Another Monday Night, another night of Raw. This time it's regular time and not 3 hours haha. I'm busy getting ready for tonight's show. I get dressed in a light blue cocktail dress, and put on silver shoes. I put on a crystal snowflake necklace, a bracelet with the letter 'A' on it for Alex, glitz teardrop earrings and a blue gemstone ring. I finish off with painting my nails light blue and applying clear lip gloss and blue eyeshadow. I make sure I look okay and I walk out to Alex, who happens to be wearing another suit.
"Another suit huh?" I ask, a smile creeping onto my face.
"Yeah. You're looking great as usual." Alex says looking at me with a smile.
"And look at that, what I'm wearing matches what you're wearing by the color." I say, getting a good look at the color of the shirt underneath the suit jacket of his.
"So it does." He chuckles after looking between the two.
"That's just weird how we made that happen."
"Yeah it is."
"I'm going to go see if they're ready yet." I saw, walking over to the door and peeking in.
"Ready yet?" I ask.
"Yup." Aly says, putting her jacket on.
We both leave our rooms separately and head down to the car and head off to the arena.
"I wonder what kind of plan John has for Wade and Nexus this week."
"I don't know but it's sure to be funny."
We pull up to the arena and get out and hang around backstage for a while, and when the show starts we sit there by one of the tv's in the general area of backstage and watch the replay of what happened last week with Mike's speech and then his match against Jerry.
"I don't really want to watch that match again." Aly turns her head.
"Me neither. So much carnage." I say, turning away myself.
It didn't last for too long, because now we could hear Punk and Jerry at ringside, we turn back to the tv to watch. Their conversation didn't last long because Michael Cole came out.
"Oh boy.."
"King King. Can I have your attention please? It is with the deepest remorse that I come out here tonight, to try to explain my actions of last week."
"Yeah, you helped Mike win that title back." I say to the tv.
"Yeah...thanks but you're still a dork." Aly adds.
"I've been wrestling with this all week long, I don't know why I did what I did. You don't understand, you people don't understand. You don't understand how traumatic...traumatic last week was for me. The hate mail, the hate mail that I've recieved. How could all of you write those hurtful...those hurtful things about me?"
"Because they can?"
"Half of them are probably 'cause he keeps saying he has an email from the GM, and also 'and I quote'." I add.
"I wouldn't doubt it."
"But the one thing I will not do...I will not apologize for the way that I feel about The Miz. Because...listen listen...because when The Miz started in this company, I was the only one... the only one who supported him. And when The Miz won the WWE Championship, when The Miz won the title ladies and gentlemen...it was like my own son had won the championship." Cole says, getting into the ring.
"Son? Awkwarddddd..."
"And you were not the only one to support him you jerk." Aly adds, sticking her tongue out.
"So Jerry, Jerry. Jerry last week, when all this was going on in the ring and there were tables and ladders and chairs everywhere. And Miz was down, and you were climbing that ladder Jerry...I got caught up in the emotion of the moment. I got caught up in the emotion of the moment. And Jerry, because of that..that's what I deeply deeply regret."
"What a drama queen."
"Suck it up Cole." I laugh.
"Well you know Cole, I really expected you to come out here and apologize to me. I mean you cost me the WWE Championship."
"Jerry, what do you want me to say? What do you want me to say? Okay I did, I regret that. I regret my actions of last week. Okay? You've never made a mistake before? You've never
made one mistake. I made a mistake."
"Well, this may be a mistake but I think I'm going to have to come up there and finish what I started last week."
"Oh jeez."
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Jerry wait, wait wait wait wait wait. Jerry wait! Listen. Let's talk about this like adults. Let's not be children here. Let's talk about this like adults. The way you just acted, the way that you just acted, it rang a bell up here. You know why? Because I believe the way that you just acted, I believe that you are as much to blame to what happened last week as I was. No, hear me out. We're supposed to be broadcast journalists. We're supposed to report on the news. We're not supposed to make the news okay? Last week Jerry you made the news. Last week, you were the headline. You were the headline Jerry." And Cole goes on and on, and Lawler starts walking to the ring when the GM ding goes off.
"Wonder what that's going to say." Mike says.
"Guess I'll handle it." Punk says going over to the GM computer.
"Hello everybody! Sorry I'm a little nervous, I've always wanted to do this. I have recieved an email. The Raw General Manager says, and I quote." Punk trails off and Aly snorts in amusement.
"I am ordering a cease and desist on any physicallity between Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Violation of this order will result in termination. What I would like right now is for Jerry to get in the ring and shake hands with Michael."
"Nice. Let's see if he does it."
Jerry gets into the ring and they do shakes hands. Cole goes to walk away but Jerry doesn't let go and pulls on his hand and Cole walks back over, standing in front of Jerry.
"Okay Cole. No physicallity. But you know I think there's someone...in the back that...may want to say something to you."
Cole looks confused, asking Jerry 'what' until Randy's music goes off and Cole is like 'oh my god'.
"Uh-oh."
Randy walks down the ramp and Cole tries to get away, but Jerry keeps hold of his hand keeping him in the ring as Randy gets in with a mic.
"Michael? I want you to send a message to your favorite superstar, The Miz. You see I don't blame him for cashing in the Money In The Bank briefcase when he did...I don't. Because if the roles were reversed, I would've done the exact same thing."
"Damn right you have."
"As a matter of fact, The Miz and I...are alot alike. The only difference is that I have proven I have the ability to back up what I say in this ring."
"Or so you say."
"So Michael, keep on rooting for the Miz. Do it all you want, I don't care. Because injured knee or not, I am going to take back the WWE Championship from The Miz...tonight."
"Like hell you are." I say.
Then Mike motions for us to follow him and we walk to the curtain and his music plays and we walk out, Cole with a relieved look on his face.
"Randy Randy Randy. You used to be so original. So willing to stand on your own. But now you sound like everyone else who is underestimating me. This past summer we both were in the very same Money In the Bank match. The only difference is that I won and you lost."
Aly and I both tilt our heads in acknowledgement.
"Now you're left there in the middle of that ring with nothing more than tough talk and an injured knee. While I stand on this stage the new WWE Champion! And as far as you winning back your title tonight...yeahhh, that's not going to happen. 'Cause the Raw GM already informed me that since I successfully defended my title last week, I don't have to defend it again until the tables, ladders and chairs pay per view in two weeks." Miz explains and we smirk.
"Against you Randy. So the good news is, your knee's going to be all better. The bad news is...really doesn't make a difference because you're going to lose again."
"Great plan. Great plan Miz. The only problem with that plan is where's the seven guys that's going to come down to the ring and beat me down before you face me?"
Aly rolls her eyes and Mike then goes over and turns to Alex.
"No no no no. Don't you look at A Riley. Don't you look at him, because he doesn't even count as one." Randy says, Alex laughs and I take the mic from Miz for a moment.
"Randy you do know you're insulting my boyfriend here right?" I retort in an aggravated tone.
"Yeah, and?"
"And...when you insult him, well you insult me and I don't take too kindly to that." I say and he shrugs.
"Yeah, what you just said though Randy, that's pretty funny coming from a guy who's on one leg. And even though The Miz here doesn't have to lower himself by facing you tonight Randy, well I got five minutes to kill. And there's nothing better that I'd like to do, than challenge you to a match and prove to you and the rest of the world that even Randy Orton can go A-Ri."
"This oughta be good." Aly murmurs amusedly.
"I don't know what it is exactly you just said, but I accept...you're on."
"That's good, but there's one more thing I have to tell you Randy. The GM also informed me that get to pick the kind of match we're going to have at TLC pay per view. So I'm going to think long and hard, because well my decision is going to be just like me...awesome."
"Damn right." Aly smiles.
"Well Miz, I'm looking forward to that. I really am looking forward to your decision. Uh, and for anyone out there who thinks that I might be too injured to compete, there is one thing injured knee or not that I can still do very well." Randy finishes and hesitates, finally giving and RKO to Cole, while Mike's look on his face is like 'pshh whatever'.
"Um...was that supposed to make us scared?"
"I think that's what he was trying to do." I say as we walk backstage, heading to the room.
"Well he failed."
"Epic fail." I say as we walk into the room and sit down on the couches.
"Alright Alex, I love you but you got to cool it with the spray tanning." I come out and say, he looks at me like 'what?'.
"You too Mike. You both look like you belong on Jersey Shore or something."
"We like the actual color of you, not massive spray tan colors. I mean you're kind of looking a little brown there Alex. I can tell by your face."
"Some tanning isn't bad, but not as much as you have right now." Aly says amusedly.
"I'll let this slide tonight, just remember what she said... for next week and future shows."
They both nod slowly, looking at each other like 'really?'. We come back from commercial break to the first match of the night. We hear Ted's music and he walks out with Maryse.
"Gross."
"Eww." Aly makes a face.
The camera then go to backstage to Nikki walking along and stopping at Daniel Bryan's locker room to be his tag team partner against Ted and Maryse. But instead Brie walks out with him and she's teaming with him.
"Oh, denied." I laugh.
"Hahahaha."
He walks away with her, and then comes out to his music and as usual you and I are singing 'kill de wabbit'. Mike and Alex are laughing at us. The music fades, which makes us stop and the match starts. At one point, Nikki walked out and stood ringside for support. When Brie was laying on the apron, Nikki pulled her out and crawled in to take her place, she and Daniel won.
"Woo hoo." I say sarcastically rolling my eyes.
"Cheaters."
After the cameras go off of everyone, we see that there's going to be a tag team championship match and then up next Wade is going to be doing an exclusive interview about the situation with John and that would be next.
"Ugh every Monday Night, I can't stand looking at his face." I say in disgust.
"Can't wait til John gets ahold of him."
"His face will be mush...again."
"I'd like to get my hands on Barrett." Alex mutters.
"I know how bad you want to." I agree, looking at him and he nods, growling faintly.
"But save some of that anger to use in the match against Randy tonight."
"Right."
We come back from commercial and they replay what John did to Nexus last Monday. Then after that CM Punk says they have Wade via satellite in a nearby hotel room.
"Wade, can you hear me Wade?" Punk asks, and the screen reveals Otunga instead.
"Wade Barrett isn't here. He's on his way to the arena for Gabriel and Slater's tag title match."
"Figures."
"Okay well David Otunga, we'll ask you the same question we were going to ask Wade Barrett. What exactly is your strategy to stopping John Cena?"
"Now obvious I'm not going to tell you what we're going to do to Cena. Come on now. Barrett and I, we don't always see eye to eye. But Wade does have a plan. John Cena's trying to pick us off one by one. All we have to do is stay united and stick to our strategy. I'm going to tell you this. When John Cena enters that arena tonight, that's going to be the last time you see John Cena. Now my food's here, so this interview is over." Otunga finishes answering the knock on the door.
"I swear I'll laugh if John shows up and beats his ass."
When he answers the door, the waiter comes in with a plate of food that Otunga ordered. He complains on where the food's been and when he takes a bite he complains that it's cold and that he's not paying for it. He pushes the waiter out the door and there's another knock. Otunga goes and opens the door revealing John.
"Hey." John says all smiles and then he starts going after Otunga.
Aly cracks up laughing. Then Husky starts getting involved and they go at each other. John grabs the tray the food was on and hits Husky in the head with it. This gives Otunga the chance to flee. Before John could get to him, he was already gone. So John went back over to Husky, grabbed him and threw him into the wall before leaving himself and we go to commercial after seeing Husky on the floor holding his head. Aly's leaning on Mike, snickering.
"Well he's doing what he said. Taking them out one by one."
"True true."
We come back from commercial and the next match was Tyson Kidd against David Hart Smith. Tyson came out with this weird tall guy that no one knew who he was. In the end Tyson ended up winning. And then after that, the cameras switch to Wade, Slater and Gabriel in the locker room.
"Ugh." I say, turning away hiding my face in Alex's shoulder.
Aly also hides her face, Mike and Alex are glaring at the tv.
"You know what's happening. This is crazy. We're not safe anywhere, in the ring, in the hotel." Gabriel says first.
"I mean he took out Husky and we don't even know where Otunga is right now." Slater adds.
"Guys just calm down okay? This is exactly what Cena wants. He wants us to behave like scared children."
"And you are." Aly mumbles.
"Wade, I'm not making any excuses. I'm just saying, I'm not sure how well I can defend this title. Now my neck is still messed up, from what a certain 'fired' person did to me last week." Gabriel says.
"And McGillicutty got it even worse. He's still out from what Cena did to him." Slater adds
again.
"Listen listen okay? That stuff is just a setback. In the long run everything is going to work..." Wade's then cut off by Otunga rushing in.
"I hope they lose those titles."
"It'd be funny if John was the cause of them losing those titles." I add.
"That'd be hilarious."
"Guys, guys. Did you see that? You see what happened? Husky's hurt man. Wade, your plan didn't work."
"David I can see you're upset but I don't think there was a problem with the plan, I think the problem was the execution of the plan."
"No the problem is, is that we can get attacked anytime...anywhere..." Slater trails off.
"Okay okay. Heath just calm it down okay. You two need to focus on going to the ring and defending those titles okay? You'll be fine out there trust me. Good luck alright?"
"Come on man." Slater says.
"We can do this." Gabriel adds as they leave.
"I think not." Aly mutters, still hiding against Mike.
"Now later on, I'm going to go to the ring and I'm going to call out John Cena. I suggest you
watch. 'Cause maybe then you'll learn something about taking care of business."
"Look Wade, I'm going to be straight with you. You better. Because if you don't...you might have a mutiny on your hands." Otunga says and Wade just shakes his head and scoffs amusedly before we go to another commercial.
"I like those kinds of mutinies."
"You can sense by those words and the way they were said, that the crack in the foundation of the Nexus is getting bigger."
"Mmhmm."
"You two can look at the screen now, they're gone." Mike says.
"I don't know, because I'm pretty comfortable right now." I reply.
"I'm comfy."
We come back from commercial and the next match is a fatal four-way tag team match for the tag team championships. The first to come out was Santino and Kozlov, then the Usos with Tamina, Mark Henry and Yoshi Tatsu and then of course Slater and Gabriel. As the match went along, the first tag team to get eliminated was Yoshi and Mark. Then the next team to get eliminated was the Usos, and it now came down to Kozlov and Santino. And actually Santino ended up going against Gabriel and he was kicking butt.
"Santino is actually winning?" Mike says incredulously.
"What a shock." I say, moving my head so that it was still on Alex's shoulder but so that I could see what was going on.
"Wow." Aly says doing the same with Mike.
Slater was outside the ring with Kozlov so it was just Gabriel and Santino in the ring. All of a sudden we see John crawl out from under the ring and watch as the ref is distracted to climb up. I bolt right up after.
"Hey look who it is!"
"Heyyy!" Aly exclaims sitting straight up.
He distracts Gabriel, which in the end causes Santino do the cobra and pin Gabriel, winning the tag team titles.
"Haha yes!"
John's in the crowd now, laughing and everything and the fans go crazy.
"I thought it was grimace. I just saw this giant purple thing come out from underneath the ring. That man is fired he has no business being here." Punk says, answering what Jerry asked him.
"Yes he does Punk so shut your mouth."
As Santino's music still plays, Josh Matthews talks about Alex's match against Randy. The camera switches and it shows the matchup thing with the motions of the wrestler first and then freezes to a picture.
"Hey, about time you get your own little matchup motion thing. I like it." I smile, looking at Alex.
He laughs and nods. Then we see that Morrison was going to have his coronation ceremony for winning King In the Ring coming up next. We come back from commercial and Morrison's music plays and he walks out in a sparkly cape and crown.
"Oh...my...god..."
He gets into the ring and sits in the throne and starts talking.
"Boy it feels great to be king."
"Maybe in your own little world." Mike snorts.
"He'll always be the Janetty, as you would put it Mike." I laugh.
"Damn right."
"Now a king's no king without a queen by his side. So I'm going to call out one special person and offer that spot to her."
"I don't think I'm going to like this..."
"Sadie, come out here."
"Oh hell no." She shakes her head.
"Can I go mess with him then?" I ask.
"By all means. I'll come with but I don't know whether or not I'll go out there." Aly says and we both stand up."
"Be careful alright?" Mike asks as we get up.
"Mmhmm." We nod and kiss the guys before heading to the ramp.
"Sadie, I'm waiting. We're all waiting." Morrison says, growing impatient.
I tell the person in charge of playing the music to play our tag team music. I wait a while before walking out with a mic in hand.
"I said Sadie, not Carly." Morrison snaps.
"Ooooh tough talk coming from someone who looks like a pretty princess." I say, smiling.
"Princess? Oh no, this is the attire of a true king." Morrison corrects.
"Well someone sure does think highly of themselves. But I digress, you look like a princess. With all the sparkles and everything. But, dude you make an ugly princess with that facial
hair."
"You may be king, but Sadie will never be your queen."
"Oh yes she will, I'm still waiting for her to come out here." He says.
The music plays again and this time Aly comes out.
"I think what Carly means to say is that no matter how you try, I'm going to say no. I'm in a happily committed relationship, I can't stand you, and frankly...well...you look like Edward Cullen attacked you with a bedazzler." She says calmly into the mic in her hand.
The crowd busts up laughing and starts chanting 'you got dissed'.
"But unfortunately...Edward called and said he wants all those sparkles back, including the bedazzler." I add.
"I think its because he's jealous that you look more like a princess than he does."
"But like I said, I'm in a happily committed relationship. I'll show you just how happy I am." She then turns towards backstage.
"We'll ask my 'awesome' boyfriend to come out here for a minute please." She smiles.
Back in the room, Mike looks at Alex confused, but he gets up and heads out to the curtain where they play his music and he comes out. She tilts her body so that her side is facing the ring and she pulls Mike to stand in front of her.
"Just to prove my point, here's a little example." She says and then she drops the mic, grabs Mike's collar and pulls him down, kissing him hard.
I stand there, shaking my head amusedly and then she pulls away. Mike kind of stumbles a bit, because of how dazed he is this time.
"Consider this coronation, cancelled." I say into the mic as our tag team music plays and Aly, me and Mike walk backstage and back to the room.
Aly has a satisfied smirk on her face as she pulls a still dazed Mike into the room and pushes him down onto the couch.
"Just wow Windy." Alex laughs.
"My day is made." She smirks, dusting her hands off and sitting down against Mike's side.
After coming back from another commercial break, Natalya's music plays and she walks down to the ring and gets in. But the cameras go to Punk, Josh and Jerry and LayCool's sitting with them.
"Oh lord, not those two."
"What up with the same style dress on them?"
They're attempting to be twins I suppose. Problem is that they're too different to pull it off." Aly says, shaking her head.
"You and I, however, could pull it off. Our height difference isn't that much and our looks are alot alike."
"That's for sure."
Natalya's opponent was Melina, and before the match started they shook hands.
"Mutual respect. Unlike half the divas on this roster." Aly says.
In the end Natalya won with the sharpshooter. Melina crawled out of the ring and walked away, as LayCool got up and into the ring, attacking Natalya.
"Really?" I ask.
"I think they're looking for...trouble...don't you?" I muse thoughtfully, looking at you.
"I think so, let's go." I smirk evily.
"We'll be back." Aly says to the guys and we get up.
We make it to the curtain just as their music starts playing. We walk out and stop on the ramp halfway and wait there for them to turn around. The crowd is screaming and we're smirking as they finally turn around. We just wave all innocently and start walking towards them. They start backing up and looking for ways out. But it's no use because it's 3 on 2 now, Natalya now standing behind them near the ring. Natalya attacks them from behind, and then we go at them. Kicking and punching until they couldn't move that much.
"That'll teach you to come on our show, where you don't belong!"
We're now backstage, but before we could go into the room we see the replay from earlier tonight with Randy and then see Alex and Mike in the locker room on the tv screen. We look at each other and stop to watch.
"He thinks he can beat me? He accepts my challenge on one leg? And on top of all that, I'm your apprentice. You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down..." Alex says and then is cut off by Mike.
"Listen listen listen listen listen. Let me make one thing clear to you. You're representing me out there. I'm the most must see WWE Champion in history. The entire world is obsessed with everything I do. ESPN, MTV, TMZ, US Weekly have all been talking about how I won the WWE Championship. Not to mention they're treating it as the turning point in the success of this company."
Aly's actually paying attention and nodding a little while I on the otherhand, am distracted by Alex's shirtlessness.
"You need to beat Randy Orton tonight."
"I will beat Randy..."
"No listen to me. Look in my eye. You need to beat...Randy Orton."
"Then the only way Randy Orton makes it out of Louisville, is on his hands and knees." Alex adds.
"Good. 'Cause after that, I'm not going to tell Randy what kind of match we're going to have at the pay per view. I'm going to show him. Get my title, let's go." Mike says, walking off camera as Alex goes and grabs the belt and goes off camera himself.
"Well it's time to beat Randy's butt." I say after Alex and Mike come out of the room.
"Damn straight." Alex replies, offering his arm to me.
I grab his arm and we all walk to the curtain. But we're stopped at one point and one of the stagehands hands me a duplicate of Aly's title.
"What's this?"
"Mike had this awesome idea to get that made so we can mock LayCool." Aly laughs.
"Mike...you're awesome." I laugh.
"Yes...yes I am." He says smirking.
"Even though I'm not a champion, this is still cool." I say, resting the title on my right shoulder as we get to the curtain.
"I'm sure you'll get one for real sometime. Once I'm done with it of course." Aly teases, laughing.
"Oh of course."
We wait for Randy's music to fade, before Mike's plays and we all walk out and Alex is introduced. Alex gives me the Money In The Bank briefcase to hold onto, before sliding into the ring and each one of us takes a side of the ring to watch the match. The bell rings and they circle each other. Alex attempts to fake Randy out, but jumping at him. Mike goes to go after Randy but he knows what's going on and Mike backs off. Alex then takes a shot at Randy's injured knee and knocks him down. He then repeatedly keeps kicking it, then he grabs it and slams it to the apron. Randy stumbles into the corner and Alex heads for him. Randy punches him in the head and puts him into the corner and repeatedly punches him until the ref backs him off. Alex kicked the injured knee of Randy and then slid over for the pin but Randy kicked out.
Alex grabs the leg of the injured knee and then drops his arm across it. He does it a couple more times before grabbing it and putting pressure on it. Randy repeatedly punches Alex in the head, which makes him let go. Alex goes to throw Randy against the ropes, but Randy grabs Alex and lifts him up then drops him. Then a back and forth punching fit was happening between Alex and Randy, which led to Randy kicking Alex and punching him again. But Alex came back and kicked Randy. Alex goes after Randy, but Randy does an Inverted Atomic Drop and then a clothesline. He does it again and Alex misses a hit, which led Randy to do that spinning drop move thing. Alex rolls underneath the bottom rope and I encourage him to get up. But Randy comes over and picks him up outside the ropes.
He puts his head under his arm and suspends him on the middle rope by his feet, going for that move he does where he plants the head of his opponent into the mat. I glare at Randy and he glares right back with that evil look in his eyes and then he faceplants Alex onto the apron. I flinch and look away. Aly winces and Mike clenches his jaw. Randy walks away, and then goes down. The Viper getting ready to strike, going to the place he hears those voices in his head. He gets up, ready to deliver the RKO, but Mike crawls in and gives Randy the Skull Crushing Finale resulting in a DQ for Alex.
He stands over Randy, and then takes the jacket of what he was wearing off and whips it out of the ring.
"Give me a microphone!" He demands and they give him one.
"Now I'm going to show you what kind of stipulation match we're going to have at the pay per view." He says, leaning down to Randy.
Aly sighs and goes to pick up his jacket.
Mike gets out of the ring and looks under it on the side I was standing at, while I was standing there, talking to Alex to make sure he was alright. Then Mike walks around to the next side, and looks under it and pulls out a table and slides it into the ring and sets it up.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Aly says, coming over to me.
Mike then goes over to Randy and picks him up. He stands him up and sets him up for a Skull Crushing Finale right through the table. Randy counters and picks Mike up to put him through the table, but he gets down and is able to scramble out of the ring. Randy watches as Mike walks around the ring and stands at the end of the ramp. Aly walks over to Mike and tucks her armd around Mike's right arm, watching with concern for Alex.
Then Randy turns around and stares right at Alex, then back at Mike. He starts walking over to Alex and I'm trying to get him to get out of the ring. As Randy gets closer, I yell at him to get away but he doesn't listen. I back up so I don't get hurt, as Randy grabs Alex by the arm and pulls him over to the table, while staring at Mike with that evil look again. Randy grabs Alex, and lifts him up.
"Oh no, not again." Aly says to herself.
"No, don't do it Randy." I say to myself.
But Randy then drops him through the table and stares Mike down. Aly cringes but Mike stares right back at Randy. That's when I lost it, I immediately crawled into the ring and shoved Randy.
"Randy, what the hell?"
"Mike." Aly says in alarm.
"What the hell were you thinking? How could you do that? He just went through a table last week!" I yell at Randy and he just stares at me evily.
"You don't scare me Randy." I stare back.
Aly finally lets go of Mike and carefully slides back into the ring.
"Carly, get out of the ring before I do something that I'll regret." He adds.
I just stand there and Aly manages to get Alex to the edge of the apron, where Mike comes over to help support him. Aly goes towards me.
"Dolce, come on, Alex is going to need you." She says quietly.
Aly grabs her title and Mike's jacket and we head up the ramp, Mike having taken Alex backstage already.
"Ooooh the nerve of him!" I exclaim, shaking in anger and Aly frowns, shaking her head.
"And here I thought he was my friend. He had to go and do that. He's going to have nothing but problems with me now." I say, Aly nods in agreement.
"Did Mike take Alex to the trainer's office or back to the room?"
"I think the trainer's"
"Let's go there please."
"Of course." She nods.
As we're walking Ted passes by, and goes to talk to me. But I totally blow him off.
"Don't even think about it Dibiase, unless you want to get hit. I'm not in the mood."
He sees the look on my face and falls quiet. We reach the trainer's office just as Mike is helping Alex out.
"He okay?" Aly asks.
"He's just going to be sore for a while."
Aly and I both sigh in relief and I go to Alex's other side to help him. Aly takes the title belts and the briefcase, walking in front of us three.
We get to the room, Mike and I carefully sit him on the couch.
"Anything I can do?" I ask.
Alex lays on his stomach across my lap.
"I kind of figured that." I say, rubbing anywhere where the pain could be from the table and he gives a content sigh.
We sit there and when we come back from commercial, the ninny music plays and out walks Wade. Walking down the ramp and getting into the ring, getting a mic.
"Cheeky monkey." Aly says.
Alex and I snicker while Mike is looking amused but yet confused.
"Now I'm about to admit to something that I've never had to admit to before in life. I got it wrong. You see, I assumed that John Cena was a man of his word. But we all know the stipulation from Survivor Series. It was free or fired, not free or turn up at Raw whenever you like!"
"Hey you never put in the stipulation that he couldn't come to the shows." Aly says.
"Cheeky monkey." I repeat.
"What is with you two saying that?" Mike finally asks.
"Well see back in FCW, Wade was doing commentary. Alex was on the Abraham Washington show and he said that Wade better not get in his way to getting the FCW championship. Wade didn't know why Alex was talking to him and he called Alex a cheeky monkey. But now we refer to Wade as the cheeky monkey." I explain.
"Oh."
"Not free or turn up and attack the Nexus at will. Free or fired and John Cena was fired! You see if John Cena had even one ounce of honor or integrity in his body, he'd never show his face here again. But that's not how things have turned out."
"You're just scared." Aly mocks the tv.
"Cena, you can attack the rest of Nexus as many times as you want...the problem with that plan is that the rest of Nexus cannot get you rehired. The only person who can do that is me. Cena, with that being said I want to invite you out to this ring right now. From wherever it is that you're hiding, because there's something I want to get off my chest."
"Wonder what that ass is up to now." I say.
Wade looks around, and a Cena chant starts.
"Come on Cena, don't be shy."
Then the camera pans to the audience and there's John walking through to get to the ring. He climbs over the barrier and goes into the ring.
"Security we have a jumper...security." Punk comments.
"Oh shut up Punk."
As John gets into the ring, the camera pans to the stage and the rest of Nexus comes out and stands there at the top of the ramp, looking on.
"This can't be good."
"I don't know about that, remember what Otunga said earlier."
"Right, but you never know with them."
"True."
"Cena. I've allowed you out to this ring. But make no mistake. You put one foot out of line, you even so much as threaten me, the Nexus...they're going to come down to the ring and they're going to beat you within an inch of your life." Wade explains, but John's all smiling and everything.
"He's got something planned I think. He's got that smile."
"Cena." Wade says and that starts a 'Cena' chant.
"They can cheer for you all they want Cena. It doesn't help at all. I know you have real problems understanding me John. So I'm going to say this very very slowly, and if you like...you can read my lips. This is not...going to work. I will never rehire you." Wade says, and John just keeps smiling.
"Definately plotting." I agree.
"Ohhhh Wade. Wade you're just so stupid." John says, chuckling.
"Yes he is." We all agree.
"I'm Wade Barrett, I will never rehire you." John mocks Wade in a funny voice which causes us to laugh.
"Dude, being fired...it's actually not that bad. You know technically...technically I'm not a WWE superstar anymore. But I'm part of the WWE Universe! And I still have a lot of friends who are WWE superstars, so we keep in touch. And I can buy a ticket to every show and tailgate with the WWE Universe! And these guys are crazy!"
"Yes they are." Aly laughs.
"And the best thing about all this is, I got so much time on my hands that...really all I think
about everyday is...making the lives of Nexus a living hell. Like I...hey hey hey. Justin, Heath...tonight...you guys...I cost you the tag team championships. That had to sting a little bit right? You know what though? At least you guys didn't lose to Santino."
Aly and snicker and high five.
"No no no, wait wait wait. It's...at least you didn't lose to the cobra. Well anyway...oh yeah. And Heath, Justin and MacLicutty who's not even here because I whipped his butt so bad last week. How were those beatdowns last week? Were they okay? Were they okay? Oh, and David and Hasky. How was the room service call? Did you like me showing up at the hotel?"
We're both laughing and even Mike and Alex are amused.
"You see Wade, I'm out here to tell you that I'm perfectly content with staying fired...buying a ticket to every single Raw and making the lives of every Nexus member miserable! So Mr. Barrett, you don't want to rehire me? Read my lips...I could care less. Are we done here? 'Cause I got to go party with these guys." John says, starting to walk out of the ring.
"Hey. Cena. You might be able to intimidate the rest of the Nexus, but you can't intimidate me. But I'll tell you what. For once I'm going to indulge you, let's say I did decide to rehire you. What assurances are you going to give me that these attacks are going to stop?"
"They're not going to stop." I comment.
"Nope." Aly agrees.
"Oh, Wade. You rehire me, I'd do like so many things in the WWE. It would be like taking twin beds and making them bunk beds. And have so much room for activities! I could compete in matches. I could make my own talk show and have a wonderful carpet and a lounge chair. Or here's a brilliant idea, never thought of this one. Ding ding ding. I could compete for the WWE Championship."
"You could try Cena but it's mine." Mike says.
"The reason you never thought of it, is because you don't have the WWE Championship! But here's the problem Wade...you keep me fired, and all I have to do every week is buy a ticket and ruin your lives." John says turning and pointing to the rest of Nexus.
"But I'm going to be straight with you young man. If you got the guts to hire me back, my
attacks on them...they may stop. My attacks on you will not."
"Yeah, keep beating on Barrett and Gabriel, we don't mind."
"Yeah, please do John." I agree.
"I deserve payback and payback is what I will get. If you were a man of honor...if you were a
man of integrity. If you knew the first thing about respect, you'd rehire me on the spot, we'd settle it like we should in this ring tonight! And if you don't, I'm going to get you. Here's the sad thing for you. You'll never know when I'm going to get you, you never know where I'm going to get you, but I'll get you. And it's not just going to be once. I wont stop. Every single day that Wade Barrett is in the WWE, I make it my promise. Your life will be a nightmare!"
"You tell 'im John!"
"Well that was stupid eh? That to me sounded like a threat. Nexus, come down here and extinguish this man." Wade demands.
The camera pans to them on the ramp and they're not moving.
"They're not listening for once." I say in shock.
"I told you."
"Now. Come down to the ring now." Wade demands and that's when Husky starts backing
up and he walks backstage.
"What on earth are you doing? Come back!" Wade yells, and then Slater walks away.
"Turn around! I am ordering you to the ring!"
Then Gabriel turns around and walks away backstage, leaving Otunga.
"Gabriel. Back here now!" Wade demands again, then Otunga leaves.
"Otunga! That is a direct order!"
"Hahahaaa."
John just looks at Wade and then tackles him to the ground. He starts punching him until Wade rolls out of the ring and starts running away. John goes after him and grabs him, throwing him into the steel steps. He pulls the steps out away from the ring and over to the announce table.
"This man is fired. John Cena is fired. He does not work here. John...John what're you doing? John my diet soda, what're you doing?" Punk comments.
"Beating the crap out of Barrett is what it looks like to me Punk." Aly snickers.
John then walks over to Wade and picks him up, throwing him into the other set of steel steps. John then goes over and starts tearing apart the table.
"You're out of control! You're out of control!" Punk yells
"Wish I was the one doing that to Barrett." Alex mutters.
"I think we all wish you were the one doing that." I add.
John then grabs Punk's diet soda off the table and goes to hand it to Punk. Punk grabs it and chucks it away, it spilling everywhere behind him on the barrier. John then goes back over to Wade and picks him up, putting him on his shouders and then walking over to the steel steps against the announce table.
"Aw man, here we go."
He starts walking up the steps and stops when he reaches the top. Wade scrambles off of his shoulders and hightails it around the ring and up the ramp, heading backstage. John runs after him and stops at the end of the ramp before getting into the ring and gets onto the turnbuckle when his music plays.
"Too bad he didn't get to slam him through the table." Alex says.
After that he climbs out of the ring and signs a kid's poster, then goes over to Punk. He takes one of his wristbands off and hands it to Punk, who in return throws it back and John laughs as he walks away. He gets back into the ring one more time and gives another band away, then gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp giving another one away. Then the camera pans to Wade walking backstage in a huff, until he finds the rest of Nexus.
"Ooh this oughta be good."
"What the hell was that?" Wade yells, turning Otunga around.
"What was that? There's a problem here! When I give an order, you follow it!"
"You may not be giving orders around here anymore. Consider this an ultimatium. Next week, you either hire John Cena back or you're out of Nexus." Otunga retorts.
"You what...are you kidding me?" Wade exclaims, and then Nexus steps forward and they all stare Wade down then walk away.
The show ends with a shocked expression on Wade's face.
"Yes!" Aly and I cheer and high five.
"Dude, John deserves a huge hug from me, for turning Wade's face into mush. I'm going to go find him." I say, getting up.
"I'm coming too, I never did give him a hug for beating up Gabriel." Aly adds, joing me.
We walk out of the room, and start looking for John since he did walk backstage. We suddenly spot him.
"John!" I exclaim, then attacking him with a hug.
"Hi to you too." He laughs, hugging me.
"That was awesome out there. You had him running scared like the child he is." I laugh.
"Felt good." John grins.
"And did you see what Otunga said to him? Wade either rehires you next Monday or he's gone from Nexus." I say as I pull away from the hug.
"I know."
"John this is just awesome. Oh and I want to thank you for beating up Gabriel last week." Aly adds.
"You're welcome and it was my pleasure." John laughs and she hugs him.
"Oh Carly, how's Riley by the way? I saw what Randy did to him." He asks.
"He's fine, just going to be sore for a while. I totally flipped out on Randy out there after he
did that though. I don't know if you saw." I say and he nods.
"It was a really bad idea for you to do that though. You know what he's capable of. He could've RKO'd you." He adds.
"I know you were mad Dolce, but we don't want you injured and you know he wouldn't hold back." Aly adds.
"I know, but now he and I are going to have problems. He hit a soft spot with me."
"Well we need to make sure we're careful about the things we do because we want to avoid injuries." Aly points out.
"Our stalkers would really try and take advantage of that situation."
"Right...speak of the devil." I say as Randy walks by, heading out to leave.
John makes sure to grab me.
"John, you can let me go. I'm not going to do anything."
"Just making sure."
"Well we should head back to Alex and Mike, I'm sure they want to leave soon. Especially Alex since what he endured tonight." Aly points out.
"Right." I agree.
"We'll see you later John. Thanks again." Aly smiles.
"Well, they had no right to kiss you guys a couple weeks ago. No respect at all. But yeah, I'll see you around."
"Bye." We say and walk back to the room.
When we walk in, Mike and Alex are already ready to leave. Alex changed into more comfortable clothes instead of the suit.
"Ready?" Mike asks.
"Yep." Aly nods, as we get out jackets and title belts.
"You need help walking out or are you good?" I ask Alex.
"I'm good but I wouldn't say no to some cuddling." He says, lifting his arm to offer me a space to cuddle.
"And I wouldn't say no to that either." I laugh, walking over to him and wrapping my arms
around him.
Aly giggles and Mike gives an amused half smile.
"Alright, let's go." Aly says, and we head out and back to the hotel.