Chibi: Did you guys miss me? Don't pretend! I know you did!
Minxy: Actually, everyone seemed to be doing a lot better with you gone.
Chibi: Liar!
Salvia put on a leather bikini with metal shoulder guards, gauntlets, tassets and boots. She combed her hair into a ponytail and put on some black eye shadow, eyeliner, pink blushes and red lipstick. She sneaked outside to see Sectonia hugging that fake Meta Knight. Salvia flipped them off and continued with her mission. (They didn't see her, okay?) She was now extremely deep in the forest and was all alone. Well, she thought she was because Yamikage jumped out of nowhere and started to attack her for no reason. She pulled her sword out of her maidenhead and started to fight back because he wasn't attractive so he wasn't worth her time. She killed him and proceeded to go find more pieces of the mirror. Her breasts bounced a lot as she ran where she saw something shiny. When she got there she found it was another piece of the mirror so she picked it up and put it in her cleavage and continued.
Salvia's beautiful violet hair danced with the wind as she ran, her eyes looked like the starry night sky if it were red instead of blue, her breast bounced, her butt jiggled and she ran just like an athletic ballerina. If people were here, they would have been drooling over her because she was hotter than Wisteria will ever hope to be. Anyways, she only had one more piece of the mirror to find which made her so happy. She started to daydream about her and Meta Knight getting married. Suddenly, a Kirisakin appeared and tried to cut Salvia's clothes off but she killed it by cutting it's heart out and eating it afterwards. She then continued and found the final piece of the mirror. Her dream of marrying Meta Knight was getting closer and closer.
Salvia carefully sneaked back into her room and put the pieces of the mirror together. The mirror fixed itself and Meta Knight made no haste to step out. Salvia was so happy,"Oh, Meta Knight senpai," Salvia said flirtatiously,"let's get dirty." "When we're done with the Fakers, my Salvia," he replied. But then Sectonia stepped in,"Salvia!" she said in shock,"What is the meaning of this?" Sectonia was so loud that she woke up everyone else,"We got you red handed, Sectonia!" Salvia roared,"You betrayed the real Meta Knight for that faker!" "Faker? What nonsense!" Salvia made no haste to knock out Sectonia with a powerful kick. Everyone else rushed in and tried to deal with the two but they all got beaten up and knocked out. Well, they thought they had. Kirby was trying to charge his attack but Salvia teleported behind him and picked up and took the Star Rod from him,"Hey!" Kirby cried,"Give it back!" Salvia ignored the child's cries and instead broke the Star Rod into pieces that will never go back together no matter what. The boy tried to fight his way out of Salvia's grib but she was way too strong. Getting tired of the child, Salvia gave him a headbutt so powerful that his head should have been reduced to mosh but (luckily) he just got knocked out.
Kirby woke up with this horrible headache to find that he was in some kind of cell. The little boy looked up to find Meta Knight and Sectonia bound to these crosses. He looked desperately for the Star Rod then he remembered that Salvia had detroyed it. What was he going to do without the Star Rod? Then Salvia walked into the room with a remote in her hand,"Good morning, Kirby," Salvia said mockingly,"or should I say...Shadow Kirby!" "Shadow Kirby? But I'm not Shadow Kirby," the child answered. Salvia pressed one of the buttons on the remote and Sectonia and the fake Meta Knight were electrified,"Don't lied to me," Salvia fumed,"I know that you are fakers!" "But we're not!" Kirby cried. Sectonia and the Fake Meta Knight were electrified again,"Now listen up!" Salvia announced,"Everytime you lie to me, that Sectonia and that fake Meta Knight will get electrfied."
"Now now, Salvia, we would want to kill them now, do we?" Dark Meta Knight explained,"I could sense some power in one of these fakers and we must unlock it."
"You seriously think one of these losers have power?" Salvia giggled,"Only I have such power. But I want to play with "Kirby" first."
"Stop it!" the fake Kirby cried,"Please stop it!" But Salva kept pressing that button. The little boy was feeling and odd mixture of anger and saddness. Kirby's head started to hurt again. It was probably because of all the crying so he didn't think too much of it; all he wanted was for Meta Knight and Sectonia to be freed so they wouldn't have to suffer anymore but his pleads would fall on deaf ears. Suddenly, something started to glow under the child's bangs. The boy started to levitate and his bangs lifted to reveal a Star symbol on his head,"Stop hurting my papa!" The boy cried. Salvia wasn't scared of Kirby at all,"Never!" She yelled as she pressed the button one more time. The star on the boy's forehead shone extremely brightly and all of the equipment started to malfunction. The crosses released Sectonia and Meta Knight and all the prison cells opened out. After realising that everyone else was safe, Kirby calmed down which caused the star symbol to disappear and he fell. Thanks goodness he wasn't that high up. Kirby and his friends escaped from the Mirror World
Salvia realised that the Meta Knight she was working for was a faker so she went with the others but she left the Mirror because she loved that Meta Knight as much as the real one. Anyways, she went back to the beach house where everyone else was. Sectonia and Meta Knight had just recovered from what happened. As soon as she saw Salvia, Sectonia ran up to the girl and started to choke her,"You idiot!" Sectonia roared.
The beach vacation was a total failure for Salvia; she didn't get her Meta Knight and now Sectonia was interested in him. But Salvia was not going to give up on love. Besides, Sectonia was only acquaintances with Meta Knight, right? It's not like she got closer to him then Salvia did. And what happened to Kirby back there.
Chibi: But Sectonia is still Salvia's love rival! And why would a guy like Meta Knight refuse to marry Salvia?
Minxy: SHE! IS! A WHORE!
Chibi: She's not a whore!
Minxy: She pulled a sword out of her privates!
Chibi: But her heart will always belong to Meta Knight.
Minxy: That won't stop her from being a whore.