Dear Kuya (big brother) Prussia,

Hello. It's nice to meet you. Well... I've seen you in world conferences. My
name is Philippines. You can call me Piri. I think Ate Hungary and Kuya
Germany have mentioned you... Mr. Austria called you a moron i believe.

Later.

Piri (philippines)

Piri,

What? I'm not your big bro! And wut? You ate Hungary? And Prissy Pants calls everyone a moron, so it's okay. I know he loves me.

The AWESOME Preußen