Finally Monday Night Raw. Tonight is going to be a very good night. We were all busy getting ready. I for on could not wait until tonight. As soon as we were all set, we headed to the arena and just waited around for the show to start. Aly, me and Mike all went to the curtain to wait to be called out since Mike won last night. Alex went off in a different direction.
"I wonder why he's not coming out with us." I say to Aly, wondering.
"I have no idea." Aly trails off, looking curious.
"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the winner of last night's WWE Championship match at TLC. And still your WWE Champion, The Miz!"
Mike's music plays and we walk out and he raises the title up in triumph, then we walk down the ramp and get into the ring with Mike all smiles and everything. Aly giggles quietly at his enthusiasm. He grabs a mic as soon as the music fades, we can hear the boos coming from everyone.
"I don't think you heard him correctly. He said, still WWE Champion The Miz!" He exclaims, holding up the title.
Aly smiles and claps.
"You all better get used to hearing, and still the WWE Champion The Miz! Doesn't it have such a nice ring to it? Still WWE Champion, The Miz!"
Aly and I laugh.
"I know it's tough for you all to digest this. You all were expecting something else. You were expecting an announcement..." He trails off, and a 'you suck' chant started.
"Haters."
"Yup."
"I get it, I get it. You all were expecting the announcement of...the new WWE Champion, Randy Orton!" He exclaims and the crowd goes nuts.
"But that didn't happen now did it? I beat Randy Orton, I put him through a table. And now I..." He's cut off by creepy music and the lights fading out.
"What the hell?"
We all look in the direction of the ramp, and all of a sudden Alex comes out in his wrestling gear, but also all dressed up in a coat, chains and cloth tied around his head. Aly puts her hand over her mouth, trying to keep from busting up laughing. I just put a hand over my face and shake my head in amusement.
"Miz...Miiiiz. It is I...the Ghost of Christmas Past." He says in a ghostly voice.
Aly snickers from behind her hand.
"I am here to show you the error of your ways, before it is too late. Behold, your first ever WWE title defeeeeense." He says, and the replay of Mike's match against Jerry plays and Alex gets into the ring in the meantime.
I'm looking at him in amusement while Aly's over in the corner, laughing with her hand over her mouth.
"Error of my ways? I'm actually proud of what I did. I beat a WWE Hall Of Famer and made sure he will never be WWE Champion.I don't regret that moment, and I certainly don't regret any actions I've ever done in the past." Mike says, after the the replay ends and walking over to look at Jerry.
Aly calms down and stops laughing.
"In the ring at least." She corrects to herself.
"I actually believe that the fact is that the reason why I'm standing..." He's cut off again by the same creepy music and out walks Cole in costume.
Aly snickers and so do I.
"Ohhhhh my. I am the Ghost of Christmas present. And I quote!" He exclaims and we both roll our eyes.
"Miz. Miz you need to change. Your actions from last night in the Tables match vs Randy Orton were although vintage, were extremely unexceptable. Miz you retained your championship through nefarious means. Miz, you should be ashamed. You should be ashaaaaamed."
"Pffft, whatever."
"No no no no no no no no no. That's where you're wrong. The actions of a true champion are defined by one sentence and one sentence only." He stops because of the boos.
"Are they still WWE Champions after the match? And yes I was. That is all that matters! Randy Orton underestimated me, and I beat him! So, I have something for Orton. Here's an image to put on your Christmas cards." He says, lifting up the title and smiling.
Aly smiles and laughs lightly.
"Happy Holidays from The Miz!" He exclaims and yet again that creepy music fades and the lights go out.
"Oh what now?"
"Oh jeez."
We all look at the titantron and the picture of the Miz girl comes on the screen except a mouth was added.
"Ooooooh. Oooooh! Miiiiiz, Miiiiiiiz! I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. And I am very angry. You need to see the light and change your ways, or the new #1 contender John Morrison will beat you. Beeaat you I say. Oooooh!"
"Oh my lord." Aly sighs, shaking her head.
"Ghost of Christmas Future, let me tell you something. I am the future. I am the face of this company. I am the most must see champion in WWE history...Charles Dickens himself couldn't write a better story. Because I'm the Miz, and I'm...awesooooome!" He's then cut off by Morrison's music playing and Aly cringes.
While Morrison was walking down to the ring, Cole left and Alex took off the little costume of his, handing it to someone outside the ring.
"You know, that was funny." I giggle.
Alex chuckles and grins lightly at me. Aly on the other hand, has moved over behind Mike, one hand gripping his arm tightly while her other hand hold her title. He gets into the ring and is just all laughing and smiling.
"Miz, I'm surprised. That was really...stupid, even for you. But to tell you the truth, I'm actually happy for your success. You know why? Because last night, I beat Sheamus. I climbed a ladder, I grabbed the contract and now I'm the new #1 contender."
Aly makes a face.
"That means that sometime soon, you and I are going to fight for that title. And I've got news for you. I've beat you in the past, I've beat you in the present, and I know I can beat you in the future. And when I do, I will become the new WWE Champion."
"Psh whatever."
"Oh and Miz. When I do become WWE Champion, Sadie's mine."
"Excuse you?" Aly exclaims and Mike growls.
"Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? I beg to differ John. I've always been better than you. And for your information, you'll never get her..." Mike says and Alex interrupts him and stands in front of John, then John looks at me.
"Hey Riley, why don't you take your ho of a girlfriend back to the locker room where she belongs?"
Aly drops her title, lets go of Mike and storms up to Morrison, slapping him across the face as hard as possible which causes a loud crack to echo through the air. I drop mine as well and do the same thing but to the other side of his face. He gets an angry look on his face and looks between me and her. Alex stares him down and then shoves him really hard, making him drop the mic. But that's when Morrison goes after Alex and we quickly scramble out of the ring along with Mike. Aly holds her title in one hand, shaking her other one since it's stinging from the force of the slap. As John is wailing on Alex, Sheamus runs out and starts attacking John. Mike goes over and pulls Alex out as John unloads onto Sheamus. Sheamus does a cheap shot by going after the hurt knee of John from last night. Sheamus totally destroys John, but as we're outside the ring Jerry is standing up arguing with Mike and Alex walks over, Jerry ending up right hooking him and knocking him to the ground.
"What the hell!" Aly and I both exclaim, glaring.
"You got issues Jerry!" I yell, as I help Mike help him up.
"Bitter old man." Aly grumbles.
We all walk away towards the ramp, and then the GM dings in.
"Freaking A." Aly sighs loudly.
"Can I have your attention please? Can I have your attention please? I've just recieved an email from the anonymous Raw general manager. And I quote! Miz tonight you will collide with your ghosts from the past, present and future. In a six-man tag team match. You, Alex Riley and Sheamus vs King John Morrison, Jerry Lawler, and Randy Orton."
"Just great." Aly grumbles.
Just as Mike was about to head backstage, Randy appeared out of nowhere and attacked him and he stares down at him laying on the ramp.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Aly exclaims in frustration, glaring at him.
"Someone's got issues with losing."
She steps forward to help Mike up, still glaring darkly at Randy. After helping him up, she turns and really glares at Randy.
"Listen, you lost last night. Why don't you leave him along and GET OVER YOURSELF."
She then grabs the title and hands it to Mike, and she helps him walk backstage. Alex and I then start making our way up the ramp and backstage ourselves.
"What a bunch of asses." Aly grumbles, directing Mike over to the couch.
"They're all jealous." He mutters.
"I guess so but damn." I say.
"Morrison had no right, no right to call me what he called me." I add.
"He's really asking for it." Alex growls.
"And I didn't even do anything to him, to have him call me that. I guess he don't respect people."
"Obviously not." Aly mutters.
"And then of course saying that he's going to have you once he wins the WWE
Championship. Pffft in his dreams."
"Championship or no championship, I'm not leaving Mike. I didn't when he lost the US title, this is no different." She comments, putting her hand on Mike's cheek.
"And he better get used to that."
Aly nods and Mike smiles a little, exchanging knowing glances with Alex. We come back from the commercial and come to find out that the next match is a Triple Threat #1 contenders match for the Diva's Championship.
"Did you know about this?" I ask Aly.
"Uh, no."
First to come out was Melina, followed by Alicia Fox and then Eve.
"Well I guess this was a last decision thing."
"I guess so."
In the end, Melina won with her finisher, after being on Alicia's shoulders and Eve missing the huge jump off the turnbuckle.
"Well looks like you'll be facing Melina whenever you have a title defense."
"Should be interesting."
Then the cameras switch to the Bella twins backstage.
"Brie you're dreaming. Did you see how he looked at me after twin magic last week?"
"Um Nikki, our connection is so strong. I'm totally going to win."
"Um, I totally have this in the bag."
Then the twelve year old shows up.
"Ugh, not what I wanted to watch."
"Hey Nikki, hi Brie."
"Hey Daniel."
"How're you guys?"
"Better now."
"Uh me too."
"Well shall we?" Brie asks taking his arm.
"We shall, big match." Nikki says taking his other arm and they start walking to the ramp before we go to a commercial.
"Ew, gross."
"How can they find him attractice?" Aly says, making a disgusted face.
"They're obviously blind. Either that or they're like really dumb."
"Both." Mike and Alex say in unison.
We come back from the 2nd commercial and Daniel's music plays and he walks out with the Bella Twins. He gets into the ring and his opponent is William Regal. In the end, Daniel Bryan won of course with his submission move. The Bellas got into the ring as Regal left. Brie kissed Daniel's cheek, but then Nikki grabbed him and kissed him on the lips. Then Brie did the same.
"Ewwwwwwww." Aly grimaces.
"I think I'm scarred for life."
"You're not the only one...that was just repulsive." I add.
"Ew now that image is in my head!" Aly whines, trying not to gag.
"I can help get that image out of your head." Mike says.
"Please do 'cause I am so unbelievably grossed out right now."
"Just have this image in your head." He says, then leaning down and kissing her and she
smiles and kisses back.
"Aww come on!" Alex whines.
She just takes her hand and flips him off playfully as she continues. I roll my eyes and shake my head amusedly.
"Hey!" Alex says, mock insulted.
"Chill out Alex...haha." I say, giggling.
"Whyyy...I don't want to see my sister and my best friend making out." He whines.
"Well I recall us doing the same thing last time."
"Oh...good point." Alex says after a pause.
"Just pay attention to the tv, not them." I say and he does as I say.
The camera then shows Morrison in the locker room getting all geared up for the match later.
"Sup?" John asks as Randy comes onto the screen
"Nice match last night. Looks like you're the new #1 contender for the WWE title."
"Thanks Randy. I saw your match last night against the Miz. That was bogus bro."
"Yeah, about that. If you happen to win your championship match against the Miz, I just want to give you fair warning John. I'm coming after you."
"Alright. Well if that happens, I'll be ready."
Aly flips off the tv.
"And I trust you'll be ready too."
"That's your first mistake. Do not...trust me."
"I guess no one can anymore." I mumble.
"That's for sure." Aly mumbles.
The camera then switches to Santino backstage, laying on the floor and someone is stepping on his back.
"Are you...are you sure you know what you're doing?" He asks as the camera pans out to reveal Tamina.
"Not really."
"Awww, that is so cute. Ugly takes care of ugly. Well it's good to know that after Ted and I beat you tonight, YOU have a plan b." Maryse says, walking into the room.
Aly goes to mumble something else but gets successfully distracted by Mike.
"What exactly is that...cupcake?"
"Excuse me?" Maryse says, then stepping onto Santino herself.
She starts arguing with Tamina, that is until Kozlov and Ted come in. Kozlov grabs Tamina and Ted grabs Maryse and the disappear off camera and Santino can't even get up.
"Haha." Alex snickers.
I shake my head amusedly and the camera changes again, but to Mark Henry talking to Gail Kim backstage.
"Gail, the air is just fresher. Things are just nice. I mean, I don't know how to explain it."
"I know exactly what you mean Mark. It's probably because this is the first time in 6 months the Nexus hasn't been on Raw. Isn't it great?"
"I mean, definately. The air is fresher around here."
Then Vickie walks by with Dolph.
"Excuse me!" She says shaking her head and then walking away.
"So not fresher." I mutter.
Then the camera goes to the ring where Santino comes out with Tamina, all hunched over. He rolls into the ring, still hunched over and then Ted and Maryse come out. The bell rings and then Tamina helps Santino out with his back and just like magic he's perfectly fine. Ted tagged in Maryse at some point just as Santino was going to do the Cobra. Maryse stood in front of him and Santino was struggling. Maryse turned the move on Santino and then Tamina came in and superkicked her in the face.
"The cupcake has been melted." Cole says.
"HAHA!" Aly breaks away from Mike to bust up laughing.
Santino went for the cobra as Tamina was on the turnbuckle. He and Ted went over the top rope and Tamina jumped on Maryse and pinning her for the win. As they walked up the ramp, the camera changed and John was just walking in all smiles.
"Heyyy!" I say all happy.
"I can tell that's going to be fun." Aly grins.
"Oh yes." I agree.
During the commercial break there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it." I say getting up and opening the door to reveal John.
"Heyyy, what's up John?"
"Hey Car. I just wanted to see if you and Boo wanted to go out there with me."
Before I could answer, Aly was right there standing next to me.
"Oh yes we do."
"We'll be back." We smile at the guys.
We walk out to the curtain with him and when his music plays, we runs out of course and we walk out behind him. Everyone in the crowd goes wild. He salutes the crowd and then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, we walk down and as soon as we get up onto the ring, John hold the ropes for us as we get in. He walks over and gets a mic to start
talking.
"This should be good." I say to Aly and she nods giggling.
"Ya'll are extra fired up tonight!" He says the crowd goes even more wild.
"And I know why...I know why, because tonight is epic! Tonight is monumental! You know I feel so good about tonight, I'm going to do something I should've done a long time ago." He says rolling out of the ring and hugging someone ringside, then sliding back in.
"I just hugged it out with the 'we hate cena' guy. We're good."
Aly and I both laugh.
"Because tonight for the first time in 6 months, WWE Monday Night Raw is Nexus free! Man, it makes me want to dance." He says, then dancing in his dorky way.
That makes Aly and myself laugh harder.
"Cole, I just dougied, we hit rock bottom. Hell it makes me want to sing! The stars at night are big and bright..." He starts singing and holds the mic out for the crowd to finish.
"You know what? I am so happy to be here, I got a treat for you guys. Normally we don't do this...but I have comendeered some exclusive footage from last night's pay per view of Tables, Ladders and Chairs."
We grin and high five.
"It is the footage describing the demise of Wade Barrett, and I convienantly have that footage cued on the giant screen right now." He says, pointing backwards to the screen.
Then the footage plays of him putting that wooden thing over Wade and him groaning in pain, and then him pulling the string of chairs down so that they rain down ontop of Wade.
Aly and I both are doubled over laughing
"But wait folks, there's more. If you continue to watch Raw you will see the same footage from...another camera angle." He says in a voice, then the footage from the camera angle plays.
"That's not all folks. If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from...another camera angle." He says again and the footage plays again.
Each time we're just laughing harder.
"And just when you thought I was done...we will give you the same footage but this time it will be slow motion." He says, slowing down the last few words and the footage plays in slow motion and the crowd goes crazy.
He looks over and sees us leaning on each other, dying of laughter.
"You guys got to see the demise of Wade Barrett four different times tonight. I feel so good when I get a great bargain, especially this close to the holidays. On those half to half items like the Sham-Wow, the Snuggie, and Wade Barrett being crushed by 23 chairs." He says looking into the camera.
"Oh my god make it stop, too funny." Aly gasps.
"Six months ago I promised you guys that I would get to each and every member of the
Nexus. And it took me some time but last night at TLC, I got to each and every member of the Nexus. That means the winds have finally changed for Wade Barrett and his group of Turdburglars. And now I can focus on the more important things, like winning the Royal Rumble and going onto Wrestlemania!"
We calm down and then laugh as he strikes a triumphant pose.
"Excuse me!" We hear Vickie's voice ring out.
"Oh hell, what does she want?"
Aly runs one hand over her face and rolls her eyes.
"Excuse me!"
"Moses Malone!" John yells jokingly and looks over at Vickie and Dolph walking out and we snicker.
"Pardon the interruption John...I said excuse me!" She yells at the booing crowd.
"Pardon the interruption John but you are not the only one that won a match last night." She says getting into the ring.
"And that concerns you how?" I mutter.
"My boyfriend won too but you don't see me making a spectacle of myself." Aly says to me.
"I'm sorry there's so much hatred in the air, I can't even hear what you're saying." John says to her.
"You are not the only one that won a match last night." Vickie says again and the crowd boos and John cracks up, leaning against the ropes.
Aly starts laughing as they keep booing.
"EXCUSE ME!" Vickie yells again and John is laughing up a storm.
"I can't hear you." John says again, still laughing.
"You are not the only one..." Vickie goes to say again but the crowd get louder and John is still cracking up.
Aly and I both look at each other and we're laughing just as hard as John at this point.
"Alright alright alright. What?" John asks Vickie, trying not to laugh.
"You are not the only one..." Vickie says again and the crowd gets even louder and John cracks up again.
"Ah it's a running gag." John laughs.
"A really really funny one." I add through my laughter.
"John you are not the only one..." Vickie goes to say again and the crowd gets louder and John just keeps on laughing.
"We've just been..." John says and the crowd starts chanting 'you suck' and he still cracks up.
"Okay the state of Texas has told you how they feel, explain yourself. What's going on? Give
her the floor, give her the floor, give her the floor. It's live television." John says, leaning in the corner.
"John you are not the only one..." She says yet again and the crowd boos and we laugh again with John.
"Well we just made the all time Raw highlight. This is going to go on for what, 30...40 minutes." He says through his laughter.
"Go ahead go ahead. Guys guys please. Don't do that...don't do that again. No please, silence."
"You are not the only one that won a match at the TLC pay per view." Vickie manages to finish while the crowd boos, John laughs and Dolph covers her ears.
Aly and I do our handshake.
"This is awesome." Aly says to me over the noise.
The crowd gets louder and chants 'you suck'.
"They're a lively bunch here in Austin I tell you."
"Despite competing in a triple threat match...Dolph Ziggler is still the Intercontinental Champion."
"Yeah...and?" I mutter to Aly.
"Nobody cares."
"And since you had the opportunity to show footage, I have my own footage."
"Okay okay! Alright alright alright. We've made some ground. Apparently after TLC last night, Dolph Ziggler is still the Intercontinental Champion. And the wonderful and beloved Vickie Guerrero has brought out a clip to show us...roll the clip."
We watch with barely any interest
They roll the clip and it's back at the Slammy awards when Jerry was making fun of Vickie's weight.
"You've lost weight? Look around I think you'll find it."
The clip ends and Vickie glares at Jerry.
"The King ladies and gentlemen, well played sir."
"Jerry, I came for an apology. And if you don't give me your apology, my boyfriend Dolph Ziggler is going to beat you up!"
"She's right I'm going to beat you up."
Aly and I both snicker.
"And..." Vickie trails off before being cut off by John.
"King, I got this. I got this, I got this. She says that you owe her an apology and if we don't have one here right now, then Dolph Ziggler's going to try to beat you up."
"He will beat him."
"Vickie vickie. Was it because of the remark about your weight?" Jerry asks.
"I mean I can't help it if you're the only diva here in the WWE, whose bathtub has stretch marks."
"Ohhhh...snap." Aly cracks up.
"Oh oh hey, King. King wait wait. King King King, I got one. I got one I got one. Vickie is so fat, that she wakes up in sections." John jokes and I bust up laughing.
"Hey John, John. John, John. Did you know that when god said let there be light, he had to tell Vickie to step out of the way first?" Jerry jokes next.
"Oh my god." Aly laughs, covering her face.
"Wait wait wait wait wait. I got one..."
"Stop it!" Vickie yells.
"Vickie is so fat, that her baby pictures were taken via satellite."
Aly and I are just laughing hard.
"Stop it! Stop it, stop it!" Vickie yells.
"Vickie Guerrero is a saint! She is beautiful inside and out. She is the most respected diva in the entire WWE, you all know it." Dolph goes off on a rant.
"Dolph Dolph Dolph Dolph Dolph, enough. How can you be out here talking like that. I was talking to you quite a while ago and you called Vickie a double bagger. That means you got to put a bag over your head incase the one over hers breaks."
Aly and I are leaning on each other again.
"Ohhh my sides, they hurt!"
"And how dare you? How dare you? First time I met you a long time ago, you were afraid of the dark. Then you saw Vickie naked and you were afraid of the light."
Aly doubles over, holding her side and laughing helplessly. But that's when Vickie just straight out slapped John across the face.
"Oh no she didn't."
Aly shoots straight up and glares, moving towards her. After she's done yelling at John, Aly gets in her face and starts arguing with her. She slaps Aly too, but she turns around and gets angry and tackles her to the mat and starts wailing on her. Dolph goes over to Aly to get her off of Vickie, but John and I go over to him and get him away from her and John holds him while I slap him hard across the face. The GM ding rings through the arena and that's when she stops wailing on Vickie. John lifts Aly up and we all look at Cole expectantly.
"And I quote. Since Vickie Guerrero is threatening that her boyfriend Dolph Ziggler will beat people up, well let's try it in a match tonight. And since Sadie has some aggression to let out on Vickie. I am making the match a tag team match. Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero vs John Cena and Sadie. And that match will take place right now."
Aly smirks and then it goes to commercial. She dashes backstage to change and comes back out wearing purple and yellow gear, which makes John laugh. The match starts with John against Dolph. They circle and then lock up. John goes at it with Dolph for a while, before tagging Aly in. Dolph approaches her, and she just laughs and slaps him. Vickie has no choice to come in and when she does, Aly doesn't stop the attacking. Vickie scrambled outside the ropes and stood up. Aly had distracted the ref, and I took the oppurtunity and grabbed Vickie by her feet and dropped her face first onto the side of the ring. I then walked away all innocently and acted like I didn't do anything. Aly climbs out of the ring and grabs her, throwing her back in the ring. She scrambles away awfully quickly and tags Dolph in. Aly goes and tags John in and he immediately starts going after him. Dolph gets John in a headlock but John gets out of it and puts Dolph onto his shoulders getting ready for the AA. But Dolph gets down and counters. Dolph goes for the pin but John kicks out. John eventually got to his feet and took control of the match. After throwing him against the ropes, John sideslammed Dolph to the mat. Both of them get up, but the both get knocked down in the center of the ring. After another move, dolph goes for the pin again, but John kicks out. John got momentum back and did his signature move 'you can't see me'. He went for the AA but Dolph countered and got John in a sleeper hold.
"Come on John!" Aly calls, clapping.
John is able to get out of it by flipping Dolph over. John trips him after he runs at him and then puts him in the STF. Vickie has the title belt and starts yelling and screaming, wanting to come into the ring to interfere. The ref rushes over and stops her and Dolph taps and John lets go and goes crazy because he thought he won. The ref never saw it so he didn't win the match. He goes over to the ref and tells him that Dolph tapped out. But the ref tells him that he never saw it. But Dolph gets up and delivers his move the Zig-Zag and goes for the pin. Aly climbs in and starts to run over but then John kicks out and she goes back out to the apron. Dolph gets mad and goes over to the turnbuckle and starts to untie the cover. The ref sees what he's doing and then tries to put it back on. As the ref is distracted, Dolph grabs the title from Vickie and then sets up to hit John with it. He tries to do it but misses and John delievers the AA and goes for the pin. The ref turns around and then counts to 3, you and John won the match.
"Yeah! Aly cheers, getting into the ring and hugging John.
He then goes onto one of the ringposts and does a pose and when he comes back down there's CM Punk with a chair and he hits him in the gut with it, then on his back. He then rolls out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp.
"What the hell!"
"You okay?" Aly asks, crouching down by John.
"Yeah I'm fine." He says sitting up.
He stares in the direction of where Punk disappeared with an angry look on his face. Then he stands up.
"That's fine. That's fine." He says, still glaring at where Punk disappeared.
"What an ass." Aly mutters.
During the commercial break, we all headed backstage. We thanked John for having us out there with him and gave him a quick hug, before heading back to the room. That is after Aly went back and changed back into her regular clothes. We go into the room and Aly smiles sheepishly at Mike's deadpan stare.
"That was fun." I say, sitting back down.
"Yeah." She agrees while looking arily at Mike since he's still staring.
"What?" She asks him.
"Nothing."
"Well quit." she pushes his face away so he isn't staring.
"And if I don't?" He asks, smirking.
"You don't quit and there'll be no kisses for you."
"Aw come on, that's not fair."
"Well quit staring like a creeper then."
"Fine." He says, then sneaking a quick kiss and smiling once he pulls away.
"Sneak." She narrows her eyes.
"You know you love it."
Aly rolls her eyes but smirks.
The screen then shows after we come back from the commercial what had happened during it. It was CM Punk getting ready to leave the arena.
"Excuse me Punk. Can you explain what that was all about with you and John Cena?"
"Well that's the only thing that Cena understands is aggression. Last night, he brutalized
Wade Barrett with a steel chair. Tonight, I just gave him a taste of his own medicine." Punk says, getting into his car and pulling out of the arena.
"Ass."
Then the camera switches to Jerry getting ready in the locker room. But while that was happening a stagehand came in and told Mike that he had to get ready for his match which was coming up soon. He gets up and goes to the locker room to get ready, while the rest of us sit there and wait.
"I don't have a good feeling about this." Aly murmurs.
Then the camera switches to Vickie and Dolph somewhere.
"This is so embarrassing. I went out there looking for an apology, he didn't give me one! I am so embarrassed. Dolph what kind of boyfriend are you?"
"What kind of boyfriend am I? What kind of boyfriend am I? I'll tell you exactly what kind of boyfriend I am. I am challenging John Cena to a rematch tomorrow night on Smackdown."
"I can make that happen, because I am the official consultant of Smackdown. In fact, due to Carly's actions out there tonight. I'm making it another tag team match. John Cena and Carly vs Dolph Ziggler and me!" Vickie says walking away.
"Ooh nice."
"Well she just made the biggest mistake of her life." I add.
"Yeah that's for sure." Alex laughs.
Mike comes back and peeks into the room and tells us that we need to start heading out there now. So we all get up, Alex grabs the briefcase and the title and hands the title to Mike. You and I grab ours and we all head out to the curtain and wait for his music to play. Once it does we all walk out and then down the ramp once Mike poses with the title like he always does. As soon as we walked down the ramp, we joined them in the ring and waited for the others to come out.
"I really don't have a good feeling about this." Aly says to me quietly.
"And you know how accurate I am when this happens."
"Yeah, you're right about these things like 100% of the time."
"I wish I wasn't sometimes." She sighs.
After the commercial, they show on the giant screen the match set up for tomorrow night with John and I against Vickie and Dolph.
"Oh I'm so going to kick her ass."
"Yeah." Aly smirks.
Then they show parts from Miz on Jimmy Fallon last week. And when they stop the video, Mike and Alex are laughing about it and everything. Then that's when Sheamus came out.
"Here comes the keebler elf." I snicker
"Wonder if he's got cookies."
Once Sheamus gets into the ring, then Morrison's music plays and he walks out.
"Wannabe Edward Cullen." I mutter.
"Glitter boy." Aly rolls her eyes.
Then Jerry comes out, followed by Randy after Jerry was done getting to the ring. As soon as the music faded, we climbed out of the ring and watched as the match went on. It started off with Mike and Randy, but Mike held his hand out and Alex tagged himself in. Randy pays no attention to Alex and just stares down Mike.
"Hey hey hey. Right here huh? Right here." Alex says, making Randy look at him instead.
Randy kicks him and throws him into the adjacent corner and repeatedly does uppercuts to him. Alex slides down to the apron and then Randy takes his leg and pulls him away from the corner. In the middle of the ring, Randy jumps up and knees Alex in the face. He goes over and tags in Morrison. John kicks him and then punches him, sending him into the other corner. He throws him back into the corner Randy had him in, runs and clotheslines him in the corner. He pulls him out and uppercuts him, sending him into the corner of his team. Alex kicks him, but Morrison retaliate and kicks him back. He hits him again then picks him up in a headlock and tags in Jerry. He holds him until Jerry kicks him. King repeatedly punches him with his left hand and the dropkicks him. King picks Alex up, but Alex retaliates by punching him and hitting him across the back. He takes him and throws him into the team corner and tags in Mike.
Alex holds Jerry there and Mike kicks him. Mike pulls Jerry out of the corner by his head and goes to punch him, but Jerry blocks and hits Miz instead, knocking him down. Jerry picks him up and holds him while he tags in Randy Orton. Mike scrambles way and starts running away from Randy. He goes back into the ring and tags Sheamus in and crawls back out of the ring faster than anyone I've ever seen. Sheamus gets in and Alex jumps down and they watch as Sheamus and Randy stare each other down in the ring. After Sheamus was done with Randy, he was going against Jerry. While the ref was distracted, Alex got down off the apron and took a cheap shot at Jerry and walked away like nothing happened and back up onto the apron. Sheamus pulled Jerry away from the ropes and went for the pin, but it was no good and Jerry kicked out.
Sheamus picks up Jerry and then drops to the mat and puts him in a submission move. But with the chanting for Jerry, he got out of the move and Sheamus let go. But Sheamus kneed Jerry and threw him into the corner. He went to run at him, but Jerry moved and Sheamus hit the steel ring post, shoulder first. King rushes over and tags in John Morrison. John starts unloading on Sheamus. He did a move after coming off the ropes and ended up bouncing on one leg, because of his knee injury last night at TLC. Sheamus was in the opposite corner and John went rushing over to him, but Sheamus countered and elbowed him in the face. He went to go pick him up but John countered and Sheamus let go. Sheamus threw John into the opposite corner from reversing John's pull, but when Sheamus went to hit him...John moved out of the way making Sheamus hit the corner.
John then got onto the second rope and jumped, kicking Sheamuse square in the face. John went over to the corner, but Alex moved down the ropes after him and John retaliated by hitting him and making him fall to the floor. John goes for the Starship Pain, but Sheamus gets up and stops him but hitting him in the already injured knee. Sheamus reached over and tags Miz in and got to him before he could tag in anyone. He grabbed his leg and pulled him away and started going after the injured knee like Sheamus was doing. He then grabs the leg and lifts him up, dropping him on the injured knee and Morrison cries out in pain. Miz goes over to John, and John kicks him but Miz retaliates and kicks him back. Then he stomps twice on Morrison's chest and tags in Sheamus. He stomps on Morrison one more time before Sheamus gets to him. Then he starts working on the wounded knee/leg of John. The crowd starts chanting for Morrison and he's able to spin Sheamus around and off of him.
Sheamus then tags in Alex and he gets to John before he could tag in anyone. He pulls him away and starts going after the knee himself as well. After John gets in the corner Alex starts attacking him. He backs up and then grabs his leg again and John's holding onto the ropes and bouncing on one leg with Alex holding the other. Alex pulls him off of the rope and then tags in Miz. Alex holds the leg and Miz kicks John in the injured knee, well in the back of it. Alex gets out and Miz continues to work on the injured knee of John. He pulls John's leg and rests it on the rope and then jumps up and lands on the leg/knee. He goes to do it again, but when Miz jumps up, Morrison pushes him with his other foot and he lands outside the ring. John starts reaching for the tag and Miz rushes in as fast as he can to stop him. He gets him in time and pulls back on the leg and tags in Sheamus. Later on in the match Sheamus started putting pressure on the knee/leg, and that's when Jerry tries to get in and that gave Randy the chance to come in and attack Sheamus while the ref was distracted.
Sheamus knocked Jerry off the apron and stared at Randy, then went after John and picked him up. John started jumping and gave Sheamus a kick to the side of the head. Sheamus and John both reach for their corners and the crowd goes nuts. Sheamus tags in Miz and he tries to get Morrison before he could tag in anyone. But he was too late, because he tagged in Randy. Then Randy started unleashing on him. After faceplanting Miz into the apron from the ropes he went for the pin and Sheamus ran in and stopped him. Then out of nowhere Morrison comes in and jumps on Sheamus and they both go tumbling to the floor over the ropes. Randy then starts going into the Viper mode. Alex then rushes in and he gets the RKO instead of Miz. Miz retaliates and kicks Randy in the face sending him into his own corner and that's where Jerry tagged himself in. Then Jerry starts unleashing on Miz. The ref is too distracted by Alex and Mike goes for the Skull Crushing finale on Jerry, but since the ref is distracted...Randy comes over and RKOs Mike and rolls out of the ring. Jerry goes for the pin and the ref comes over and counts to 3 and the bell rings.
"Damn it!" Aly growls, glaring at Randy.
"Cheater!"
After that the GM ding sounded.
"Oh great, what now?"
"Freaking A." Aly sighs.
"And I quote. The television show Smackdown, will be live tomorrow night at 9/8 central here on the USA network from San Antonio Texas. In addition to all the Smackdown superstars, Raw's contribution will be a tag team match. As we head earlier on tonight, it'll be Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero vs John Cena and Carly. Also just added to tomorrow night's event. The WWE Champion The Miz will take on Randy Orton live on Smackdown!"
"Great." Aly mumbles.
All of a sudden Mike comes out of nowhere and attacks Jerry from behind and then tries to go after Randy. Randy retaliates and gets him in the position for a powerbomb. But Alex slides into the ring and Randy knocks him down. Then Mike hits Randy knocking him to his knees. As Randy gets up, Mike scrambles out of the ring and starts running up the ramp. I pull Alex out and Aly grabs Mike's title and the case before meeting us on the ramp. As we walk by Randy who is flipping out in the ring, we hear him mumbling something.
"You're kidding me, you're kidding me. Tomorrow night you son of a..."
"Oh shut the hell up!" Aly snaps, glaring.
We walk up the ramp and Mike is just staring at Randy with a smirk on face. Aly hands him his title and he glares at Randy one more time before we disappear backstage.
"Randy is officially on my hate list." Aly grumbles.
"I think he's on everybody's. Well besides Morrison and Jerry right now."
Aly tilts her head in acknowledgement as we get back to the room.
"Okay you two, hurry up and get changed so we can get out of here." I say to Mike and Alex.
They nod and go to change as quick as they can and we wait.
"I hate my feelings being so right all the time." Aly sighs.
"Yeah, why did they have to start a rivalry between Randy and Mike anyway? Pretty stupid if you ask me."
"I don't know but it's pissing me off."
"There always tends to be a rivalry with people and the WWE Championship. Mostly involving Randy. There was Randy and John, Randy and Sheamus, Randy and Triple H, and now Randy and Mike."
"Damn freaking Randy."
"It's all about him in this business I guess. Well it's getting really freaking old and annoying."
"Really." Aly nods.
"And you know what move of his should be outlawed in this company? That punt to the head. He freaking knocks people out with that and they end up out of action for months."
"I know! I was so freaked out when I saw him gearing up for that."
"And now we have to deal with him all over again tomorrow night, that's lovely."
Aly makes a face.
"He's just one big headache, and how convenient I have one coming right now." I mutter, rubbing the sides of my head.
"I know." She sighs, leaning back into the couch.
Mike and Alex walk back in all changed.
"Ready to go?" Mike asks.
We both open our eyes and nod slowly, getting up. We all walk out of the arena and to the car and I try to ignore my headache no matter how bad it hurts.
"You okay?" Alex asks me quietly.
"Randy's just totally given me the worst headache ever." I reply.
"Damn him." Alex sighs, kissing my forehead gently.
"He's a pain in the ass and now we have to deal with him again tomorrow night...real great." I grumble.
"I know."
"Ugh, I can't wait till we're back at the hotel. I need to get rid of this headache. Let's hope I don't end up feeling sick to my stomach. My headaches if they're bad like this tend to." I say, leaning back in the backseat.
"Anything I can do to help?"
"I don't know. Any slight movement of my head, results in the pounding pain of the headache."
Alex moves and very gently starts to rub circles on either side of my head.
"Okay, that helps a little. Thank you."
"You're welcome." Alex smiles.
Once we reach the hotel, he stops and we all get out and head up to our rooms. I immediately head into my bag and take out the aspirin and take a bottle of water I had in my bag as well and take a couple.
"Go get changed and I can rub your head until those meds kick in." Alex says.
I nod slightly and grab clothes out of my bag and go change. Meanwhile Aly and Mike walk into the room and after a moment of silence she starts flipping out and yelling stuff in Italian. Mike is just watching with wide eyes. After a while of watching her and thinking 'that's hot' in his head, he decides that's enough and he walks over trying to make her calm down.
"Okay Lyssa...you got to calm down."
She says something in Italian, shaking her head.
"Lyssa..." He says sternly, making her look at him.
"What."
"Stop getting yourself worked up. Calm down."
"I just can't help it! That makes me so...ugh! She throws her hands up and growls in frustration.
"Don't worry about Randy okay? I can handle him. Tonight was just another one of those pointless matches. It meant nothing."
"It wasn't the match that really made me mad. It was him attacking you and then he almost punted you in the head!" She exclaims.
"You know what that can do to people. If he had punted you, you would've been knocked unconcious and not to mention out of action for months!" She adds.
She throws her hands up again and paces next to the bed, now more upset and close to tears than angry. He sees this and immediately comes over and just wraps her in a hug.
"Don't cry."
"I just don't want to see him hurt you like that." She says, her voice cracking a little.
"He's not going to, he won't get that far."
"He almost did tonight!" She shakes her head, her eyes closed tightly to hold back the threatening tears.
"I'll be more careful for now on around him. You have my word."
She sighs and lays her head on his chest, clinging to him tightly.
"Come on, get changed and we can go to bed okay?"
She nods slightly and goes over to her things, grabbing her pjs and disappearing into the bathroom. She comes out with her glasses on, yawning as she sets her other clothes on her bag. He stares from his spot on the bed with raised eyebrows. She turns around and walks over to the bed. Then she sees his face.
"What?"
"You never fail to amaze me do you?" He asks.
She sets the robe on the chair near the bed.
"I guess not if you keep making those faces."
"You should wear these kinds of things more often."
"We'll see." She laughs lightly as she slides into bed.
Once she slides into bed, he immediately grabs her and pulls her into him.
"Mine." He says, his face in her neck.
"No piranha." She squeals lightly, trying to squirm away.
"You can't get away this time." He says, with his grip tighter on her.
"Noo..." She laughs.
"Yes." He mumbles against her neck.
She squeals and digs her fingers into his shoulders, where her hands are gripping tightly. But yet again, he's his sneaky self by going and kissing her on the lips, before settling down in his spot on the bed.
"Oooh you sneak. You keep faking me out and making me think you're going to go all piranha-y and you don't." She huffs.
"When I actually do go piranha on you...that will be a surprise." He chuckles.
"Hmph."
"Night Lyssa."
"Night, love you."
"Love you too." He says, reaching over and turning off the light.
Meanwhile, I come out of the bathroom from changing into what I had wore last night and hold my head as I put my other clothes and stuff in my bag.
"Aw CareBear. Come here." Alex says, frowning as he sees the pain on my face.
"Why does aspirin take so damn long to kick in?" I say, walking over and sitting on the bed.
"I don't know but lay down and I'll rub your head again."
I hold my head so that the pounding feeling isn't as bad and I lay down. Alex carefully pulls me to him and lets me settle before he begins rubbing circles on my head again. I close my eyes and just relax.
"I might end up falling asleep, just letting you know."
"Alright." He chuckles.
"In case you do, love you."
"I love you too." I reply and not shortly after I was right...I did end up falling asleep.
Alex shifts me into my spot and he then drifts off himself, after kissing my forehead gently.