Chibi: Happy Chapter 11! Thanks for writing that "great" tenth chapter for me, Minxy.
Minxy: Don't mention it. I didn't actually expect to get a positive comment about it.
Chibi: You did? How?
Minxy: I just did. Anyway, I forgot to do this with the last chapter so I'll do this right now.
(Drum rolls)
Minxy: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Dreamland no Densetsu drinking game! Whenever Salvia is described as beautiful or perfect, (takes out a shot glass) take a shot! Whenever other characters who don't deserve to get karma get karma, take a shot! And whenever random Japanese is used in this story, take a shot!
Chibi: What is drinking game?
Minxy: You'll find out.
Salvia woke up in her bedroom to her husband Hutch getting ready for something,"Ohaiyo," Salvia yawned,"dō shita no?" (Ohaiyo means Good morning in Japanese and Dō shita no means what's up in Japanese) "Haven't you heard? Meta Knight is getting married today," Hutch said. Salvia couldn't believe what she was hearing. How dare Meta Knight marry someone else? She quickly put on a White Heavenly Hues Light Grey Maxi Dress with a pair of White Sergio Rossi Lexington Shoes. She quickly got unto her Agusta motorcycle and rode to Dreamland. Salvia managed to make it to Dedede's castle in 1 minute. She got off her motorcycle and quickly ran inside of the castle where she saw Meta Knight holding the hands of an unknown woman who had her eyes hidden with the satin she wore on her head.
Salvia couldn't believe it. Her Meta Knight, her one true love, the one she dreamt of marrying everyday, the one she lusted for was going to marry and give all his love to another woman. This wasn't right. This wasn't how things were supposed to go. Meta Knight was supposed to marry her not this stranger, not this virago, not this slut, not this gold digger, not this succubus,"Meta Knight!" Salvia cried,"How could you do this to me?" the bride looked at Salvia and went behind Meta Knight. Why would Meta Knight want to marry such a cowardly woman? "Salvia," Meta Knight fumed,"How many times must I tell you this, I do not like you," "It's because of her!" Salvia screamed. Salvia summonded her sabre and charged at the bride but Meta Knight stopped her.
Meta Knight embraced Salvia only to run outside with her and then proceeded throw her into a nearby pond. Her White Heavenly Hues Light Grey Maxi Dress was ruined so were her White Sergio Rossi Lexington Shoes. Meta Knight looked down at Salvia, his were eyes as red as ever,"Salvia," he said in a stern tone,"give me a favor and leave me, my son and my bride alone," and with that, the knight took his leave. Salvia started to cry. This can't be happening to her. This just can't be happening. Meta Knight was supposed to be her husband. Salvia cried in the water. This was the worst day ever.
Salvia jumped awake screaming so loudly that her husband jumped awake as well,"What's wrong?" Hutch asked sounding very worried. Salvia smiled at her husband,"Oh, it's just a silly little nightmare." Salvia was on her way to her photoshoot. Ever since she became a queen, she became more popular than ever. Every picture of her looked beautiful. Not a single mistake at all. Then she had to go sign autographs. And after that, she had to go perform her new hit songs. And finally she had to go to an interview. Salvia enjoyed looking at all the positive comments she got. It reminded her of how great she was until she saw this comment posted by non other than Sectonia,"You're such a big disgrace! You call yourself royalty? You're nothing but a typical celebrity!"
Salvia was enraged at Sectonia's comment so she decided to reply to her comment,"And you're nothing but a hater!" All of Salvia fans praised her for her clever comment. Sectonia started to get lots of hate for her hateful comment but she didn't care. She has been through a lot worse anyway. And she had more important things to as well. Little did she know that Salvia was coming to have a a little visit today.
Salvia put on her Purposefully Piquant Midi Dress with Lotus Shoes and did her hairstyle in a Pull Thru Ponytail. She quickly got unto her Agusta motorcycle and rode to Dreamland. Luckily for Salvia, Sectonia was in Resolution Road. Salvia drove by her to purposely embarrass her by having her skirt lifted. Sectonia had on white panties. Salvia then stop just a short distance away,"Kon'nichiwa, Sectonia!" Salvia yelled. Sectonia was fuming after what Salvia did. Sectonia explained to Salvia that she had no time to deal with her today.
Salvia decided that she wanted to go see Meta Knight now. She got on her motorcycle but before drove by Sectonia to lift her skirt again then she drove off. Meta Knight and Kirby were reading together outside. Everything was peaceful until Salvia came. She gracefully came off her motorcycle and she sashayed gracefully, her hair bounced gracefully as she walked towards the two but they looked anything but happy to see her,"Kon'nichiwa, Meta Knight senpai!" Salvia said flirtatiously while flicking her hair. The knight got up, took Kirby and walked inside of the castle. He is such a tsundere.
Salvia decided to go back home. As she rode home, she saw a little girl that looked very similar to her daughter but that couldn't be her because her daughter should have died years ago of neglection. She was greeted by everyone and decided to go check her Facebook account. She was looking at all of Sectonia's replies which were hate comments but she deserved it. Until she saw a comment by Meta Knight. He...Agreed with Sectonia! Salvia was jealous of Sectonia now. That had never happened to her. Sectonia was getting way to close to Meta Knight but Salvia knew that deep down that Meta Knight loved her more than Sectonia. He's just a tsundere that's all. That nightmare she had was just a nightmare, right?
Chibi: Since the Carnival Holiday is just next week, I'm gonna see how much chapters I could write.
Dreamland no Densetsu Funfacts: Originally, Salvia was supposed to be a goth like Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.