu stance. Only, Aether wasn't in sight and Wigglytuff was cracking up.

"Dang you and your spot on impressions, Guildmaster." Chatot said respectfully, landing.

Scene Change

"Well, guys, what do you think of the current plan?" Arceus asked his three companions. Joining him were Dialga, ruler of time, Palkia, ruler of space, and Giratina, a six legged dragon creature who rules over a parallel universe. With no inhabitants, or, life forms in general.

"I could go for another pizza." Giratina stated. Needless to say, food wasn't too common where he came from.

"Well," Dialga butted in, "The plan is fine. The resources necessary, however, seem to be far too large."

"Explain." Arceus demanded.

"For starters, it needs a Gundam. Where are we going to get a Gundam?" Dialga asked.

"I can just make one. God powers, remember?" Arceus stated, as if Dialga was a moron.

"Won't a being higher then you get angry at you for taking something trademarked without permission into a setting where it doesn't fit at all?" Dialga questioned.

"Morimoto?" Arceus asked for confirmation, "Then I'll give Metagross a new evolution. That's what we did when we needed a villain, and Dusclops wasn't threatening enough. We also did that when we needed a scary Gligar, and when we needed a water dragon."

"Metagross is a pseudo legendary, so until the power creep gets really bad and fourth evolutions are introduced, we can't do him." Palkia chimed in.

"Fine," Arceus conceded, "We'll go to plan B. Any comments on that plan?"

Palkia and Dialga glanced at each other.

"Should you tell him that Druddigons can't fly, or should I?" Dialga whispered.

"He'll probably just give them wings, despite the fact that they're cave dwellers." Palkia responded.

"I never did get that 48th pizza." Giratina stated, and was consequentially ignored.

A/N

And so, another chapter that shows I am doing this with no planning whatsoever. Although, that isn't true, I do have plenty ideas floating around in my head that I do intend to use for this story.

I understand this seems dumb/stupid, but that was my intention from the start. A lot of my offline projects are serious, dark pieces, so this story is more of a way to make sure I don't lose the ever so little comedic abilities I have.