Minxy: Hey guys! I decided to try something new for this chapter of the story so I hope you'll enjoy it.
(On Salvia's private chatroom)
Salvia: i luv fifty shades of grey soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
Crystal: YAS! It is so romantic! I have both the movies and the books!
Candy: I hated the ending though.
Salvia: yeah i would have stayed with christian grey if i were ana.
Crystal: Yeah, me too!
Candy: ME THREE!
Salvia: but meta knight san senpai is much hotter than grey!
Crystal: Are you sure?
Salvia: ill show you a picture i took of him taking a bath.
(FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED has entered the chatroom)
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: If you show that picture, you'll suffer great consequences, Salvia.
Salvia: WTF ARE YOU?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: I am lost.
Salvia: damn right you are! now leave my chatroom or ill call the police on you!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: They won't be able to find me, though.
Salvia: oh yeah?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Do it. You don't know who I am anyways.
Salvia: theyll hack your profile and track you down!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: But what about Sage? You know that she'll expose you once more with this.
Salvia: f*** you!
Crystal: Why are you messing with Salvia?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Are you aware that she paid two men to cut off her Meta Knight's arm? I'll share proof if you want.
Salvia: do you even have proof?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: I'll share a text you sent to Eiji and Sei. And it turned out that she didn't just wanted his arm to be cut off.
Salvia: dont believe her girlz!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Here it is: Salvia: i hate him! i hate him with all my heart! meta knight is the worst man i have evah dated in my livre! i want to hurt him so badly but i'm already in trouble for killing sectonia and almost killing ripple so i want you guys to do this for me! kidnap meta knight and kill him for me please! and give me one of his arms when youre done! ill have sex with you if you do!
Salvia: you bitch!
Crystal: OMG! I can't believe you would do this!
Candy: I thought you loved him!
Salvia: i do love him girlz! this is all fake!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: If you don't believe that then I'll give you more tips. In the shed where Sectonia's dead body was found, there is a chest that may contain vital evidence of who killed her. Ask the police to investigate that chest, please.
Crystal: I'll be back
(Crystal has left the chatroom)
Candy: Is she going to tell the police about what FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED told us?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: It only seems logical that she'd do such a thing.
Salvia: no! shes obviously going to call the police about you!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: For the second time, they won't be able to find me.
Salvia: oh yeah?
(Crystal has entered the chatroom)
Salvia: crustal! did you call the police?
Crystal: Yes.
Salvia: did you tell them about FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED?
Crystal: Yes. I also told them the tip he/she gave me.
Salvia: how dare you?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: The real question should be why are you so worried about the tip I gave them?
Salvia:...
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: No answer?
Salvia: i have one! its because i dont want to waste the polices time!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: But a tip is really helpful. They'll be able to find who murdered Sectonia now.
Salvia: who cares about sectonia?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: That'll take too much of my time since there were a lot of people who cared about her but I thought it'd be appropriate to talk about how much "your" Meta Knight cared about her. Whoever killed Sectonia knew of her growing relationship with Meta Knight because they were best friends before she died. In fact, he trusted her so much that he actual approved of putting Kirby into her custody in case he died.
Salvia: he actually approved?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Yes. Wait a minute! How did you know about Sectonia being an option for becoming Kirby's guardian?
Salvia: im meta knights girlfriend.
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Not anymore. He doesn't even want to see you anymore. And I know that he didn't tell because he knew how much you hated Sectonia.
Salvia: so what are you saying?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: I think you may have been stalking Sectonia.
Salvia: WTF!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: I didn't say that you did.
Salvia: YES YOU ARE!
Crystal: Salvia, please calm down. She didn't say that you were stalking Sectonia.
Candy: Yeah.
Salvia: youre on her side now? i cant beleieve you did this to me! youre no longer my best friends!
Crystal: What?
Candy: Why?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Wow, that escalated quickly.
Salvia: you bratrayed me for FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED!
Crystal: We didn't actually side with her!
Candy: Yeah, we were just telling you to chill!
Salvia: dont lie to me! you clarely are on FSELCOTWOWNEIRAEDs side and think that i did all the horrible things they said i did! well heres my last message to you! i did murder sectonia i did try to murder ripple and i did pay two men to kill meta knight for me and you three are next!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Girls, run for your lives! She's showing her true colors!
(Crystal has left the chatroom)
(Candy has left the chatroom)
Salvia: youre still here.
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAEDL: I have no reason to be scared of you.
Salvia: Why not?
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Because I am dead.
Salvia: WHAT?!
FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED: Goodbye, Salvia. I hope you feel sorry for what you have done to those innocent people. And by the way, where is Kirby and Pastel?
(FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED has left the chatroom)
Salvia: YOU BITCH!?
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Minxy: I'm sorry if the relationship described seemed rushed. I just tend to make best friends rather quickly so yeah. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this one!
Chibi: Who the Hell is FSELCOTWOWNEIRAED?
Minxy: A little mystery for you guys to solve. I just wanted to do something like Gravity Falls would do and give people clues on what's gonna happen next.
Chibi: Too bad you're not good at it.
Minxy: This is my first time doing this! Cut me some slack!
Chibi: Not until you do the same for me!
Minxy: I'm trying to help you become a better writer!