Chibi: I just don't get it. How could I fail at story telling?
Minxy: That's beyond me. Anyways, here's another chapter of Hell for ya'll! Remember! Bleach and alcohol is highly recommended!
This plan just couldn't fail. Everyone knows that a trip to the beach is so romantic. Salvia was sure that she'll get Meta Knight this time. But first, she had to find the perfect swinsuit to buy. Salvia wanted to find one that'll expose her perfect body but not too much; that'll mean she'd have to go naked but she was too classy for that. Soon, Salvia found the perfect one. It was a Skimpy Silver Bikini. Salvia rented out the most luxurious private beach she built in South Sea Island resort for her, Hutch, Ribbon and Meta Knight...And all the guest he wanted to bring. But Salvia didn't have to worry because he'll only invite Kirby and the Meta-Knights.
Salvia waited eagarly for her Meta Knight to come. She couldn't wait to spend a whole week with him. She started to dream about how romantic it was going to be. But Salvia was woken up by the Fairy Queen. She was wearing a simple navy blue swimsuit and she was well covered up,"Uh, S-Salvia?" The Fairy Queen stuttered,"W-would you like to talk?" "Yeah, sure, Whatever." Salvia really didn't like the Fairy Queen but she was very close to King Dedede who was best friends with Meta Knight so she had to get close with her so Meta Knight would like her again,"Please," The Fairy Queen stated,"Call me Ripple from now on." At least Salvia was starting to get close to her.
Ribbon was killing time picking flowers; she was waiting for Kirby since Salvia assured her that he'll be coming as well. Salvia was drawing the most beautiful drawings on the sand, Hutch was tanning and Ripple...got tangled in some sea weed. Salvia was just longing for her Meta Knight to come. No one was as handsome as he was and him acting like a tsundere was really cute. But Salvia didn't like it when he acting like a tsundere. She also didn't like that fact that he and Sectonia were friends and his son because they didn't like her for no reason.
The sun was starting to set and her Meta Knight had no arrived. Salvia was so sad about this. She looked up in the sky and saw that stars started to appear. It is said that your dreams will come true if you wish upon a star but Salvia was too mature for that. She looked at the brightest star and the sky and held her hands together,"Oh little star," Salvia sighed,"please bring my Meta Knight to me. I need him." Tears started to run down Salvia eyes. Her Meta Knight will never know how much she loved him. But she still wanted him. He was indeed her knight. Ripple noticed that Salvia was crying and went by her side,"What's wrong?" Ripple asked. Salvia pushed Ribble away and cried even harder,"I spent half of my kingdom's money on this and Mete Knight won't show up!" Salvia cried.
Ripple just didn't get it. Salvia had her and Hutch yet she wanted to go after a guy who doesn't even like her in the slightest. And Salvia only liked Meta Knight because he was attractive anyway. Wait a minute. This was her chance. Ripple could confess to Salvia now,"SALVIA! I LOVE...!" And the Halberd came which meant Meta Knight was here (Duh). Salvia forgot about what Ribble was going to say and ran over to where the Halberd was landing. Ribbon and Hutch followed soon after. As soon as the Halberd landed, Meta Knight stepped out. Salvia stood there looking beautiful as usual as her face shone with happiness. Her knight finally came. But what would come out as well would destroy the joy Salvia felt. Sectonia, Susie, Tiff and Lady Like would step out afterwards and where followed by Kirby, Tuff, Sir Ebrum, King Dedede, Escargoon and the Meta-Knights. Salvia couldn't believe Meta Knight brought all this people and most importantly... Other women.
Since it was too late to go for a swim, everyone just went inside the large beach house and changed into their yukata. Everyone was in the living room just having fun but Salvia wasn't happy at all. This was supposed to be her time with Meta Knight but her brought all the people and... Other women. Salvia just wanted to go cut her wrists and hang herself. But she had another idea. Salvia went and brought a lot of alcoholic drinks. She was going to get Meta Knight drunk,"Oh, Meta Knight," Salvia said flirtatiously,"would you like a drink?" "No," Meta Knight replied. Salvia start to throw a hissy fit,"Why won't you drink?!" "I just don't want to drink. Besides, I wouldn't want to get drunk either."
King Dedede, Escargoon and the Meta-Knights were already drunk,"Ayeeeeeeeee, Meta Knight," Knig Dedede exaggerated,"y-y-yo-you should like really really really REALLY drink this stuff!" "I am not drinking!" Meta Knight said irritated. King Dedede tried to convince Meta Knigh to drink but the knight would budge so King Dedede decided to take matters into his own hands. He tackled the knight and removed his mask. Meanwhile, Salvia was drinking her sorrows away. She got drunk as well and decided to mix to alcohol with the fruit punch that was meant for the kids and Kirby decided to give it a try. But nobody else saw. They were to busy looking at what Dedede was doing to Meta Knight. They even tried to help but Dedede was far too heavy. Dedede took a large bottle of wine and forced it into Meta Knight's mouth. Soon, the whole bottle was empty. Dedede got off the knight and went to drink some more.
Salvia went over to the knight and tried to kiss him but he kicked her,"You trying to f****** kill me you b****?!" Meta Knight yelled. He was already drunk. (Skipping to where everybody got s***faced.) Now everybody was drunk. Salvia saw this as an opportunity to get Meta Knight,"Hey,Meta Knight!" Salvia announced,"I'm the best kisser!" "O y-y-yeah?" "If you were, you'd give a girl the best kiss of her life." "Challenge accepted!" Meta Knight yelled. Salvia was expecting to Meta Knight to kiss her, but instead her went over and kissed... Sectonia?! Salvia was absolutely enraged. So enraged she started to break the empty bottles. Meanwhile, Sectonia was getting to kiss of her life from a knight she was only acquaintances with. Then everybody collapsed.
Chibi: What? MINXY!
Minxy: Yes?
Chibi: You edited my story again!
Minxy: I didn't want Meta Knight to kiss that thing you call a character!
Chibi: Her name is Salvia! And yes! She is a character!
Minxy: Yeah. She'll be perfect for the Mary Sue Quartet.
Chibi: SALVIA IS NOT A MARY SUE!
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