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Becca was bored. Bad things tended to happen when she got bored. Well, not really bad so much as hard to explain. It was her boredom that had her convince Jonathan to "get out and do something fun."

Turns out, "something fun," meant attracting attention to oneself, which is why Becca and Jonathan were, for the moment, back in Arkham.

". . . . And then the monkey somehow got control of the bulldozer, which is why half of Madison Square Garden has to be rebuilt."

Harley Quinn blinked once before tilting her head. "Why didn't ya stop it?"

Becca sighed. "I told you, by that point I'd been trapped in the big ball of yarn."

"Oh yeah, huh. Well, what about Professor Crane?"

Becca gave her a 'seriously?' look. "Once again, I told you; his foot had gotten tangled in all the kite string and was stuck hanging from a lamppost."

"Right," said Harley with an understanding look. "Boy, it's too bad Red's not here. She woulda loved to hear about this."

Becca shrugged. "She'll hear about it on her own."


"This is the last time I let her talk me into something," Jonathan sighed.

"Not likely," Edward commented.

"Shut up," he snapped. Edward held his hands up defensively. A few minutes later they were joined by Becca.

"Y'know, I kinda missed this place," she said. "Key work, kinda."

"You'll get bored after a week."

"It's like you know me."


A/N: Just a setup chapter to get Becca back in Arkham. It's necessary for her to be there.