Salvia waited impatiently for her new partner to come. Even though she has only been there for a minute, it felt like forever for her so when he finally arrived, she insulted him for being slow and coming late. At the school dance, Salvia was the most beautiful girl there and she wore the most beautiful purple ball gown dress ever, had her hair done by a professional and she wore glass slippers. She and Galacta danced so gracefully to the slow paced music; they looked just like a princess and a prince dancing and Salvia was happy that Meta didn't come so she wouldn't be embarrassed. But when Salvia thought she'd finally get a break from Meta, he came to the dance with Sectonia accompanying him. Salvia glared at the two losers before storming off the talk with the popular kids,"I can't believe Meta actually got a girl to the dance," a girl whispered to Salvia,"and a cute one, too." "Don't get too concerned," Salvia stated,"besides, that girl is a loser just like him. I could tell just by looking at her." Salvia looked at the duo again to find that they were dancing and they were really good for a couple of losers. She also noticed that they were getting some attention which made Salvia mad,"I have to find a way to embarrass them," Salvia thought,"those losers don't deserve any attention at all."

Salvia went over to the DJ and requested him to play some party music. Then she started to twerk ("Because that's totally a dance that kids should be doing"),"Wow!" One of the kids said amazed,"What is that?" "It's called twerking," Salvia explained,"and it's a dance that I total invented myself." Now everyone was paying attention to Salvia again with the exception of Meta and Sectonia who were at the snack table. Salvia was so enraged by this so she went over by them, took one of the punch bowls and threw the punch on Meta's head,"Meta is the punch monster!" Salvia announced,"Come, let's laugh at the punch monster!" And all the children did just that. Sectonia was thinking of a way to save her new friend. She could talk to them but her words would always fall on deaf ears, she could fight back but she'd get in trouble for beating up other students so the only thing left to do was embarrass herself. She took one of the punch bowls and threw punch on herself,"If he's a punch monster then I'm one too," Sectonia stated,"so laugh at me as well." But instead of that, some other children started to turn themselves into punch monsters and others turned themselves into monster of their own. Salvia was so enraged by her fame being stolen from her so she took a cupcake and threw it at Sectonia. There was a bit of silence until someone cried,"Food Fight!" And this gave Meta and Sectonia the opportunity to have their revenge on Salvia so they as much food as they can at her. Salvia's beautiful purple gown was soiled so she ran away to find the time machine to go three years into the future,"Hopefully this Meta Knight won't be such a mean annyoing loser!" Salvia said to herself as she entered the time machine.

Before she exited the time machine, Salvia changed herself into a fifteen year old with even bigger breasts and she changed her clothes then she went to search for her Meta Knight,"I'll find his home this time," Salvia thought,"and there's a high chance that he and Sectonia are no longer friends. Besides, who'd want to be with a loser like Sectonia?" Salvia looked everywhere until she finally broke into a large backyard where she saw her Meta Knight playfully swinging on the trees. He no longer had the glasses and the braces, his hair was reaching his back and he was slightly muscular. This Meta Knight was not as sexy as the one she knew and loved but at least she could stand looking at him,"Meta!" A voice called,"Why are you always climbing the trees? You could fly just fine!" Salvia looked to find where the voice came from and to her shock, she found Sectonia standing by the tree that Meta Knight was on,"I can't help it," Meta replied,"I just like climbing the trees." Salvia instantly assumed that Sectonia was insulting Meta but her face showed otherwise. Sectonia was clearly blushing and smiling so she must be a tsundere,"Ha ha ha!" Salvia whispered to herself,"Real boys don't like tsunderes so Sectonia would be dumped if she tried to confess her feelings to MY Meta Knight." Salvia wanted to go inside and seduce Meta Knight but this one wasn't attractive enough for her so she went back to her future where her breasts grew retardedly big.

Salvia went to Dreamland to see her Meta Knight and seduce him because there was no way he could resist her since she had huge breasts now. But first, Salvia went to Hot Topic because she wanted to turn into a the world's most goffick goth. She bought herself a a black spiky choker, skeleton earrings, goffick make up, a pastel purple corset, a black micro mini skirt, skeleton knee socks and pastel purple super high heels. After that, Salvia found Meta Knight and Sectonia having a sparring match but she assumed that they were actually fighting,"What a shame," Salvia said pretendingly saddingly,"and to think that you were such great tomodachis when you were children. But Sectonia's a bitch anyway!" The duo stopped fighting and stared at Salvia,"Actually," Meta Knight replied,"Sectonia's still my best friend." "NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!" Salvia cried,"I'll kill for this, Sectonia!" But alas, Sectonia gave Salvia a rocket punch that sent her flying to the sky,"Once a bitch, forever a bitch," Sectonia muttered. Salvia landed in where the time machine was. When she got up, she found an old man with cat ears looking at her time machine,"Another one of these, eh?" The old man said to himself,"These beings just love tampering with the past and the future don't they?" The old man took out a wooden staff and blasted the time machine into millions of pieces,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Salvia screamed,"THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD STOP SECTONIA CHAN AND META KNIGHT SAN SENPAI KYO FROM BEING BEST TOMODACHIS!" "But at least you did something good for once," the old man joked. Salvia got so livid, she took out a knife and stabbed the old man to death. If only she knew who she just killed.

Suddenly, Auri appeared in fron of Salvia clearly enraged and saddened,"You fool!" Auri cried,"Have you realised what you have done?" Salvia flicked her hair and stuck her tongue out at Auri,"This idiot destroyed my time machine!" Salvia roared,"He deserved to die!" "I expected better from a woman who's a Nova herself!" Auri stated. Salvia could not believe what she was hearing but it was so awesome (NOO!) that she had to believe it,"Transform!" Salvia yelled. Her Nova powers were unlocked and Salvia grew cat ears and a cat tail and she outfit turned into a sailor fuku only it was super kawaii pastel desu! "IN THE NAME OF CHITSU AND INKEI! I WILL FAKKU YOU!" Salvia battle cried. She then summoned two Galaxia swords but they were pastel pink and kawaii. Auri summoned her staff and the battle began. Salvia blasted a super huge and powerful but kawaii lazer at Auri but she dodged it and proceeded to blast multiple small lazers at Salvia but Salvia resisted them. She then flew towards Auri very quickly and tried to stab her but Auri blocked her attack and punched her in the stomach. Salvia coughed rainbow blood because the punch was so powerful,"Y...You...You Bitch. *Cough* *Cough*" Salvia stuttered,"I...Hate...You. *Cough*." "Do I look like I care?" Auri questioned,"Well, if you think I do, I actually don't care about you at all!"

Meanwhile, back in Dreamland, Meta Knight and Sectonia were just relaxing and they were just talking about random stuff that's not important to the story until Salvia's Super Kawaii Lazer Desu flew by,"What the f*** was that?" Meta Knight questioned. Sectonia got up to watch the lazer fly to nowhere important,"I don't know," she answered,"but smells like Salvia." Meta Knight got up and smelled the air,"Oh geez, you're right," Meta Knight said. Back to the battle, Salvia and Auri were aimlessly blasting at each other and the blasts that they blasted flew into each other and exploded,"I WON'T LOSE TO YOU NYA!" Salvia screamed at the top of her lungs,"AND I WILL WIN META KNIGHT SAN SENPAI KYO NYA!" "Ha!" Auri laughed,"Why would a man like Meta Knight fall for a whore like you?" That offended Salvia greatly,"How dare you?" Salvia exaggerated,"WATASHI WILL KILL ANATA RIGHT IMA! SUPER KAWAII ULTRA GLITTER PASTEL RAINBOW CUTIE SEXY LAZER!" "STOP RIGHT THERE!" A voice announced. Salvia looked to find the source of that sexy voice and it was her Meta Knight,"Oh, Meta Knight San Senpai Kyo," Salvia appealed,"you're so sugoi desu! Aishite iru!" "So, you love Meta Knight, eh?" Auri observed. She then took both Meta Knight and Sectonia and trapped them in force fields,"Why did you trap Sectonia?" Salvia asked,"I don't like her." "Your mind tells me otherwise," Auri revealed,"you desire Sectonia as much as you desire Meta Knight."

"That's not true!" Salvia roared," I am asexual!" However, the others were not convinced,"Let's just get back to the battle," Auri said. So Salvia formed her Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cutie Sexy Lazer and tried to blast Auri but she flew away which made Salvia shoot the lazer downwards which made a big hole on the ground. Salvia and Auri have been fighting for hours but they've made no progress but Auri got desperate,"Salvia?" Auri asked,"What are the things you treasure the most in this world?" "Simple," Salvia answered,"Meta Knight and Popstar so if you destroy them, I'll get super sad." "In that case!" Auri announced as she freed Meta Knight and Sectonia from the force fields,"I will destroy thw whole of Popstar but I'll make sure you'll never be able to wish it back just so you'll know how I feel about you killing my grandpa!" Then Auri quickly flew up to the sky,"Come, Meta Knight San Senpai Kyo!" Salvia yelled and she grabbed Meta Knight's hand,"Let's escape Popstar together!" "NO!" Meta Knight screamed as he forced Salvia to let go of him,"I'm not leaving!" Salvia was shocked by what Meta Knight said,"But Meta Kun," Salvia lamented,"Isn't this what you want? Don't you want to live with me in paradise?" "You know nothing about me, Salvia!" Meta Knight scolded,"I've already gotten almost everything I wanted in life but the only thing that'd make my life paradise is for you to be gone!" Salvia was really hurt by Meta Knight's words so she flew off,"Aren't you gonna stop this?" Sectonia shouted,"Because this would be something that'll totally make Meta Knight like you!" "I CAN'T!" Salvia cried,"I'M TOO DEPRESSED!" And she left Meta Knight and Sectonia standing there,"ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?" Meta Knight fumed.

Salvia flew away from Popstar but then she got hit by star which sent her flying down to an unknown planet. When Salvia woke up, she found herself in a frozen planet that had a lot of abandoned building and facturies. Salvia was so depressed that she cut herself but it didn't help ease the pain so she started to smoke. She couldn't believe that her Meta Knight had hated her especially after all of the things she has done for him. Suddenly, a bunch of robots came that started to attack Salvia but she killed all of them without breaking a sweat. Salvia walked around the planet to see if she could find a single person but there was absolutely no person on that planet at all. Then Salvia remembered what Sectonia said,"Aren't you gonna stop this?" Sectonia shouted,"Because this would be something that'll totally make Meta Knight like you!" Salvia then realised that stopping Auri from destroying Popstar would make Meta Knight love her so she flew towards Auri at high speeds but she was too late. Auri blasted Popstar and everything was destroyed,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Salvia cried. She the self destructed and it was so powerful that it destroyed the whole universe.

Salvia woke up to find herself in the hospital,"Oh, where is this place I am at?" Salvia thought,"Am I in Heaven desu?" Suddenly, a doctor entered her room,"Oh, you're finally awake," the doctor sighed,"I am Doctor Ishi." "Where is my Meta Knight?" Salvia questioned,"Is he alright?" "He's not here so I don't know that," Doctor Ishi replied so Salvia flew out of the hospital to go find her Meta Knight. She went back to the spot where she fought with Auri only to find pieces of the Battleship Halberd scattered everywhere,"WHERE'S MY META KNIGHT!" Salvia cried then she looked up to the sky to find her Meta Knight flying down with his crew,"MY META KNIGHT!" "Leave me alone," Meta Knight warned as he walked pass Salvia. But Salvia wanted to talk to her senpai,"Why is my kyo so grumpy, nya?" Salvia asked,"Why is my kyo so grumpy, nya?" "You killed someone's grandfather, Salvia!" Meta Knight scolded,"That's why I'm so grumpy!"

"He's destroyed my time machine!"

"And you could just ask Susie to build a new one!"

"He still destroyed my time machine!"

"That does not excuse your actions, Salvia! Even if we can fix your screw ups, you're still doing horrible things!"

"They did horrible things to me first!"

"ENOUGH!"

"Nani?"

Meta Knight then grabbed Salvia by the neck and choked her,"I've had enough of your nonsense, Salvia! Every bit of tolerence I had for you is gone so if you dare to do anymore bulls***, I will kill you." He then released Salvia from his grip and flew his way. Salvia sat there holding to her neck but she was happy because her Meta Knight had touched her but the feeling would leave when Auri appeared in front of her,"Here's a warning for you," Auri muttered,"I won't kill your Meta Knight but I'll put a curse on him and you as well. In fact, since you love Popstar so much, I might as well curse this whole planet. You won't be able wish anyone on Popstar back no matter what and your powers as a Nova will be limited so you won't abuse your powers so you better be careful." And with that, Auri disappeared. Salvia flipped her off and she took her leave.