Minxy: Warning! This chapter contains mentions of pedophilia and much more attempts to murder a child by our "heroine"! Please read at your own risk!
Salvia was busy stalking her Meta Knight spending time with Kirby. She was jealous of Kirby as well because he was also very close to Meta Knight. But they were too close in her opinion. (And since Salvia is...Well...I don't even know! She just thinks that Meta Knight and Kirby are in a romantic relationship!),"No fair, nya," Salvia groaned,"Meta Knight kun loves Kirby kun more than me, nya." Salvia got especially mad when Kirby got tired and Meta Knight started to carry him around,"The boy is just pretending desu!" Salvia thought to herself,"I can't believe that my Meta Knight kun is a pedophile desu." Completely ignoring the fact that Kirby was Meta Knight's son. Salvia flipped Kirby off then she went home. She ran all the way to her bathroom and started to cry her eyes out,"I hate Kirby kun nya!" Salvia cried,"I hate kare so much desu!" Salvia proceeded to cut herself and filled her entire bathtub with her blood. Salvia's hair turned redy because of all of the blood in her hair,"I will kill him for sure," Salvia muttered,"And Sectonia chan too, nya!"
Salvia cut her hair into a bobcut and she changed her eyes into a purple color so she'd get a job as a nurse. Since she was so sexy, she got the job and she changed her name to Arika so no one would find her out. Salvia made sure to practice for if Kirby happened to come to the hospital for some kind of treatment so she tested various chemicals on many different children to see what worked best. She decided that cyanide was the best because she loved it so much. Meanwhile, many patients died under Arika's care but no one got suspicious about it for some reason. One day, a sick little girl was put into Arika's care. Her name was Ivy and she was the daughter of a strong warrior. She had beautiful long hot pink hair, two short golden horns, coal black eyes, fair skin and she also seemed to smile no matter what the situation was. Ivy had accidently ingested poison but thankfully she was able to get to the hospital before it could do any damage to her.
"Oh, Miss Arika," Ivy chirped happily before Arika could step out of her room,"can you stay with me?" "Sure," Arika replied,"What do you want to do?" "Can you do my hair?" Ivy asked as she brushed her hair with her hands. Ariku grabbed a comb and a brush and combed her hair into a Fishtail Ponytail. Ivy was happy to have such a beautiful (Look up the definition of beautiful and see if that applies to Salvia) and nice nurse taking care of her,"You're so wonderful, Miss Arika," Ivy said,"will you marry my father?" "Nani?" Arika said in shock,"My heart only belongs to Meta Knight kyo."
"You know Meta Knight?"
"Yeah, so?"
"That's my uncle! What is he like? I don't know him yet."
"He's the most sugoi otoko in the world."
"Sugoi otoko?"
"Awesome man."
And so, Arika told Ivy many stories about Meta Knight but deep down, Arika wanted to kill Ivy because she didn't want to have another love rival. (What's with Salvia thinking that Meta Knight's a pedophile? So Arika decided that she was going to poison Ivy,"Ivy," Arika said happily,"do you want chocolate milk." "Oh yes!" Ivy chirped because she loved chocolate milk. So Arika went to the kitchen to fix up some chocolate milk for Ivy but she added cyanide to it. After that, another nurse entered the room,"It seems that many children are asking for chocolate milk today," the nurse observed,"I hope we still have. I wouldn't want to tell Kirby that we're out anyways." "Wait," Salvia said as she turned around sugoily,"don't you mean Kirby of the Stars?" The nurse nodded in reply,"The poor thing got hit on the head by a monster," the nurse explained,"but thankfully he survived." So Arika asked the nurse to find the straws so she could switch the drinks, then after that, the nurses went their ways,"Mwah ha ha ha ha!" Arika thought to herself,"I've finally gotten rid of Kirby!"
Chibi: Did Salvia finally manage to kill Kirby?
Minxy: Who is Ivy's father. (I'm sure that you all already know this, though.)
Chibi: Will Salvia be able to do the same to Sectonia?
Minxy: Are you, the readers, supposed to cheer for Salvia?
Chibi: Of course!
Minxy: She poisoned a kid. And not only that, but she poisoned Meta Knight's kid! How would Meta Knight feel about his only child dying?
Chibi: Salvia's love is much better than anything in the world!
Minxy: And I thought you were getting better. I grew up a lot slower than I thought.