Warning! The following chapter will make you rage!
Salvia put on a pastel pink sailor fuku which had a short skirt and she wore black stockings with pastel pink high heels. Pastel wore a pastel pink sailor dress (A sailor fuku and a sailor dress are very different! Go look them up!) with white Bobby Socks and Mary Jane shoes. They were on an epic quest to find a Nova so they can make a wish. Pastel was reluctant to go but her mother forced her to so she had no choice. But, as always, Salvia had to stop by Dreamland but she wasn't going there for Meta Knight; she was going there to leave Sectonia a note. She successfully managed to the put the note into one of Sectonia's books,"He he he he," Salvia giggled in an evil way,"when kanojo finds this chui, it'll be too osoku." Then Salvia sneaked out and officially started her quest to find a Nova.
Salvia went to a Strip Bar because she was bored. There were plenty of sexy male strippers doing their thing. Even though Pastel didn't know what a strip bar was, she knew she shouldn't be there by the looks of things,"Uh, mom?" Pastel asked,"What we doing here?" "I'm just gonna have some fun here." Salvia said happily. To keep her daughter from interfering, Salvia gave Pastel a large sum of money and told her to buy what she wanted. Salvia went over to the dancing men to pay them to strip but then she noticed this one particular man. He had curly blonde hair and emerald green eyes. Salvia then realised that the man was her childhood boyfriend, Eiji. She quickly went over to talk to him,"Hey," she said seductively,"you remember me?" Eiji was plesently surprised to see his old girlfriend and for old times sake, the two got busy for free.
Meanwhile, Pastel was sitting down counting the money in her hands; she didn't know what to buy and considering what type of place this was, she probably shouldn't. She was then approached by the bartender. He had short grey hair, blue eyes and pale skin,"What are you doing here, young lady?" the bartender asked politely as he poured out a drink for another costumer. Pastel didn't answer his question; she didn't knwo what to say. Not to mention there was a high chance of her getting put out because of her age. (She's physically seven and she's like only one or two days old) And it seemed like it was going to happen because the bartender called the bouncer to take her where the kids belong but to her shock she taken to a some kind of play room where there were other kids.
Salvia didn't feel satisfied with Eiji at all; if Meta Knight were making love to her, he would made her feel like the only woman in the universe, he'd be a Nova on the bed and a gentleman but Eiji did a decent job. Salvia got up and put on her sailor fuku; she was going to leave Eiji once again but he woke up,"Salvia," he said softly,"please don't leave me again. I love you and I'll do anything for you." Salvia reluctantly decided to let him join. They both went to get Pastel and they continued their adventure,"Mom?" Pastel asked,"Who's this guy?" "Oh, this is Eiji," Salvia explained happily,"he's my boyfriend." "I thought you loved father!" Pastel yelled angrily,"You started this whole mission so you could win his heart! What's wrong with you?" Salvia slapped Pastel,"How dare you?" Salvia roared,"I am your mother so I could do what I want and I always right because I am an adult and you are just a little girl!" Eiji nodded in agreement. Pastel didn't know why but she started to feel a bit weak after that. Then Eiji started to think to himself,"When I find out who this "father" guy is, I'll kill him!"
There he was; a Nova wearing a fedora, a leather jacket, a white shirt, leather pants and black boots was lying down lazily on his throne. When he saw Salvia, he instantly feel in love with her,"You get one wish he stated,"make a wish." But Salvia didn't want one wish; she wanted four because she wanted to wish for more things so she made a deal with him and they had a threesome with Eiji while Pastel watched TV outside of the bedroom. Afterwards Salvia wished for Meta Knight to love her, for everyone else to love her, for everyone to forget all the horrible things she has done and for latter to be undone to Sectonia so she could constantly make a fool of herself.
Salvia went back to Dreamland where she getting the love she deserved but the only one she loved her dear Meta Knight to whom she was going to confess her love to. Sectonia watched out her window as she saw Salvia approaching the knight. Was this one of Salvia's love confessions? Sectonia watched knowing very well that Meta Knight would ditch her. (I don't want to write this, I don't want to write this!) Salvia confessed her love to Meta Knight but instead of the ditching she usually gets, Meta Knight accepted her love confession. (KILL ME NOW!) Sectonia was shocked,"Might I mind you that this was the same girl who slept with probably millions of men, almost killed innocent people and the same girl who only loves you for your attractiveness!" Sectonia roared,"She's way too good for you!" Sectonia's statement was met with laughter and ridicule,"What are you talking about?" Salvia giggled,"Those things never happened! Are you jealous of me? Do you love Meta Knight?" "He's only my friend!" Sectonia lashed back and the laughter grew. Sectonia silently went back into her room,"What happened?" Sectonia thought,"Everyone knows that Salvia is a horrible person so why are they breaking their backs over her again?" Out of rage, Sectonia took one of her books and threw it at the wall which made a not fall out of it. Sectonia picked up the note and read it. It said,"Watashi is going to wish for Meta Knight San Senpai to fall in love with me and more and you can't do anything because you're too late! You lost Sectonia! Ah ha ha ha ha!" Sectonia teared the note into millions of pieces,"Why can't I just have one man?" She thought to herself.
"Let's make love," Salvia whispered into Meta Knight's ear. He pushed her away and laughed awkwardly,"No, we just started this relationship," Meta Knight stated. Salvia was mad that Meta Knight did not want to sleep with her. Suddenly, Sei and Eiji started to hug her,"Did your Meta Knight ditch you?" They said in unison,"Don't worry, I'll always love you!" "Salvia, who the Hell are they?" Meta Knight asked trying his best to keep his cool. Salvia giggled awkwardly and said,"Just more of my fanboys but you know I only love you, Meta Knight." Sei and Eiji were heartbroken and angry,"I'm going to do whatever it takes to kill Meta Knight," they thought to themselves.
Minxy: Oh no. No no no no no no! You did not just do this!
Chibi: It was the only way.
Minxy: You do know that this will lead to us losing fans!
Chibi: I don't care. Salvia X Meta Knight Forever!
Minxy: I'm so sorry, you guys! I'll try my best to fix this!
In all seriousness though, I REALLY do hate this chapter! I didn't want to put it in but good writers take risks, no? And call me a crybaby all you want but I cried at the part with Sectonia. Despite being the "evil bitch" of the story, she hasn't really done anything bad apart from starting a war with Dreamland and trying to kill Salvia. (If killing Salvia is even a bad thing) And sadly, this isn't the only horrible thing that'll happen to her.