Minxy: Gee, this took longer than expected. But hey, these past to sick days managed to give me ideas for this chapter and it's finally finished. Now, I probably didn't mention this before when I wrote that father and son fluff chapter but I didn't have much confidence in that chapter because I felt I hadn't written it good enough. But to my surprise, you guys actually enjoyed it so here's another one for you! I hope I did a better job and reviews are very much appreciated. And I'll be changing the summary and cover art for this story very soon so, Be On The Edge.

Salvia quickly ran back to her beach house with three pieces of the mirror. She was extremely dirty because of the two day adventure she had to go through but she looked beautiful regardless. She opened the door only to bump into Sectonia,"Oh, it's you. We missed you so much," Sectonia said sarcastically. Salvia didn't get it but she was glad everyone missed her,"Oh, by the way! Good news!" Sectonia added,"Meta Knight and Kirby have recovered." "I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL!" Salvia roared as she pushed Sectonia out of the way. She did that because she knew that the Meta Knight she was talking about was a faker and he should have died from that illness he got. Anyways, Salvia went into her room and...Wait a minute. We don't care about Salvia now, do we? Let's focus on someone else. Someone like...Sectonia! Yeah, let's do her instead.

"No one could replace him," Sectonia thought to herself,"he was the only man that truly loved me. Why? Why did you have to go?" "What's wrong?" A child like voiced asked sounding very worried. Sectonia snapped back into reality to find Kirby staring right back at her,"Oh, i-it's nothing at all," Sectoina assured Kirby,"I was just thinking about some trival things." "Then why are you crying?" Kirby asked pointing at Sectonia. She then felt this warm liquid running down her face,"It's none of your buisness, child," Sectonia muttered. And with that, Sectonia quickly went to her room leaving Kirby curious about what she was thinking about. It happened a few years ago anyway. It's extremely likely that she'd be told,"Get over it," if she told anyone. Heck, even when it happened, people were telling her the same thing so what's the use? They'll get harsher since it happened years ago. But Kirby was determined to find out what was wrong with Sectonia and help her in anyway he can.

Since Salvia, the world's most reliable woman was busy, Sectonia had to cook. Sectonia needed to do something to get him out of her mind anyway. But what should she cook? Salvia needed to get that fat out of her breasts and butt anyway,"Maybe tempura, miso soup, sunomono salad and genmai will do," she said to herself,"Yes, that would be perfect." (Sorry for the Japanese dishes. I'm a huge weeb.) Sectonia decided to start making the sunomono first. Being the perfectionist she is (Or just being a good cook), made sure to pick the best cucumbers. She also made sure to cut them just right as well; thin and equal slices are perfect and enjoyed by many,"Hello," a childlike voice said cheerfully. But when Sectonia looked, all she saw was a pink cowlick in front of her,"Go get a stool, my child," she suggested.

"So," the little boy appealed as he watched Sectonia cutting cucumbers,"you're all better now right?" Yup, he just had to bringing up what happened earlier,"Why yes, I'm much better," she said trying to sound as believable as possible just hoping that the child would forget about it and move on. But unfortunately,"Oh, then you should be able to tell me what made you cry," Kirby replied. Now she was remembering him again,"I told you that I did not want to talk about it, child," Sectonia said sternly, "Now, would you kindly leave me alone?" "You're not better are you? If you were, you'd tell me what's wrong! Now tell me!" Kirby cried at the top of his voice. If only Kirby knew that Sectonia was doing a lot better before he decided to bring that incident up again,"For the last time, I do not want to talk about it!" Sectonia yelled. Meta Knight quickly intervened and took Kirby to their bedroom.

"Alright, what was that all about?" Meta Knight asked. Kirby made no haste to answer,"I just wanted to help her." "Kirby, you don't pester someone if you want to help them," Meta Knight answered sternly. Now that he thought about it, she was doing a lot better before he decided to bring up what happened earlier,"I'm sorry," Kirby muttered,"whatever she was thinking about made he cry. That's why I was trying to help." Crying? Now that peaked Meta Knight curiosity as well,"Then if you want to learn what's wrong with her, you have to get on her good side," Meta Knight suggested,"you know, gain her trust." "I didn't I think of that?" the child thought to himself while facepalming.

Why? Why did he have to bring it up? And she was so close to forgetting about him,"Calm down, Sectonia," she thought to herself,"just forget about him again and everything will be just fine. Think about cooking." But no matter how much she tried, he couldn't get off her mind.

"Sorry, I did that because I was mad at myself," Kirby said (Sorry if I'm treating you guys like idiots right now but Kirby's saying that because he facepalmed earlier),"so, how do we get on Sectonia's good side?" "One of the ways we could do that is by helping her out and she is cooking right now," Meta Knight suggested.

But Sectonia kept on trying to forget about him; she had to focus on cooking anyway,"Just forget," Sectonia muttered to herself,"Think about cooking...Think about cooking!" She held the knife up high; she was going to cut that cucumber and forget about him. Meta Knight and Kirby came into the kitchen just in time,"HEY!" Meta Knight yelled. Sectonia finally snapped back into reality to find that she almost cut off her hand. She quickly moved her hand and started to cut the cucumber as if nothing had happened but her face said otherwise,"Just act natural," Sectonia muttered to herself as the duo walked up to her. Meta Knight carefully placed Kirby on the stool next to him,"Sectonia," Kirby said rather softly,"I'm really sorry about earlier. I just really wanted to help you." "It's alright," Sectonia assured Kirby,"at least you're punching me in the stomach like a certain someone would do." As if on cue, Salvia sashayed into the kitchen and took out a box of donuts. She then sat down and glared at the three as she ate.

It was so sudden that Salvia just went from hating Meta Knight to loving him to hating him again. But at least she wouldn't be trying to seduce him again. Anyways, Sectonia continued cutting the cucumbers and the duo followed. Salvia looked at the amount they were cutting,"Are you all vegans or something?" Salvia roared,"That's way too much cucumbers!" King Dedede walked into the kitchen to see what was up,"Are you sure?" Sectonia said mockingly,"Because I know someone who needs to lose some pounds." "I am not fat!" King Dedede protested. Sectonia giggled at that sudden reaction,"I wasn't talking about you," Sectonia explained,"I was talking about Salvia." "I am not fat!" Salvia exploded,"I am not fat!" "But your chest and your fanny tells me otherwise," Sectonia joked. Salvia would have loved to punched Sectonia and kill her but that would be so unreasonable and stupid so she just went out to resume her mission.

(Time to Eat!)

King Dedede, as always, was talking about how great he was but then he remembered something else,"Hey, Meta Knight," Dedede said,"remember that girl you were dating? I think her name was Gartilda or something like that." "It's Garlude, Your Majesty," Meta Knight corrected,"why are you bringing her up anyway?" "It's just that you were quite the chick magnet a few years back. You weren't as good as me but you were still good." Meta Knight rolled his eyes at what Dedede said. Most of the time, the king can't compliment someone without complimenting himself,"Anyways, if she were still alive, you would have been a married man," Dedede added. Meta Knight nodded,"I can't deny that." Sectonia's curiousity was peaked by King Dedede and Meta Knight's little conversation,"Maybe I should talk to him," she thought.

It was such a beautiful night. There were barely any clouds in the sky which gave the stars a chance to shine (I'm horrible at poetry, I know). And the bright white moon looked at it's refection on the clear water. He should have been asleep by now but Sectonia wanted to talk to him about something outside while everyone else slept. Speaking of Sectonia, she's here right now. (Or by then because Past Tense. Also, time skip to when they start talking to each other because I'm horrible at writing.) "So, what was it you wanted to talk about?" "It's that about that little conversation you and King Dedede had earlier," Sectonia answered," the one about Garlude? I think that's her name?" "Yup, it's Garlude," Meta Knight confirmed giving Sectonia a thumbs up. Sectonia giggled at Meta Knight's gesture,"Now now, back to Garlude. How did you lose her?" "She got killed by Kirisakin while trying to reclaim the Galaxia Sword," Meta Knight said rather nonchalantly,"she was a warrior from start to finish." It really caught Sectonia off guard how coolly he said it,"Don't you miss her?" Sectonia asked.

"Of course I do," Meta Knight answered,"in fact, I was a total wreck when she died. If Kirby wasn't in my life, I probably would have killed myself." Then there was silence between the two. She was totally talking to the right person now,"I know how you feel," Sectonia said,"I was married Aristo and he was the perfect man. Well, he was an awkward loser but I still loved him." "What happened to him?" Meta Knight asked. Sectonia's face fell and she replied,"It was only a few days after our honeymoon. One the maids for some reason poisoned his food. The hospital tried deperately to tried save him but they couldn't. And he was the only man who turly loved me; he'd never leave me for a low life like Salvia but life just had to take him away from me." Tears began to run down Sectonia's face once again; she just couldn't accept the fact that she'll never get him back. Suddenly, Meta Knight placed his hand on her shoulder,"Don't worry," Meta Knight assured her,"you may not be able to get him back but I'm sure you'll find someone very similar. Now that may sound funny since it's coming from the guy who isn't trying to find another woman to settle with but I have a lot of faith on you." Then, Sectonia hugged Meta Knight,"Thank you, Meta Knight," Sectonia muttered. Meta Knight was caught off guard at first but he eventually returned the embrace; he felt Sectonia deserved one after all she's been through anyway. Sectonia felt much better being able to talk to someone who could relate to her. In fact, Meta Knight did act almost like Aristo. Not exactly but he was extremely close. Maybe he'll fill the void in her heart and she'll do the same for him. Sadly, all good things must come to an end and this is a crack fic so our focus must go back to...Salvia.

Minxy: Hey guys, I'll be starting a Dreamland no Densetsu Q and A on Tumblr. You can ask me, Chibi and the characters in this story so if you have a Tumblr, come in with the questions! Ciao~