Letters to a totally AWESOME not exnation

by 2awesome4you

Prussia has decided to write letters, thanks to a certain unawesome brother. So send your letters in to the bored ex country! Rated T because I like that letter. Stays T until someone puts in an inapropriate letter. Reviews make me happy! .

56. Bavaria 5

Saupreißn, elendige

Oh yes listening to a cephlapod... right smartest invertebrate, you really
think that thing could actually think? It was all luck you arsloche!
(spelling?)

I am far from dead technically or not, as I am still a province in Germany.

Ooo looks like I found a soft spot. Yes the man who can't even afford his own
place... Oh wait that's right because your only home is owned by Russia now,
what's it called the Kalingrad Oblast? Oh how your 'beautifull' Konisgberg has
fallen.

... *takes a breath* I got nothing.

Sincerely NOT! Bavaria.

Abschaum,

're just jelly that Paul is like, 20% awesomer than you. Luck? PAUL NEEDS NO SUCH THING.

NO ONE CARES. Ask any non-country, and they would be like, "WTF'S Bavaria?"

OMG SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH. I can otally afford my own place, I just choose not to. And excuse me, it's Kaliningrad, and Königsberg. GET IT RIGHT. You arsch. I'm just waiting for a good opportunity to strike back or something along the lines of that.

WAY more awesome than you,

-Preußen

A/N:

UMM. Wow. Look who isn't good at updating. I have a reason maybe! So, I got grounded and couldn't use the computer for a while, and I was busy with schoolwork and whatever. I'll be better, I promise! Oh, and even thought I can't vote yet, Mitt Romney's coming to my town today (even though I'm not Republican) and I was going to watch him on TV. Whatever. I'll udate faster next time, I swear!