Chibi: Wow! Someone's gonna do a dramatic reading of Dreamland no Densetsu!
Minxy: I can't wait for it!
Chibi: Me either! I'll get famous for this! All the fanart of Salvia with Meta Knight will be great!
Minxy: I'm not sure if people would do that, though.
Chibi: Salvia is wonderful! Why wouldn't they?
"The population of the universe is going down drastically, Mater-sama," a young voice said,"what are you going to do about it?" "They're building robots that get emotionally attached to people so all I have to do is make something like that so the people will be encouraged to have children."
"Eh?" Salvia said in shock,"You want to divorce me? But why?" Salvia was fighting with Hutch because of what happened during the beach vacation,"You don't really love me, do you?" Hutch asked sarcastically and because Salvia's brain leaves her head a lot, she said yes,"that was an rhetorical question! You love that Meta Knight guy despite him not liking you at all and despite all of the things I've done for you!" Salvia tried to convince Hutch that she did in fact love him but her words would fall on deaf ears and the two were to divorce,"Oh, at least I have all the money I borrowed from Hutch," Salvia sighed to herself,"I should go and propose to Meta Knight San Senpai." And Salvia went to buy stuff so she can propose to her Meta Knight.
Salvia was walking through the towns at the dead of night. She had just finished getting all of the stuff she needed to propose to Meta Knight. The whole place was extremely empty and quiet but Salvia was brave,"Good evening," a female voice greeted from nowhere. Salvia jumped in fear and screamed really loudly but since no one else was there, she could not be heard. Then Salvia turned to find a tall beautiful woman with mauve skin, curly black hair, cat ears and a tail. She wore an ao dai dress with kitten heel shoes,"Don't be afraid," she assured Salvia,"I am a merciful Nova." "Wait?! You're a Nova?" Salvia screamed in shock,"Wait! I know you! You're Mater-sama! The Nova of Family and Parenthood!" "That's right. I can to give you a wonderful gift, Salvia," Mater stated. And with that, a white light appeared around Salvia's wrist and it turned into a armlet with a huge pearl rainbow facelet in the middle,"Nani is this desu?" Salvia asked.
"It's a Maternity Armlet. It scans both physical and mental traits from you and the man you love and makes a child out of it," Mater explained. Suddenly, the pearl on Salvia's armlet started to glow,"Ah, here comes your child," Mater said joyfully as she clapped her hands. A white orb came out of the pearl and formed into a small humanoid being. The humanoid being then grew hair just like Salvia, opened her eyes to reveal she had eyes like Salvia and she had skin like her as well. Then a outfit that was a lovely fusion of armor and a dress appeared on the girl's body,"Greetings," the girl said politely while taking a bow. Salvia started to Caramelldanse in joy because she now has a daughter who was the product of her and her Meta Knight. He surely won't say no since they had a kid now,"Sayonara, Salvia," Mater said,"I must send these out to more women." And with that, Mater disappeared. Salvia couldn't wait for tomorrow because she was going to propose to Meta Knight.
Salvia put on a tuxedo but it had a window that displayed her goods and she wore black panties and stockings instead of pants and she wore white high heels. She combed her hair into a bun and put on black eye liner and eye shadow with pink blushes and red lidstick,"I can't wait to confess my love to my senpai," Salvia said eagarly. She then got into her tour bus and drove to Dreamland to find her Meta Knight. Meanwhile in Dreamland, Meta Knight was reading outside by himself because Kirby was at school. Everything was peaceful until... Salvia drove in,"Ohaiyo, Meta Knight San Senpai!" Salvia cried,"I have a song for you!" Salvia began to sing I love you like a love song by Selena Gomez. She sang so beautifully that she attracted a crowd of people and she got really into it but Meta Knight left without her knowing. The crowd clapped for Salvia to sing again,"I'm so sorry, my tomodachis," Salvia said sorrily,"I have to propose to Meta Knight San Senpai!" But when Salvia looked, he wasn't there anymore so she broke into his bedroom,"MetaKnightSanSenpaiwillyoumarryme?" Salvia said quickly," Watashi ashite anata desu!" "What?" Meta Knight said confused as his eyes turned white to show he was confused,"I want to marry you!" Salvia roared as she took out a black velvet box with the world's most expensive ring however, Meta Knight didn't care,"Salvia, why the bloody Hell would I want to marry you?" Meta Knight asked.
Salvia ran home crying because Meta Knight said no to her proposal. Her daughter, Pastel was waiting outside the house for her mother,"I told you father wouldn't accept it," Pastel stated. Salvia pushed the little girl out of her way and ran inside. Pastel dusted herself off and went inside as well where she saw her mother tearing a picture of Sectonia into pieces,"It's all her fault!" Salvia cried,"She took my Meta Knight away from me!" Pastel went over to confort her mother but she got pushed away again and her mother ran upstairs to drink her sorrows away,"My mother is hopeless," Pastel muttered. She decided to go read a book since her mother did not want her help. Salvia was drinking a lot of alcohol because she was depressed. She wanted to kill Sectonia so badly now,"Oh, I want to kill Sectonia so badly," She slurred because she was drunk,"yeah, that's what I'll do." "No mother," Pastel said sternly,"Meta Knight will hate you even more for doing that. And besides, you're drunk as well." But Salvia was smarter than her daughter so she waited for Pastel to get distracted so she could sneak out and kill Sectonia.
"I'm going to kill you, Sectonia!" Salvia yelled in the distance. Sectonia was standing under the sakura tree with a little girl who had dark violet hair, pale skin, luminous yellow eyes and an outfit similar to Pastel's own,"Let's go inside, Fay," Sectonia said as she picked up the little girl and walked inside. Salvia tried to run after her but she collasped just a few feet from the castle. Salvia woke up in a hangover,"Where am I?" She thought as she looked around. She then remembered that this was her bedroom but how did she get there? Then Pastel entered the room,"Mother, what were you thinking?" Pastel asked,"I told you not to go and kill Sectonia." "But she took my Meta Knight away from me!" Salvia cried. She then told her daughter to f*** off. Salvia lied in her bed crying her eyes out,"How am I going to get my Meta Knight now desu?" She asked herself. Then it hit her. Salvia decided that she was going on a quest to find a Nova and wish for Meta Knight to fall in love with her. Salvia couldn't wait for tomorrow.
Minxy: Search Dreamland no Densetsu if you want a good ol' dose of cringe! And some beautifully profound moments according to someone.