Chibi: Don't pretend to be Meta Knight! Meta Knight wouldn't dare to bully a little girl like me because he didn't like my story. Might I remind you all that someone wants to do a dramatic reading of my story! That's means that my story is good so can you please stop with all the hate? I am just a little girl after all and you'd be in big trouble if I told anyone that you were bullying me.
Queen Ripple was off to visit Salvia. She wanted to comfort Salvia after the break up which left Salvia very depressed,"Good morning, Salvia," Ripple said softly as she entered Salvia's room. Salvia's room was in a dreadful state; the walls were covered in strange writings, there were tampered pictures of Meta Knight on the floor and the furniture was destroyed for some odd reason. Salvia was lying face down on her mattress,"Get out," Salvia muttered,"I'm depressed." "But that's why I'm here," Ripple explained. Salvia took a pillow and threw it at Ripple but she actually managed to dodge it,"Salvia, don't feel bad about losing another lover," Ripple assured Salvia as she walked up to her,"there's someone out there who loves you." "Who's the hell is that?" Salvia asked. Suddenly, the Fairy Queen started to kiss Salvia; if she can't say it, she might as well show it. Salvia didn't want to be a lesbian because she hated homosexuals and she was in love with Meta Knight so she pushed Ripple away,"Are you mad?" Salvia roared,"What was that for?" "I'm in love with you, Salvia!" Ripple cried,"Come on! Forget about Meta Knight; I love you more than anyone else!" Salvia gave Ripple the hardest slap in the face,"Nobody likes you," Salvia fumed,"you useless lesbian!" "You know," Ripple muttered,"I used to question why you couldn't keep a man. Now after all these recent events, I could see why." "Damn you!"
"It was horrible!" Salvia cried to the reporters interviewing her,"This drunkard man just broke into my castle and hit my dear friend Ripple in the head with his empty beer bottle! Oh, it was horrible!" Salvia cried as Ripple was carried to the ambulance. The poor Fairy Queen's head was bleeding and there were glass shards in her raven black hair but despite how things looked, she was still very much alive. The only problems were if she would she would make it to the hospital alive and if they'll be able to save her if she manages to get to the hospital. Salvia went back inside crying her eyes out but she quickly recovered and decided to take some selfies of herself when Meta Knight called. She quickly picked up the phone and answered,"Moshi moshi, Meta Knight kun," she said flirtatiously,"nani desu ka?" "I just wanted to let you know that the police want you for questioning," Meta Knight stated,"and it's for both Sectonia's murder and Queen Ripple's attempted murder." Salvia couldn't believe what she was hearing,"What the hell?" She roared,"How could you let this happen to me?!" "It's not my fault that you happened to be with them when those incidents occurred!" Meta Knight replied. She quickly hung up the phone and got ready so they would get suspicious of her and make her a suspect for both incidents.
Salvia was guided by one of the officers to the questioning room. The one who was going to question Salvia was a young woman with violet hair like hers but she had light blue eyes instead of red ones. She wore a white shirt with a red tie, a black jacket, a black pencil skirt with kitten heels,"Welcome, Your Highness," she said politely,"my name is Sage. Please take a seat." Salvia went over and took her seat. Sage decided to start with the incident with Ripple. Everything was going fine until,"Salvia," Sage said,"everyone knows very well that you are Yume Hoshi so why didn't you save Queen Ripple?" Salvia was silent; she didn't know what to do. At this rate, she was sure to become a suspect but Sage said nothing and moved on to Sectonia's murder case,"Now, from what I've gotten from Meta Knight," Sage stated,"you and Sectonia were on bad terms so why would you suddenly want to take her shopping?" "I just wanted to become friends with her again," Salvia explained,"I really did miss having her as a friend you know." "But many of the people I've questioned said that Sectonia was acting like a zombie slave when she went out with you. Why is that?" Sage questioned. Salvia was silent again. Not to mention that she didn't make any eye contact with Sage at all. Sage just decided to let Salvia go but deep down, she was on to Salvia.
Salvia couldn't believe that she was made a suspect for both incidents,"This is all Meta Knight kun's fault desu!" Salvia roared,"I will get him for this desu!" Salvia went over to Dedede's castle and kicked down Meta Knight's door only to find that her wasn't there. Then a maid was passing by," Sir Meta Knight is in the grave yard," she told Salvia as she walked by. Salvia quickly ran to the grave yard where there were plenty off police officers,"What the hell happened here?" Salvia questioned,"Don't tell me that you're all here to visit her!" "Actually, Sectonia's body has been stolen," the officer told Salvia. This news made Salvia even more happy.
Chibi: You know what? I don't care what the haters think! I could write whatever the hell I want so you can go screw yourselves!